Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto.
Characters : Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi
Warnings : Horrid.
Naruto and the Grenade
Naruto found something on his way to training one day. "Hmm? What's this?" he asked himself. He picked it up, and read the lable. 'Two-minute grenade' Hmm, what's a grenade? he asked himself. Naruto shrugged and put it in his pocket, then raced to training.
"Ne, Sasuke-teme, what's a grenade?" he asked Sasuke. Sasuke stared at the boy. To tell you the truth he had no clue what the hell a grenade was.
"Hn" That's how he answered. Naruto took it out of his pocket, and looked it over.
"Hmm . . ." he said thoughtfully. He pulled the pin out. Nothing happened. Around 30 seconds later, Sakura skipped up. She was hoping that Naruto wouldn't be there yet so she could get some precious time with her Sasuke-kun. When she noticed Naruto on the bridge, she was a little mad, until she saw what was in his hand.
She raced over, and snatched it from him. "Where did you get this!" she yelled. Naruto looked at her.
"Why is it bad? All it said on the lable was 'Two-minute grenade'. . ." Naruto said. Sakura glared at him.
"I'm guessing that you have no idea what a grenade is," Sakura said, hitting Naruto over the head. That's when she noticed that he had alreday pulled the pin. "Oh my god! Naruto did you pull the pin on this!" Naruto nodded.
"Is that bad too?" he asked meekly. " 'Cause if it is then . . . Sasuke-teme pulled it!" Sasuke glared at the blond boy.
"Did not, dobe," he said calmly.
"It doesn't matter who pulled it, we just have to get it out of here!" She turned to Naruto. "Err, this may sound odd, but who do you hate?" Naruto glanced at Sasuke. "Ok ummm . . . never mind then." She turned to Sasuke. "Who do you hate, Sasuke-kun?"
"Fangirls."
"Ok, well, Naruto you can go put this in their secret clubhouse. And make it fast, be back in about 30 seconds!" Sakura commanded. Naruto nodded.
"I'm on it, Sakura-chan!" With that he raced away, and was back in the alotted time. "Mission accomplished! Believe it!" he yelled. Sakura smiled then pulled a deck of cards out of her bag, and they started playing go fish.
After Sakura had dealt the cards, they felt a small tremer in the ground, and heard a huge boom. A few seconds later, Sasuke looked up, because he saw a small shadow on his cards.
"What's that?" he asked, in spite of himself. The other two looked up. They saw something falling out of the sky towards them. It fell right into the middle of their card game.
Sakura screamed when she saw what it was. A leg. It was a freakin' leg! Naruto looked up to see if anything else was gonna fall. And Sasuke, well . . . umm . . . Sasuke saw the tatoo on the leg and burst out laughing. It said; 'I love Sasuke'
Although some people may have called it regular laughter, but seeing Sasuke laugh was like seeing . . . something so terrifying it can't be described in words.
Just then Kakashi-sensei poofed in with a puff of smoke. He heard Sakura screaming her head off, and Sasuke laughing and saw Naruto dancing around claiming tha the sky was falling. He looked down.
"OMG! IS THAT A FREAKIN' LEG!?"
Pfft. My first story was terrible.
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-Taryn.