SHIPS

( may or may not be listed in order. )

Sonic The Hedgehog x Dora The Explorer

Hank Hill x Applejack

Boots x Cream

-Chapter 1

One day in the deep magical forest of, I don't fucking know, Sonic The Hedgehog was exploring about and he came across Dora The Explorer.

"Hey Dora how bout' you explore all over this DICK" Sonic said, with a very douche bag tone in his voice.

Dora turned right around blushed, and stared into Sonics sexy emerald green eyes.

"Uh, wouldn't that be rape?" Dora said, with worry in her voice.

Sonic glared at her, "Not, if you like it sweet cheeks." Sonic winked at Dora.

Dora could barely stand still after that remark.

Sonic reached over to Dora and took a strand of her hair out of her face and placed it behind her ear.

"B-but Sonic, we can't do this." Dora still staring into his eyes while crying.

"And why not, muffin cakes?" Sonic patted her head lightly.

"You're way older than me and I'm just a child, you could get shot in my country."

"Well Dora, we are not in gay nigger mexciano fucking taco world right now are we?"

"HEY! DON'T INSULT MY TOWN BY SAYING, 'NIGGER' IT'S VERY RACIST AND OFENSIVE. I'M FILIPINO NOT BLACK" Dora yelled, her face lit up like a red tomato.

"I never called you black, now age doesn't matter. So do you want to fuck or not?" Sonic started getting saucy and Dora sensed it.

"Fine, but Sonic you better go fast I ordered some propane earlier."

"Oh alright, I must proceed at a high velocity." Sonic said while winking at Dora's anus.

Sonic took off little Dora's clothing and proceeded on making corny jokes.

"I heard you like magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear"

Sonic started laughing and Dora was getting angry that he didn't 'put it in' yet.

Dora bent over for Sonic ( OF ALL PEOPLE ) and he proceeded fucking her anus fast.

"Sonic stop that hurts." Dora shouted.

"Never knew that you bleached!" Sonic laughed even more, realizing that Dora wasn't pleasing him.

"OPEN DAT ANUS WIDE NIGGER!" Sonic shouted at Dora.

"You ordered propane?" Sonic turned right around and noticed Hank Hill and Applejack were standing right before his very eyes.

"Can't you see they in a middle of something?" exclaimed Applejack.

"It's alright dear, continue with ya'll business." Applejack and Hank Hill turned around, about to leave when Dora asked,

"HEY! WAIT GUYS!"

"What?"

"We should have a orgy."

"Excuse me, we got no time for this BULLSHIT." applejack said harshly.

"But wait, this might be something good." Hank hill said.