"Not if you ask like that," Quinn said, leaning back against her pillow. "If you want me to do that, you're going to have to ask me nicely."
"What?" he said, leaning back against his own pillow. "It was a perfectly reasonable request. I know Rachel does it for Puck all the time."
"Well, I bet he doesn't ask her for it like that!" she said, turning so he wouldn't see the grin spreading across her face.
"No, he's probably much more...I don' t know, gruff? Do people still use that word? Forceful? Straight to the point? I bet he doesn't even say please."
She shook her head. "What, and you said please? If you want me to do that, you're going to have to ask A LOT nicer. Plus, you might want to ASK, rather than ordering me to do it. Or...on second thought, I think you should do that for me!"
"Will you please do that for me?" he asked, turning and drawing her closer. "Please?" He kissed her neck lightly. "I'll do it for you tomorrow. Promise."
"That's better," she said. "What do you want?"
He grinned. "Oh, you know...the usual."
"Can it wait a few minutes? I'm kind of comfortable right now, and I don't really want to move."
"Sure, but not too long, ok? I'm in the mood for it right now."
"Artie!" she said, smacking her hand against his chest. "Patience!"
"...is not one of my virtues," he added, reaching for his glasses. "Now, could you do it?"
She grinned. "I guess so. Are you going to join me, or wait here?"
He grinned back. "I think I'll join you. Can I say it now? Just...because I asked nicely, and I want to sound manly?"
"Fiiiiine," she said, throwing back the covers and getting ready to get out of bed. "But just know...it doesn't make you sound manly."
He grinned. "Make me breakfast, woman!"
"You are impossible!" she said, hopping down off the bed.
"Hey," he added, "at least I didn't call you wifey!"
She rolled her eyes. "If you ever call me that, I'm leaving you."
"Whatever you say...wifey," he muttered, as she was about to leave the room.
She turned, ran back to the bed, and climbed back in, a playful grin on her face. "Looks like breakfast is going to have to wait."
A/N: QUARTIE FICATHON NOW IN PROGRESS! All the fics that have been posted so far are AMAZING, and anyone reading this should go read them all!
Or...better yet...join us and write some! Details can be found in the Quinn/Artie Forum, or you can PM me!
And yes...you guessed it...that is what this was written for! I have plans to write a LOT of Quartie over the next four weeks, so stay tuned!
This fic was written for a prompt in the Forum: "Make me breakfast, woman." Plus Puck/Rachel.