Summary: Ever realised Inuyasha was only 'osuwari'-ed while standing or face flat on the ground? So here I was thinking, while trying to get some sleep, what would happen if Kagome 'osuwari'-ed Inuyasha as he was laying flat on his back? Then some evil idea conceived inside my head...
I do not own Inuyasha. I'd love to own Takahashi Rumiko's brains.
The sun set in the distant horizon as Inuyasha and Kagome lay on the grass, looking up at the clouds in the sky. They were out for their evening stroll as usual, which became their routine after both of them got married. Inuyasha rested his head of silver hair on his right arm, his left nestled on the red fabric of his haori covering his torso. Kagome, on the other hand, laid her head near Inuyasha's, but with her body facing away from him. As the cooling breeze caressed their faces and the skies took on a reddish-orange shade, Kagome suddenly sprouted up from her position.
"Neh, Inuyasha," she propped herself up on her arms and glanced over at the hanyou.
"What, wench?"
"You know, I kind of realised something..." She reached over and twirled a lock of his silver mane on her fingers. "Despite knowing you for so long, I've not tried something on you... Yet" There was a mischevious glint in her eyes.
"Does it have to do with... Bedsheets?" He wriggled a knowing brow at her.
"You're getting really much like Miroku after marking me as your mate, you know" She sighed. "Close your eyes and lay still."
"Okay" He freed his arm from his hair and laid out, with both hands by his side. A cocky smile decorated his face as he anticipated himself for the excitement coming next.
"Ready?" Kagome tried to hide her smirk. Time he gets payback for groping me at random hours in the day.
"Yeah ready."
"Osuwari"
As soon as the last syllable left her lips, Inuyasha was rammed into the ground, head first, while his legs (and lower half of his body) was thrown into the air. A loud groan could be heard coming from the poor hanyou. Kagome's grinned grew even wider and she repeated those cursed words several more times.
"Osuwari. Osuwari. Osuwari. Osuwari. O-SU-WA-RI~!"
The groans grew softer until eventually it was muffled by the mass of mud and grass piled on Inuyasha. To be honest, he looked more like he was being sucked into an unexpected Kazaana which opened up in the middle of the ground, with his two legs sticking out and kicking in the air.
"KAGOME! THE FU-"
"That's what you get for having inappropriate thoughts about me," Kagome stood up from her position, brushed off the dirt from her kimono, and walked off into the darkening horizon, towards the village, leaving Inuyasha to get himself out (or risk being eaten by some youkai).
Really, Inuyasha, rolled Kagome's eyes.
First proper fanfic in ages (because I've deleted all my old FMA fics which I thought wasn't really well written).
R&R!