Mr Saturn the Great Creator

by Yazcomix37

Mr.Saturn Created the universe with help from his partner goldeen in what is now known as the big bang theory. They divorced and Mr.Saturn has to pay child support so he forges gods to earn for child support. The smashers raise hell and comical situations

1. Chapter 1

Mr. Saturn the Great Creator

This is not the actual story but is relevant to what goes on later.

Mr. Saturn the great creator was masturbating quietly for like the 1000000th time that day when suddenly he realized that it was not satisfying anymore. Realizing this Mr. Saturn created a partner for which he would fornicate with. So in a fit of drunken rage Mr. Saturn created Goldeen. Then Mr. Saturn and Goldeen began to have sex. The force and sexual heat that arose from them caused the universe and all the planets and stars and such started to form. Many people know this as the "big bang" theory.

Later on the pair found out that Goldeen was pregnant so the first child was to be born. Months later the child was born and was given the name Nipples or more commonly known as the guy who spins Brinstar Depths. More Childs soon followed. Next was Yoshi the nega or evil incarnate of Nipples. The third child was the spirit stick known to the common man as the home run bat. Fourth and fifth were the twins Mr. Bomb-omb and Mr. Freezey Freeze.

Some what bored of sex Mr. Saturn left Goldeen but, Goldeen wanted Mr. Saturn to pay child support. Mr. Saturn some what low on money because he had not created money yet forged gods to fight amongst themselves for an unknown prize. Mr. Saturn would charge people to watch, thus getting money for which to pay child support. The battles became world-wide spanning many planets. These are the tales of those battles.

This section is short because it is general information about Mr. Saturn the great creator. Plus Goldeen has AIDS. FULL BLOWN AIDS