A/N: Hey everyone! Long time, no read huh? Lol I know I said I wouldn't be writing another story until summer but today's a SNOW DAY! And I was also wondering where all the stories went? Haha people probably got busy. Anyway hope you like this one shot and please review!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Total Drama Series.

"Okay I'll see you tonight babe." Duncan said.

"I love you!" Gwen replied while hanging up.

Duncan and Gwen had been going out for a good 3 months and tonight Duncan was having dinner with the family.

While he was on the phone with his beautiful girlfriend he began to get the hint that tonight he was going to get lucky. So when the conversation ended he decided to take a shower and get dress. He wore his usual outfit. A tan long sleeve undershirt, a black shirt with a skull, blue shorts, and his red converse.

After getting dressed he spiked up his hair and went outside toward his car. Opening the glove compartment he noticed he didn't have any condoms.

"Well that's not good." he said to himself.

He turned on his car and noticed he had an hour before dinner started, so he decided to go to his local drug store and buy some more condoms.

Once he got there he went inside and walked over to the pharmacist.

"I'm looking for condoms." Duncan said.

"Well how many do you need? They come in 3, 9, and 12 packs." the pharmacist answers.

Duncan smirks and says, "Well, I've been seeing this girl for awhile and she's really hot! I'm thinking tonight might be "the night" and once she's had me, she'll want me all the time. So you better give me the 12 pack."

"Teenagers." the pharmacist says while handing over the condoms.

After making his purchase Duncan drives over to Gwen's house.

Later that evening he sits down with his girlfriend and her parents. Being the "gentlemen" he is, he asks if he could give the blessing. They agree and he begins the prayer. The prayer continues for several minutes. Finally Gwen leans over and puts her hand on his shoulder.

"You never told me that you were such a religious person." she says.

Duncan eyes her father for a minute or so and then leans over to her.

"You never told me your father is a pharmacist!" he whisper/yelled.

A/N: So I'm guessing Duncan didn't get "lucky". Lol hope you liked it and please REVIEW!