THE FURRY ASSASSIN

Renamon walked up to Lucario. "How come you have a tail and I don't?"

"Huh?" said Lucario.

"For some mysterious reason I don't have a tail, yet you do. Coincidence?"

Lucario had never seen Renamon act this way. Least of which…

"What are you…" he said, but Renamon grabbed a switchblade and jumped on him. "GIVE ME BACK MY TAIL YOU THIEF!"

Then Fox grabbed Renamon by the tail and held her back. "You already have a tail," he said.

"I sense dark energy around her," said Krystal. "She must be under the Imperius Curse!"

"Oh no," came a voice. Everyone turned to see a man with long dark hair and a mustache.

"I am Sirius Black," the man said. "The furry assassin has struck again. I tried to stop him but was nowhere near strong enough. He's been putting furries everywhere under the Imperius Curse."

"Who is this assassin?" said Fox.

"Some insane dark lord," said Sirius. "James fought against him, but some fat pig betrayed him, and the dark lord killed him."

"GET OFF ME!" said Renamon as she threw Fox off him. "You shall not stop the Dark Lord now that you know his secret! Renamon digivolve to Kyubimon!"

Kyubimon turned to face Fox, Krystal, Lucario, and Sirius. "I'll start with you, Sirius," she said. "Dragon Wheel!" She turned into a fireball and attacked Sirius. Sirius dove out of the way.

"We've got to break the Dark Lord's control over her!" said Lucario.

"Fox Tail Inferno!" Kyubimon shot fireballs from the tips of her nine tails at everyone. They all avoided the fireballs and they set the building on fire.

"Quick! The emergency exit!" said Fox, and they ran through a door.

They stepped into white empty space, the kind of space one would see on the sides of the inside of the wrong end of a telescope. They walked through the empty space and found a trapdoor leading them down.

"Who dares enter the Dark Lord's secret lair?" came a voice.

"ANDROSS!" said Fox, knowing the voice all too well. A giant disembodied head with two hands appeared. "You killed my father!"

"Yep it's true," said Pigma, who was flying a Wolfen alongside Andrew Oikonny. "He gave me a LOT of money for betraying James and Peppy. Now I fly alongside his nephew in battle."

"Andross is your uncle?" said Lucario, noticing Oikonny. "That makes you…"

"A monkey's uncle!" said Andross. "And now I will be the ruler of the Lylat System!"

Fox and Krystal hopped in arwings. Slippy and Falco arrived as well and they began shooting Andross's hands until they were completely destroyed. Andross opened his mouth to suck the arwings in. Lucario shot an energy ball into Andross's mouth. Andross swallowed it and his head turned transparent, revealing his brain. Star Fox shot the brain all at once. Fox shot a bomb at Andross's brain.

"YEARGH!" said Andross, and he exploded in a nuclear explosion. Pigma and Oikonny, who had expected Andross to win, were too shocked to avoid the explosion, which vaporized them. "Uncle Andross!" said Oikonny. But Star Fox and Lucario were able to escape.

Renamon seemed to be waking up from a nightmare. "What's going on?"

"He had you under the Imperius Curse," said Lucario.

"It was none other than Andross," said Fox.

"He's gone now," said Krystal. "He'll assassinate no more furries."

"And I really need some oil," said R.O.B. "These joints are not what they used to be." His arm fell off and he reattached it.

"We'll contact General Pepper," said Fox. "Andross is defeated and the Lylat System is saved once again."

THE END

You thought the Dark Lord was going to be Voldemort didn't you? Wormtail and Pigma both betrayed the main character's father James to the main villain who killed them.