Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans. Not me, not me...
A certain hex witch was in the park, sat on a bank, using her friend's laptop. A pleased smile took over her lips as she opened the internet.
Jinx's pink eyes analysed the computer she had before her. Well, finally I'll be able to use it. Kid Flash always takes it up. She rolled her eyes, smile abandoning her face and started searching for her articles of clothing.
As she went to her page, she saw a window opening. She growled. The fastest idiot in the world seems to have left his messenger open.
Before she was to close it, she saw that it was Beast Boy who was talking. Curiosity took the best of her, as she rolled down to see what he said.
Then her eyes were burning and cheeks were burning.
How could he be so perverted to say that in a messenger? How could he? He is a degenerated idiot! The most repugnant being in history! And so is that puppy-eyed snot!
Rage boiled her blood. Snarls took over her mouth, making it lose grace. She wished to crush the computer. She wished to have that green rat near to bring him the worst of lucks. She also desired to have the yellow clad speedster so she could strangle his life out of him. She wished...
How could this be? How could such an abomination be written in the messenger? How could they use such words?
Then, with reluctance, Jinx read again the words, just to know if she saw right. She quickly wished she hasn't.
"how r u, kid flash" she read in her mind, repeating the wrong written words Beast Boy put. "fine, nd u?r u kay" was the answer Kid Flash gave, probably in a nearby Cyber-Café.
I'll have a BUSY talk with him, oh yes...
A/N: Yes, this was a satire. Sorry if anyone was truly offended.