Mario was in the Mushroom Kingdom kicking Goombas when suddenly Sonic! Sonic used Chaos Control and threw Mario into oblivion. Mario then came back out of oblivion and punched Sonic.
"I'm going to fucking kill you!" shouted Mario.
"You killed me already you twat!" shouted Sonic.
"Fuck you!" shouted Vegeta.
Link pulled a big sword out of his arse (not his usual sword, a bigger one) and cut Mario. Mario punched him and Link punched him back.
Suddenly, Storm Eagle was there. Storm Eagle used the Storm Tornado and Sonic used Chaos Control. Sonic won.
Then Metroid turned up. Because of his body armour, Metroid couldn't run very fast, but he did have a lot of missiles. He shot the fuck out of Link.
"That wasn't very nice" said Mario, so Metroid shot him too. Mario died.
Then they went to Final Destination. The Final Countdown was playing (it was more epic that way) and Metroid and Ryu were fighting the big hand guy. The big hand guy kept winning even though Ryu was using the Hadouken but suddenly Green Sonic came down and saved them (a/n Green Sonic is my OC).
"Super Turbo-Charge Double Triple Laser GO!" shouted Green Sonic as he fired his laser out of his eyes and hands.
Then Pikachu was there and he used Thunderbolt. It didn't even hurt Green Sonic but it did hurt Metroid though. Green Sonic shouted "Super Turbo-Charge Chaos Blast Supreme!" as he killed that Pikachu.
But there were more Pikachus.
"There are hundreds of Pikachus" said Metroid.
"Don't worry" said Green Sonic as he turned into Super Green Sonic (a/n Green Sonic doesn't need Chaos Emeralds to go super like normal Sonic does) and shouted "Super Turbo-Charge Hyper Super Chaos Control Blast!" and killed lots of the Pikachus.
"Thank you" said Metroid.
"You really saved us" said Spiderman.
"I must go, adventure needs me" said Super Green Sonic.