Well then, welcome to 'Happily Ever After'. It's a short little one-shot. It's meant to have LOADS of fluff, just to let you know.

Nobody looked over this, except me, so let me know if you see any mistakes!!!

I hope that you like it and let me know what you think!! I wrote this around 2 in the morning as a stress relief and it worked.

Pairings: Roy/Ed

Warnings: MAJOR FLUFF.

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Happily Ever After

By justanotherslashfan101

Ed tossed around for what felt like the millionth time in a row. The short blond was getting restless, really fast. Lately he hadn't been sleeping well. Ed looked over at the clock; it read 12:02 a.m. 'Great I'm never going to get to sleep. I need something to pass the time.' his face fell. The blond turned around in the bed facing towards his lover, Roy.

Roy growled softly under his breath, and slipped an eye open, "That's the tenth time tonight! Just close your eyes and go to sleep!" The raven haired man rubbed his eyes and groaned, sighing very loudly. , "I have to work in the morning, and for once I'd like to be able to sleep at night. Not in the morning went Hawkeye could find a reason to shoot me." He shuttered at there thought and reached over Ed to turn on the light.

Ed smirked at this, "At least it isn't me." His smiled fell off his face and he sat up, "I'm sorry, I just can't seem to fall asleep. I'll go read or something so I won't keep you up." The blonde pushed the covers off and slid out of the bed. As he turned to leave the room, a hand grabbed at his wrist. Ed turned to face Roy with a confused expression on his face, Roy was smiling.

"Well I think she'll understand that my love wasn't able to sleep and I had to comfort him." Roy smiled and leaned back against his pillows, pulling Ed back in with him, "I have the perfect idea. It'll put you to sleep, just like a baby." The raven haired man grabbed the blond by the waist and pulled him up to his chest. He pulled the covers back around their waists.

The blond shot up and glared at his lover, "Are you implying that I'm small?" His face got red, when Roy cut him off, "No I'm just saying I get to take care of you, when you're feeling sick or can't sleep or such and now is one of those times." Roy grabbed Ed again and leaned back, again. Feeling content with the answer given, Ed followed his lover's arms.

"Well that now that we're comfortable. I'm going to tell you a story and you're going to listen." As Roy said this Ed realized what he said, "What do you mean a story I'm not a four year old that just had a nightmare." He glared up at Roy, but didn't move from is comfortable position.

Roy shifted a bit, "No but you seem to be having trouble sleeping so I figured the easiest way to put you to sleep was to tell you a story." He grinned and glanced at Ed, "Please just listen to it?"

Sighing, Ed turned his head and smiled at Roy, "I guess, but I better like it."

Roy chuckled, "Ok let's get started. There once was a prince named..."

"Ed obviously, who else." Roy glared at Ed before continuing, "A prince named EDWARD. He was a very beautiful boy and every…."

"Are you trying to get me pissed off? I'm no way a boy. I'm all man! If you think for one minute that-" A hand was thrown over his mouth, "Hush and let me finish." A glare was sent his way.

"So as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. He was the most beautiful MAN in the kingdom. All the men wanted him, but he saved his heart for only one. So after a fight with his parents he was able to decide for himself, who he wanted to marry." Roy shifted in his place.

"This boy-man, Edward, thought and thought for days on how to go about it so his secret lover would win and they'd be happily ever after. Then one day his annoying bodyguard Hughes, who only liked to throw pictures of his daughter in people's faces, came up with an idea. Hold a match and let the men show off their powers, or skills."

Ed shifted closer to Roy's chest and stifled a yawn, "So after word was sent out to all the available men, Ed waited. A week later there was a match having all the men show off their impressive powers to Ed. Throughout the whole thing Ed sat there bored, pretending to like them all, when all he had on his mind was one person."

Roy paused in his story to rub his eyes, "After a while his secret lover had come. A man had stepped up to show his impressive powers. Ed had to hold in the squeal that he got when he saw him. There in all his glory was Roy, handsome as ever. Roy showed up in the knick of time and saved the prince. The end."

The raven haired man looked down and noticed that Ed was slipping into a deep sleep. Ed rolled onto his side and grumbled out, "You suck at storytelling." He relaxed and was asleep almost instantly. Roy watched his lover's even breathing and finally decided that he should go to sleep to.

Reaching over Ed, he shut the light off. Pecking Ed on the cheek, Roy wrapped an arm around his lover.

In the dark room, that was only lit by the moon light coming into the room through the window, a soft, "And they lived happily ever after." was heard.

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The end.

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