The Adventures of Daisuke Hood
A long time ago in Digiworld forest lived a band of outlaws. Their leader was a fellow named Daisuke Hood. His right-hand man was named Takeru Scarlet. His personal baboon was named Little Iori. One day Daisuke was debating with Takeru over who they steal from and who they give to.
"So we steal from guys named Rich and give to the whore?" Asked Daisuke.
"No you baka. We rob the rich and give to the poor" Countered Takeru.
"So we steal from guys named Rob and Rich and give to the door?" Asked Daisuke.
"Who cares Daisuke? Let's just keep walking." Said Little Iori. Suddenly a Telegram deliverer by the name of Koushiro stepped out.
"Stop good sirs. I have a telegram for a Daisuke Hood. Do you by any chance know where I could find the chap?" Asked Koushiro.
"Look no further good Sir deliverer. My thick-headed chum is Daisuke Hood." Said Takeru.
"The maiden uh, Hikari has been kidnapped by the foul Kaiser of Digiworld. She is being held captive in the highest dark tower of the Kaiser's castle." Koushiro said.
Daisuke remained there motionless.
"Daisuke, didn't you hear the Telegram deliverer? The love of your life is being held captive by the Kaiser of Digiworld. Aren't you going to rescue her?" Queried Takeru.
"But the Telegram guy said to stop." Daisuke said.
"Sir deliverer, you'll have to excuse my friend. He's a bit stupid. You have to tell him to go." Takeru told Koushiro.
"Oh. You may go, Daisuke Hood." Koushiro said.
"Right. On we go chums. To the Kaiser's castle!" Daisuke said.
At the castle, Takeru was trying to figure out how to get across the moat. Which was filled with Alligatormon.
"I've got it! We pole vault over the moat and through that window!" Takeru exclaimed. The three outlaws quickly got three long sticks and prepared to vault over the moat.
" On the count of three. One, two, THREE!" Takeru shouted. The three outlaws charged, pole vaulted, hit the wall, and fell into the moat. A bunch of Alligatormon surrounded the bold outlaws.
"Hiiiiiii! That was a nice try to get into the castle. Why didn't you just enter through the door? The Kaiser's a really nice chap. He'd be happy to have you as company." The lead Alligatormon said. The three outlaws heaved themselves onto the bank of the moat and entered the castle via the door.
Once inside, Daisuke instantly began opening random doors while Takeru and Little Iori stood there watching.
"Helloooooo? Anybody home?" Daisuke shouted to no one in particular. The outlaws walked off in a random direction only to be greeted by a funny looking fellow with blue hair, a cape, and a wormmon on his head.
"Hiiiiiiii! I just wanted to point out not to step on the trapdoor I'm standing on right now. I don't want you to fall and hurt yourselves! Ahhhhhhhhhh!" The guy said moments before he fell into the trapdoor.
"What an odd fellow." Takeru stated. The outlaws continued wandering around aimlessly and entered a large library with a rather funny suit of armour in it.
"Ooooh! Books! Too bad I can only read Go Dogmon Go." Daisuke said. Suddenly they heard a strange voice coming from the armour.
"Hiiiii! Me again! If you're looking for the highest dark tower the stairwell's over there!" The funny looking fellow exclaimed. The outlaws plus the funny fellow rushed up the stairs only to face a door which they easily broke down with Daisuke's head.
"Ohhh! Thank goodness someone has come to save me!" A strange masculine voice said. The voice belonged to a funny looking maiden standing in a corner. His name was Taichi.
"You, you're not the maiden Hikari!" Takeru stammered.
"You're right. I'm just a cross-dresser. But I was soooo lonely. Won't you stay with me?" Taichi asked.
It was needless to say the oulaws plus the strange looking fellow still in his armour bolted down the stairs.
"Well, we came out here for nothing." Little Iori said.
"Can I come with you?" The funny looking fellow asked.
"Tell us your name first." Takeru said.
"I'm the Kaiser of Digiworld." The Kaiser said.
***
The next day the outlaws were walking through Digiworld forest.
"So we only steal from guys named Rob?" The Kaiser who from this point on be called Ken asked.
"Yeah." Daisuke answered.
"Oh goody goody goody. I know lots of Robs. Ken said.
"Are they rich?" Daisuke asked.
"No, their names are Rob." Ken responded.
"Good grief." Little Iori said.