Harry Potter: A young wizarding movie star. Extremely HOT! Everyone loves him except for his archenemy from Hogwarts Draco Malfoy.
Ron Weasley: A self made millionaire whose pauper beginnings come back to haunt him when his family come to visit him in his new mansion.
Hermione Granger: A doctor who specialises in Magical Brain Surgery. Is engaged to childhood sweetheart Viktor Krum.
Viktor Krum: The famous seeker for Bulgaria and is away playing for about 200 days away. Despite his assurance to Hermione he is faithful is it true?
Draco Malfoy: Harry Potter's archenemy ever since he got the starring role in the wizarding movie "Wizard Combat" over him.
Voldemort: Head of a large corporation named VirtueTech, which is Ron's company's main competition. Will do anything to make Ron's company bankrupt.
Sirius Black: An older, yet extremely funky member of our cast. He's an Auror (cop) who is suspicious of Voldemort's activities.
Remus Lupin: A fully trained psychologist. Although extremely old finds his younger female patients - Hermione Granger - extremely attractive.
Cho Chang: A pop star who finds Harry extremely attractive and will do anything to get her hands on him.
Episode 1: The Young and the Magical
Intro Music dum, da, duh, dum!
First Scene: A well furnished office. Very professional with posters with logos like "Have you heard a brain scan recently?" A young pretty women with brown hair is typing away at a desk.
Hermione: I need to finish this new prototype of brain surgery by 5 o'clock or Mr Kablamniythyth head will explode!
Krum sneaks in and puts his hands over her eyes
Viktor: Guess who?
Hermione: giggling Well your hands smell like Quidditch pitch so it's either Viktor or Oliver Wood!
Viktor: Right in one! takes hands off Hermione's eyes and gives her a big kiss So how is my little Snitch today?
Hermione: Well all right but it's been really busy around! I didn't know so many people needed brain surgery!
Viktor: Well I'm sure you can mange it! Listen my little lioness I need to go away to Bulgaria again. I need to do some promotional work. You know what it's like.
Hermione: Oh Viktor I wish you would not go away so often! When will you be back?
Viktor: About three days. Maybe more. I'll see you then.
Hermione: Bye.
Viktor leaves
Cut to Harry's Dressing Room
Harry: No! No I won't join the dark side! You killed my mother! rushed voice No, no, no Harry I am you mother yada, yada, yada ah...Mom? I can't do it...I... have... to! You're evil.... ack.
Harry smiles in his mirror
Harry: Looking pretty sharp. This movie is going too bigger then Wizard Combat XXXVI!!
Knock on the door
Harry: That must be Albus.
Opens the door. An old wizard with black leather robes and gold chains walk in. He gives Harry a hug and plants 2 air kisses on his cheeks.
Albus: Harry dah-ling this movie is going to be bigger then the Hogesmeade Witch Project! Pre-bookings for the grand opening have made one million galleons. You will be coming of course.
Harry: Laughs airily Oh Albus I don't know if I can stand another opening nights. All those girls flinging themselves at me. All the champagne, all the publicity... all those lights make me wrinkle!
Albus: Harry, Harry, Harry you have to come! It's your responsibility! And of course you'll be bringing your girlfriend naturally. winks at Harry
Harry: Albus I don't have a girlfriend. Wizard Combat XXXVI has left no time for socialising!
Albus: worried look But you must bring a girl! Otherwise people will... you know... talk about... you know... your private life...
Harry: I know but where am I supposed to dig a girl up from?
Albus: Don't dig one! People tend to panic if you do that!
Harry: I suppose I could ask a favour from Hermione...
Albus: Hermione? Dah-ling she's just a bit too brainy if you know what I mean...
Harry: Well she's not ugly at least.
Albus: True. But she's going out with Viktor Krum. If she went to a premiere with you people will talk...
Harry: Damn! I could ask Cho...
Albus: An excellent idea! Not only is she famous she has connections in the music industry! I'll ring her manager and ask.
Sweeps out the caravan
Ron Weasley: A self made millionaire whose pauper beginnings come back to haunt him when his family come to visit him in his new mansion.
Hermione Granger: A doctor who specialises in Magical Brain Surgery. Is engaged to childhood sweetheart Viktor Krum.
Viktor Krum: The famous seeker for Bulgaria and is away playing for about 200 days away. Despite his assurance to Hermione he is faithful is it true?
Draco Malfoy: Harry Potter's archenemy ever since he got the starring role in the wizarding movie "Wizard Combat" over him.
Voldemort: Head of a large corporation named VirtueTech, which is Ron's company's main competition. Will do anything to make Ron's company bankrupt.
Sirius Black: An older, yet extremely funky member of our cast. He's an Auror (cop) who is suspicious of Voldemort's activities.
Remus Lupin: A fully trained psychologist. Although extremely old finds his younger female patients - Hermione Granger - extremely attractive.
Cho Chang: A pop star who finds Harry extremely attractive and will do anything to get her hands on him.
Episode 1: The Young and the Magical
Intro Music dum, da, duh, dum!
First Scene: A well furnished office. Very professional with posters with logos like "Have you heard a brain scan recently?" A young pretty women with brown hair is typing away at a desk.
Hermione: I need to finish this new prototype of brain surgery by 5 o'clock or Mr Kablamniythyth head will explode!
Krum sneaks in and puts his hands over her eyes
Viktor: Guess who?
Hermione: giggling Well your hands smell like Quidditch pitch so it's either Viktor or Oliver Wood!
Viktor: Right in one! takes hands off Hermione's eyes and gives her a big kiss So how is my little Snitch today?
Hermione: Well all right but it's been really busy around! I didn't know so many people needed brain surgery!
Viktor: Well I'm sure you can mange it! Listen my little lioness I need to go away to Bulgaria again. I need to do some promotional work. You know what it's like.
Hermione: Oh Viktor I wish you would not go away so often! When will you be back?
Viktor: About three days. Maybe more. I'll see you then.
Hermione: Bye.
Viktor leaves
Cut to Harry's Dressing Room
Harry: No! No I won't join the dark side! You killed my mother! rushed voice No, no, no Harry I am you mother yada, yada, yada ah...Mom? I can't do it...I... have... to! You're evil.... ack.
Harry smiles in his mirror
Harry: Looking pretty sharp. This movie is going too bigger then Wizard Combat XXXVI!!
Knock on the door
Harry: That must be Albus.
Opens the door. An old wizard with black leather robes and gold chains walk in. He gives Harry a hug and plants 2 air kisses on his cheeks.
Albus: Harry dah-ling this movie is going to be bigger then the Hogesmeade Witch Project! Pre-bookings for the grand opening have made one million galleons. You will be coming of course.
Harry: Laughs airily Oh Albus I don't know if I can stand another opening nights. All those girls flinging themselves at me. All the champagne, all the publicity... all those lights make me wrinkle!
Albus: Harry, Harry, Harry you have to come! It's your responsibility! And of course you'll be bringing your girlfriend naturally. winks at Harry
Harry: Albus I don't have a girlfriend. Wizard Combat XXXVI has left no time for socialising!
Albus: worried look But you must bring a girl! Otherwise people will... you know... talk about... you know... your private life...
Harry: I know but where am I supposed to dig a girl up from?
Albus: Don't dig one! People tend to panic if you do that!
Harry: I suppose I could ask a favour from Hermione...
Albus: Hermione? Dah-ling she's just a bit too brainy if you know what I mean...
Harry: Well she's not ugly at least.
Albus: True. But she's going out with Viktor Krum. If she went to a premiere with you people will talk...
Harry: Damn! I could ask Cho...
Albus: An excellent idea! Not only is she famous she has connections in the music industry! I'll ring her manager and ask.
Sweeps out the caravan