THE UBER FIGHT! CHAPTER 1!
intro!
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters (except for five…and I stole the name Garry Stu and Marry Sue but who cares cause everyone uses it) the only thing I do own is how crappy my computer is and how annoying it is to take the crap I wrote down and type it all…. But hey you don't care do you… oh and I own the name of this story! YAY!
Oh by the way if you don't want to see death… then don't read
Fox was sleeping…. A wonderful sleep, dreaming about Samus… without her suit, then Falco slapped him. "Wake up dreamer boy… we need to be at the tournament thing in 10 minutes… We're gonna be late!" "Not if we fly through 5 gold rings!" Fox said rolling out of bed and getting in his Airwing. "Fox you idiot…you know that's all one big lie!" "No it isn't" "Yes it is" "No it isn't" "AH SCREW IT". They were both in their Airwings now and getting ready to go when Fox stopped "Shouldn't we tell everyone?" "Fox you moron we already left the Great Fox a month ago!" "OH!". They zoomed out and left a confused Peppy and Slippy "Where are those guys going off to now?" Peppy asked.
As they flew to the stadium they came upon Samus. "Hey their cutie" Fox said over the intercom "Dude wrong ship…" Falco cried "oh sorry". "Hey there cutie!" Fox tried again… "WHAT YOU STUPID MAN!…wait, do I even know you" "We've met in my dreams" Fox said licking his lips "YOU STUPID MAN!". It turns out, to Foxs liking, that Samus was going to the same event they were. So they went with each other… on the way Fox went through 5 gold rings and disappeared "What the hell?" Falco said
Falco and Samus came across C. Falcon. "Hey there cutie!" C. Falcon said "YOU STUPID MAN! BACK OFF!" Samus replied. "Oops sorry wrong ship… Hey there cutie!" "AHHH WHAT THE HELL NO!" Falco screamed. "Ahhh what's so bad" "EVERYTHING!". It turned out, to Falcos Dislike, that C. Falcon was going to the same thing they were.
When the three got to the stadium, Fox was waiting "HA I TOLD YA SO" Fox laughed and Falco just shook his head. They walked inside and saw an office kind of place with a big desk in the middle and lots of file cabinets on the side a door was there also that said "ARENA" and a hallway was going out opposite the way they came in. In the middle by the desk was a boy with a head the size of his body… and a man with a body the size of his head… "Hello my name is Garry Stu and welcome to THE UBER FIGHT!" the man with the small body said in an uber squeaky voice "you are group number 1 in this tournament TO THE DEATH". Fox started crying "y-y-you me-mean…. I-I have to fight S-Samus!" "Ummm yes… freak".
Garry lead them to the first room of the large hall… the door read #1. "You will all stay here tonight… come to the main room tomorrow at 10:00 p.m. to receive more details about the tournament and get your matchups… Oh and there is a game room at the end of the hall leading upstairs" with that he left. "Well my dear Falco… tonight may be our last night together and…" "SHUT UP!"
-----------------------------------------------------
Y. Link was sleeping… a wonderful sleep… dreaming about Samus, without her suit. Suddenly he woke up "what the… who the hell was that?" he said rubbing his head as Link stood over him "come young one, we must hurry to the portal!" Zelda and Gannondorf walked over too. "Are you sure about letting Gannondorf come?" Y. Link asked "Do not question your elders!" Link said in a fatherly stubborn manner. "Ummm we're the same person!" "I WANT NO MORE FROM YOU YOUNG MAN!" Zelda looked confused and Gannondorf was doing some voodoo"
They walked down a dirt path when the saw the portal, and stared at it… and stared and stared… "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD LETS GO THROUGH IT!" Y. Link screamed "DON'T YOU TAKE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME YOUNG MAN!" Link screamed back and stuck his nose up. Y. Link looked to Zelda for help but she just looked down, flustered. "I KNOW! Lets go through it!" Link said bravely and walked through… Y. Link shook his head and followed.
This time there was a man with long blue hair and a tiara and a girl with no hair and a…hem. She was named Marry Sue and gave the same speech Garry did and led them to room two. The whole time voices were coming from room 1... "GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THERE!" someone yelled… and squawked "but cutie its sooo fun!" another man giggled… a woman yelled "MEN!". Y. Link looked at the door with disgust.
-----------------------------------------------------
Mario was sleeping… a wonderful sleep… dreaming about Samus, without her suit. Suddenly he was slapped awake by Peach. "Who's this SAMUS you were moaning about!" she shrieked "but-a peach-a, I don't-a know any Samus!" Mario replied. "IM NOT PEACH-A IM PEACH… I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME!". By this point Luigi and Bowser had walked over "what-a seems-a to-a be-a the problem-a" Luigi asked "to many -a's my-a friend… you-a sound-a fake… or Swedish" "Ah fuck it I'm just gonna talk normal". "ROAR ROWR RAAAA!" Bowser said sounding troubled "what-a the-a hell" Luigi replied. "IS ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!" Peach started crying
"ROAR! Roar ROWR!" Bowser asked. "dude just be quiet" Luigi said "we don't know what the hell you're saying" Bowser looked down with pain in his eyes. "Why are we leaving the castle!" Peach screamed "I only took one servent with me and this one only has a week long guarantee!" "HEY" Toad looked up "I have feelings too!". "Simple" Mario answered as none of them noticed Toad say a thing "I got this letter a month ago… and it invited us to a tournament!" "AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME! OH MARIO WE ARE SOOOO OVER!". Peach was sobbing on Bowser's shoulder, Bowser looked up "RoAr!" "I said SHUT UP!" Luigi screamed
They reached a giant pipe… "LETS-A GO" Mario screamed and jumped in. Everyone followed Mario into the pipe but when Bowser got there he couldn't fit through and got stuck half way "roar RAR!" Bowser screamed before Luigi grabbed him and forced him down. "ROWR" Bower said "you're such an annoying prick!" Luigi screamed "DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME MARIO!" a girl screamed up ahead.
They came up out of a toilet into the same room the others came into (yes this room suddenly has a toilet). This time they saw what looked exactly like Mario except dressed like a doctor… and what looked exactly like Peach except….not dressed… Mario stared and Peach started Bawling again. "But Peach! Its YOU!". The nude Peach was named Harry Poo and gave them all the same instructions as the others then led them to room three. On the way they heard a Squawking bird and a Screaming boy.
-----------------------------------------------------
Pikachu was sleeping… a wonderful sleep… dreaming about Samus, without her suit. Suddenly a bolt of lightning struck him and he woke up screaming "PIK PIKA PIK PIK!" he yelled wondering who Samus was. "JIGGY JIGGLY JIG JIG!" Jigglypuff yelled running over to him… then Pichu woke up and Mewtwo came out of the darkness (and its daytime too!) "PICHU!". "Come my little Pokemon! We have a tournament to dominate! MWAHAHAHA!" Mewtwo laughed cynically and floated on as they all followed him… hypnotized.
They reached a weird portal "Hmmm" Mewtwo thought "I need to see if its safe…" of course everyone can hear Mewtwos thoughts and so… "I wonder what this tournament will be like… maybe like the one I held… but they wont be expecting my dominance… I'm sooo evil… yah… I wonder whats on the ESP network right now maybe those sexy dancing gorilla bears… OH WAIT… crap… umm IM EVIL!"… "ANYWAY… I need to see if its safe". Mewtwo then grabbed Pichu and chucked him into the portal… BZZZZT … Pichu flopped to the ground twitching slightly. "Well I guess we'll just go around. The rest of the group just walked around the portal and into the building.
When they entered the building they saw a pink blob with feet standing next to a floating yellow snowball. "Greetings I am Scary Goo" the snowball said "HAHAHA it's a floating snowball! And its yellow! EWWW that's just gross and… OH CRAP!" Mewtwo yelled as Scary threw part of itself at Mewtwo.
They walked down the hall into Room #4 all the time hearing screams and cries and the whole shenanigan (cool word) when they got there Scary threw itself at Mewtwo but he was able to get up a shield in time and Scary just splattered on the floor. "PIKA PIKA CHU!" Pikachu screamed "WHAT!" suddenly a giant lightning bolt struck
-----------------------------------------------------
Yoshi was sleeping… a wonderful sleep… dreaming about Samus, without her suit. Suddenly DK slapped him to wake him up, all that did was give him extreme pain and a concussion so DK just shrugged and carried him the rest of the way. The Ice Climbers followed him looking lovingly at each other ignoring the tragic event that had just happened. Mr. Game and Watch was beeping along.
As they walked the Ice Climbers started smooching and giggling lovingly. Suddenly DK nudged Nana to show that they were there, at the barrels, but that just sent her flying into a nearby wall knocking her out, "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Popo Screamed and ran to his fallen partner "Don't die on me!". DK was going to carry Nana too but Popo stopped him "Don't you touch her you beast!". Popo carried Nana into his barrel making sure to put his hands around certain 'places'.
The barrels shot them to the stadium where they saw a handsome red haired boy and a beautiful chick with a mask on. "What's the mas…?" Popo was asking "NO DON'T ASK! DON'T LET HER SHOW YOU HER FACE!" he screamed hysterically. She told them what everyone else had been told… and her name was Larry Lou. As they went to the fifth room they heard this.
1st room: Bird Squawk "GET AWAY ALREADY" other man "AWWW DON'T PLAY HARD TO GET!"… chicks voice "YOU STUPID MEN ARE ALL THE SAME!"
2nd room: Voodoo spells and chanting along with evil laughs…young boys voice "I TOLD YOU HE SHOULDN'T COME!" mans heroic voice "NOW NOW YOUNG ONE DO NOT DOUBT YOUR ELDERS! FOR I SHALL SAVE US ALL!" whiney chick "ummm ummm ahhh"
3rd room: another much whinier voice "OHH MARIO WHY! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!" some plumber voice "Ahhh come on peach! What did I do!" Loud roars another plumber voice "SHUT UP YOU FREAK!" more roars
4th room: actually there was a yellow puddle outside of the room and no noise at all inside… except for one ESP TV
Then they got to Their room and received the rest of the information and waited.
Now that they waited it was night time and they all went to bed (and Popo and Nana were having fun)
OK! that's my first chappy of my first fic on Please review and I don't care if you like it or not as long as you review… but of course if your mad cause you hate these KIND of stories… then you're an idiot for reading… but I'm actually pleased with this… and here is a list of people and how they died (trust me you will have to deal with lots of death… so don't be sad if your favorite character dies cause mine did too)
Fox: alive
Falco: alive
Samus: alive
C. Falcon: alive
Ness: alive
Y.Link: alive
Link: alive
Zelda: alive
Gannondorf: alive
Marth: alive
Mario: alive
Peach: alive
Luigi: alive
Bowser: alive
Dr. Mario: alive
Pikachu: alive
Jigglypuff: alive
Pichu: died to an electric portal bug zapper
Mewtwo: alive
Kirby: alive
Yoshi: died to DK's slap
DK: alive
Ice Climbers: alive
Mr. G&W: alive
Roy: alive
Woot Woot you just wait for next Chapter! MORE SAD ENDINGS… sadly some people will never live to fight in this tournament…R&R hoe's