Lee Scoresby has just departed in his balloon
Lyra: I can't believe he's gone.
Pan: Yeah! What's so great about dumb old Texas?
Lee Scoresby suddenly lands
Lee Scoresby: What did you say?!
Pan: Texas is dumb.
Lee Scoresby: Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!
Lyra: You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas?
Lee Scoresby: No you can't!
Pan: Oh, then can we say people from Texas are dumb?
Lee Scoresby: No! You can't say nothing about Texas!
Lyra: Oh…so we shouldn't say anything bad about Texas.
Shakes booty and rolls eyes
Lee Scoresby: I'm warning you, Lyra!
Lyra: Look Pan, I'm Texas! Howdy y'all!
Pan: I'm Texas too!
Lyra: Howdy y'all!
Pan: Git along little doggies!
Lee Scoresby: Y'all best cut it out!
Lyra (singing): The stars at night are dumb and dim whenever they have to be over dumb old
stupid Texas!
Lyra does weird gymnastics pose
Lyra: Hey Pan! What am I now!
Pan: Uh stupid?
Lyra: No I'm Texas!
Pan: What's the difference?!
Lee Scoresby: Y'all best apologize or I'm gonna be on you like ugly on an ant!
Lyra: You'll have to catch us first!
Lyra and Pan run away
Lyra: We did it! We got him!
Pan: Can we say that lamps from Texas are dumb?! Can we say that shoes from Texas are
dumb?!
Lyra: OK Pan, that's enough.
Pan: Why? Do you think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna…
Pan and Lyra briefly turn around to see Lee Scoresby pursuing them with a lasso