Hello everyone! It's me, Sabrina Grimm! Just kidding! Let's go with the name May for now (that's not my real name, but why should I tell you that?)

So, some of you may know my other fanfic Humor Me. I hope I can keep these going at the same time. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Sisters Grimm. 'Cause if I did, the epilogues would have been a whole lot different.

"Granny!" Daphne burst into the dining room.

"Liebling, you're a little late for breakfast," Granny Relda said, wiping her hands on her apron. "Did Sabrina forget to wake you?"

"That's the problem! She won't wake up!" The Grimms looked at each other in confusion.

"What do you mean?" Veronica asked slowly.

"I mean I tried and tried to wake her up, but nothing worked!" Daphne led them all to Sabrina's bedroom. Sabrina lay on the bed like normal, her comforter bunched up at the bottom of the bed. She was curled up under one thin sheet, an arm draped over the edge of the bed.

"This is perfect!" Puck cried and began to leave to get some prank supplies but Jake grabbed him with a, "Not now."

Her parents tried in vain to wake her up, but, just as Daphne had said, nothing was working. "What do we do?" Henry almost yelled. Veronica tried to calm him down, but that obviously wasn't going to happen.

"Jake?" Relda turned to him.

Jake shrugged. "I got nothing."

In a moment, everyone began talking. Red was trying to calm down Daphne, who was hyperventilating, Puck was begging Relda to at least let him draw on Sabrina, and Jake, Veronica, and Henry were trying to find a solution. The clamor was becoming deafening when suddenly someone shouted, "Stop!"

Everyone turned to the doorway. Mr. Canis held a book in his hands, scowling at them. "I know why Sabrina's asleep," he said in a way that sounded suspiciously like growling. He began to read from the book, which was titled So You Want to be an Everafter?

Chapter 4: Ormitium

Once the transition from mortal to Everafter is complete, those Everafters who had a lot of unfinished problems mentally when they were human enter a dreamlike phase called Ormitium.

While in Ormitium, the Everafter wanders through memories, dreams, and nightmares, and other things that were on their mind when they made the transformation. Through all of these, doors will appear that lead to the next setting, which there are normally nine of. This can be very disconcerting, and it is not always clear where and who one is.

Once in Ormitium, the Everafter cannot leave, unless a fairy, dwarf, or goblin goes into their mind using a Protia Lactite potion and helps them find their way through the settings. They will follow a golden glow, called an Ormi, through each door to get to the end. Only when this is done can both people leave Ormitium safe and sound.

If one is injured in Ormitium, they are not hurt in reality, but if they die, they are gone for good.

And on that lovely note, Mr. Canis finished.

"That's horrible!" Henry and Veronica said just as Daphne and Puck said, "That's awesome!"

"Why didn't I go into Ormitium?" Daphne sighed.

"Thank heavens you didn't." Henry put an arm around his daughter.

Granny turned to Jake again. "Do you have a Protia Lactite potion on you?"

Jake searched through his pockets until he found a little square vial. "Got it! So... who is going to go?"

"I'll do it." Henry snatched the potion out of Jake's hand. "If anyone has to put their life in danger for Sabrina, it should be me. She put her's in danger to save mine."

Red, who had been mostly silent until now, pointed out, "You can't be the one. It has to be a fairy, a dwarf, or a goblin."

Puck sighed. "Can we please just get this over with? It won't be fun to prank dogface if she's asleep all the time!"

Everyone turned to him, eyes full of realization. Puck figured it out the same time they did. "No!" Henry and he shouted at the same time.

"We are not sending an irresponsible, impudent, imbecile into my daughter's mind!" Henry yelled.

"I have basically no idea what you just said, but I totally agree!" Puck crossed his arms.

Granny Relda put her hands on her son's shoulders. "Puck is the only fairy I trust with Sabrina's life. He knows her and will stop at nothing to protect her." She leaned in close to Henry. "And you know why."

Henry grumbled, "This is a horrible idea."

Meanwhile, Daphne had been working on Puck. "You're the only one who can save Sabrina! You don't want her to die, do you?"

Puck squirmed. "Well, no but..."

"All of your protection, all of your body guarding, it would all be for nothing," Red chimed in.

Puck threw up his hands. "All right! Fine! I'll go save Grimm!" He turned to Relda. "But Old Lady, I demand double deserts for a week!"

Granny Relda sighed. "Fine. Tobias, is there anything else Puck should know?"

Canis skimmed through the pages. "So Puck, in each memory the Ormi will lead you to the door nearest you. In the nightmares, Sabrina will have to face her fears, and you must help her to. In the dreams, Sabrina has to embrace her deepest wishes. I'm not exactly sure what that entails, but you might have to make the dreams come true."

"Okay," Puck said, committing the steps to memory. "Find the stinkpot, do cheesy stuff, get out."

Henry was still grumbling. "I can't believe this."

"Jake," Granny said, "The potion."

"Right," he said, and handed the potion to Puck. "Okay, drink this about halfway."

Puck did as he was told, making a face.

"Now as soon as you touch Sabrina's skin, you're going to fall unconscious, so I would suggest you lie down next to her."

Puck, with his face bright red, lay down next to her, smashing his body against the wall. Daphne and Red giggled while Henry fumed.

"So now I just... touch her?" Puck asked.

Jake shrugged. "Pretty much."

Choruses of "good luck," "pucktastic," and, "this is so not going to work," echoed around the room.

Puck took a deep breath, then reached out and touched Sabrina's forehead.

"This better work, fartface," he said to her sleeping body, before falling into the dark.

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