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Pairing/s: NejiTen

Summery: Neji gets distracted, and Tenten accidentally cuts him deep. She helps him and brings him back to Konoha, only to have him fall asleep and she's forced to bring him back to her place! She's never been to Neji's house before! (NejiTen)

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, would I be writing these stories? No, I'd be drawing and publishing them, of course!

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Distractions

Chapter 1: The Wound

The clear-blue sky looked beautiful today. Everything was calm and peaceful, birds flying free in the sky. Butterflies were playing tag, hitting each other then quickly flying away. Look…a…giant…dragonfly…

Alrighty then! Nothing could ruin this perfect day! The puffy, off white clouds were floating gently by, while the genius commented what they looked like to him. Hey, look, a butterfly! And a kitten! One of the clouds even reminds me of Ten…the number ten. Yeah. The number Ten's cheery face with a cloud texture, with cute little buns on top of her hea… augh! Back to the clouds. There's a pig! And a bunny! And…wait…is that a kunai?

Neji was forced to cut short his trip to lala-land when a sharp pain quickly came to his shoulder. Oh, right. I'm training. He tried to hold back a cry of pain as the blood slowly dripped from his shoulder. He pulled out the kunai and put a hand over the wound.

"Oy, Neji!" The bun-wearing kunoichi ran over to him, a concerned look in her eyes. "I'm sorry! I was so sure you would dodge that!" She grabbed his shoulder, right where his hand was, so he wouldn't fall over. "Are you okay?"

Neji looked at her and tried to fake a smile, failing horribly. He almost blushed at the fact that her hand was on top of his, but he stopped himself. "Yeah…I'm fine…" Neji tried to get up but crashed back down to the ground.

"No you're not!" Tenten pushed him on the ground, forcing him to lie there.

"What…are you doing?"

"Since I gave you the cut, I'm going to be the one to treat it," She went through her bag, looking for bandages and such. "Besides, we're nowhere near a hospital, so I'm the best thing you've got!" She kept looking through her bag, when she noticed the Hyuuga trying to get up again. "Neji!" She screamed at him and pulled him down, forcing him on his butt. "You are gonna stay there and let me help you, whether you like it or not!"

"Hn."

"Alright," Tenten found some bandages. "Now take off your shirt."

"Wh-what?" He turned a light shade of pink.

"Puh-lease Neji, we're 21." She laughed at his childishness. "You shouldn't be embarrassed by something like that."

"Hn." He slowly removed his shirt, revealing a white undershirt, soaked with a crimson liquid.

Tenten sighed. "And the undershirt…"

Neji scowled at her and reluctantly did as he was told. He slowly took off his undershirt, and Tenten gasped. "What?" He asked her, looking down at his chest. "Is it that bad?"

She wanted to giggle at his comment, but couldn't. "No…it's…the wound…" She felt it. "It's really deep. Oh man, I'm so sorry, Neji!"

He flinched when she touched it. "Yeah…I guess it hurts a little."

"You must have been really distracted by something…" Tenten went back to her bag. "What was on your mind?"

He turned his head away from her and blushed, very slightly. "It's none of your concern."

She touched his scar, catching some blood on her finger. She held the bloodstained thumb in front of Neji's face. "I think it is my concern. Now, maybe I can help you get whatever's on your mind off it. Just tell me!"

"Hn."

"Neji!"

"…"

"Why won't you let me help you?"

"Hn."

"Can I puh-lease get a real answer!?" She waved her arms in the air, obviously frustrated by her teammates antics.

"Fine." He smirked. "No."

Tenten sighed. "Fine, if that's how it's gonna be. Next time you go off into lala-land and somebody cuts you, don't expect me to be here to help!" She applied gauze to the wound, stopping the blood from flowing.

He flinched again.

"Well, sorry Neji, but it's gonna half to sting to work," She quickly wrapped a bandage around the gauze and his shoulder. "Are you better now?"

"Hn."

She kissed his arm, just for fun. "Now is it better?" She giggled and Neji turned a light pink color.

"Hn." He turned his head away so she couldn't see his red face.

"So, can you stand now or do you need me to carry you back to your house?" She smiled sweetly and stuck her head in his face. "C'mon, let's see if you can walk."

Neji tried to stand up, but try as he might, the pain was too intense. "Ugh…" He started to lose his balance and Tenten caught him before he fell back on the ground.

"Alright then, I guess I'll have to bring you back myself," She flung his arm over her shoulder and put her other hand against his side opposite of her. "This might be a while, you're kinda heavy." She smiled and Neji turned even pinker.

(Later)

"Ok Neji, we're finally back in Konoha," She stopped there and looked around. "Now just tell me where your house is and…" She looked at his face, and he was fast asleep. He fell asleep? No wonder it took me even longer then I thought to get back here. "Well, fine! I don't know where you live, so you'll have to come back to my house!" He didn't even stir.

She kept walking with Neji over her shoulders, now getting stares and even some glares from different people in Konoha.

(Tenten's house)

"Sheesh… that took way too long." She gently put him on her front porch and got out her house key. Neji looks so cute, sleeping so calmly… She slowly opened her front door, grabbed Neji and stepped inside.

"Alright Hyuuga, you'll be staying here until I can find where you live," She put him down on her couch and sighed. Like he can even hear me… Tenten got up and went into her room to go take a bath and get ready for bed. Walking people 2 miles over your shoulder really makes a person want to take a hot bath…

After about 5 minutes, Neji slowly opened an eye. Huh? Where am I? He looked at his surroundings and still didn't recognize a thing. Soon enough, he heard some water running in another room. "Hello?" He said it quietly as if he didn't want to be heard, but he got up and trailed to the source of the noise.

(Tenten)

Tenten was slowly getting into her tub. It was nice and warm, just the way she liked it. She soaked into the water, letting it rise up to her chin. She sighed in relaxation.

(Neji)

He walked even closer to the sound, and found himself in a room with weapons hanging on the walls. I feel like I've been here before… He saw a couple of panda dolls on a pink-sheeted bed, but still had no idea where he was. Soon, he noticed a separate room with a light on. Slowly, he walked to the room and stepped inside, only to find a completely naked Tenten in her bathtub. "Ten…ten…?" He regret every saying a thing.

"N-Neji!?!" Tenten screamed and grabbed her shower curtain. "Out! Out! PERVERT! Get out!" She pointed towards the door quickly and kept yelling at him, calling him a pervert and such. "AND DON'T COME BACK IN HERE! PERVERT!" She was completely red in the face.

His even redder face left without hesitation. Wait, did I say without hesitation? Well, I lied. Neji stood there for about five more minutes, staring at Tenten and almost drooling, with her still screaming at him and threatening to get out of the tub and stab him with some more kunai. I wouldn't mind that… Neji thought his perverted thoughts and giggled as Tenten reached for a kunai she kept hidden behind her toilet.

"OUT!" She screamed and quickly threw the kunai at him, startling him. "NOW! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HURT, JUST GET OUT NOW! PERVERT!"

This time, he actually did leave without hesitation, shouting "EEP!" When the kunai hit the wall next to him. He ran out and held a hand against his heart, gasping for air. …I just stood there like a mindless idiot! What the hell is wrong with me?! He screamed at himself and sat on her bed.

(Tenten)

She quickly got out of the tub, dried herself off and wrapped herself in a towel. Unfortunately for her, all her bigger towels were in the wash, and that left her with a towel that barely covered anything. That goddammed pervert…I'll kill him! She stepped into her bedroom and saw Neji sitting on her bed, back facing her. "Neji! Go into another room! I have to get dressed!"

He smirked at her. "What happened to being mature and these things shouldn't embarrass us?"

She blushed. "You without your shirt is different from me without my shirt!" She tightened the towels' grip on her and pushed him out the door. "I'll be right out to scream at you some more!"

(Neji)

That…was… He tried to think of a good word to describe what had just happened to him. …so hot! He smirked again when Tenten's phone rang.

"Get that, will you?" Tenten called from her bedroom, obviously not in the mood to answer the phone.

Neji nodded whether she could see it or not and picked up the phone. "Hello?"

"Neji?" Hiashi was the caller. "Hinata told me you might be there…"

"Yeah…do you need me to come back now?"

"Oh no, please," Neji could practically see Hiashi smirking. "I don't want to come between you and your girlfriend over there…"

Neji jumped. "G-girlfriend…?"

"That's what Hanabi said." Hiashi shrugged. "She seemed to know a lot about this Tenten girl, she said she read it in your diary or somethi…"

Neji completely lost it. "WHAT!??!" He was ready to say something along the lines of, get that bitch on the phone so I can mentally kill her, but figured Hiashi-sama wouldn't be very pleased. "GET THAT BI…" He stopped. "WHERE DID SHE FIND MY DIARY!?!" Neji screamed through the phone and heard giggling from every direction, including right behind him.

"A diary, huh?" Tenten almost cracked up. "Is that what you were thinking about today?"

Hiashi practically squealed. "She sounds so nice! I can't wait for the grand-nieces and nephews!"

Tenten's jaw dropped. "Lemme check if I heard right, 'cause I'm not the one on the phone. Did your uncle just say he can't wait for the grand-niece…"

Neji cut her off. "He thinks I'm here because…" He looked at her. "He thinks we're dating or something…" He was still red in the face, but Tenten just figured it was anger at his uncle accusation.

"Here, lemme talk to Hiashi-sama," She grabbed the phone from him. "Listen, Neji and I are friends. Just good friends. Nothing more, nothing less."

End Chapter

Ok it's not a oneshot but it won't be too long I promise!

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Preview for next chapter:

Now it's Tenten's turn to be embarrassed. Her parents are coming for an unexpected visit, and what do they do when they find a boy, her age, very handsome, his shirt still off, sitting in her bedroom with her? Well…it's not pretty, even if they are in their 20's.