THE MOST EPIC HARRY POTTER STORY EVER!

by UsainBolt

this story is so epic it'll blow your socks off and rip your skeleton from your muscles. An epic tale of love, betrayal, trust, and redemption. Did I mention that it's epic?

1. Chapter 1

Hey everyone. This is a massive project and I just want to take time right now to explain all the work that was put into it before anything else. I started this story 4 score and 7 years ago after I read the Harry Potter Series. This is a continuation of the epic tale we all fell in love with and it will begin immediately after the Deathly Hallows finale. I hope you enjoy this because I worked really hard on this and I would like to share my work with the rest of the world. Maybe someday, JK Rowling will contact me to ask if it's ok for her to use my material in her next novel… That is my dream and I wish to share it with you:

HARRY POTTER and the Crimson Swarm

The season finale ended with Harry and Ginny dropping their kids off. Here's what happened afterwards…

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First, Harry fucked Ginny.

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After that, Ron fucked Hermoine.

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"Oh shit I came too soon!" exclaimed Ron.

After that, Neville and whoever the fuck he married tried to hump each other but Neville was too retarded to know how. He went out to screw a plant instead.

So what happened to Dumbledore? Let's just say he went out to do some faggoty stuff with Gelert Grindelwald, some stuff involving thick long wands, imperius curses, and other kinky gayass shit. I'll just leave it at that…

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That's it everyone! Hope you liked it!