Yo, folks! Happy SasuSaku month! Here's the very first one-shot, dedicated to this wonderful and special event! As you all know, I'm doing a collab with my bestie, xXTakaraHitsuyamaXx! Hope you guys enjoy the fanfic!
Title: Labor Day
Writer: Little-Miss-Tsundere01
Rating: T
Summary: Sakura's in labor and Sasuke had to face the duties of a good husband by staying beside his screaming wife, while enduring the pain inflicted by the pinkette's brute strength."SASUKE! You stupid, good-for-nothing asshole! You're gonna die for putting me through this torture!"
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does.
"UCHIHA SASUKE! Come here this instant!"
Sasuke heard his pink-haired wife called out his name, thought it was just one of her mood swings, the sole Uchiha went back to reading his scroll again. A few seconds later...
"UCHIHA SASUKE! I swear, if you don't bring your ass here right now, I'll sent you to hell back and forth!" The raven-haired Uchiha got up and obeyed his pregnant wife's command... it's not like he's scared of her.
"Tch. What the hell do you-" Sasuke stopped his sentence when the scene had almost made his eyes pop out from the sockets. Sakura was leaning against a wall, her eyes narrowed, and is that water on the floor?..
"Shit." Sasuke's raven orbs widened in panic. Sakura smiled, way too calm, "Yes, Sasuke-kun, my water just broke, so, GET ME TO THE GOD-DAMN HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW!"
Sasuke knew that when women were pregnant, they're violent and fearsome, according to Naruto... and it seems that the idiotic blonde was correct.
"Pregnant women are scary, Sasuke-teme. My lovely Hinata, my sweet, sweet Hinata turned into a demon when she's pregnant with my baby. Man, she changed into a totally different person. A scary person." Naruto shuddered in fear at the memories when he got beaten up by his wife.
However, he didn't know that his wife can be this violent and downright scary. Well, it can't be helped since she's known for being the 'Second Tsunade.'
Sasuke awkwardly carried Sakura in his arms and used the body flicker technique, in order to transport themselves to the hospital.
'Poof!'
Sadly, nobody noticed them when they arrived. "Um..." The Uchiha didn't know what to say, until the rosette in his arms screeched out impatiently, making the Uchiha flinch at his scary wife. "HELLO!? I'M IN LABOR! I NEED A FREAKIN' NURSE, GOD DAMMIT!"
The nurses suddenly circled around and bowed in apology, "I'm so sorry Uchiha-san!" One tried to get a wheelchair while the others tried to calm her down, afraid of the pink-haired jounin's currently foul temper. After all, she was the apprentice of the former Hokage, Senju Tsunade.
When they entered the hospital room, the nurses carefully put Sakura on the bed, the pinkette was screaming in pain due to the labor. "Do you want this baby, Sasuke-kun?!"
The question made the Uchiha confused, of course he want this baby. "Excuse me?"
"I said, DO YOU WANT THIS FREAKING BABY, GODAMMIT?! UGH, THE PAIN!"
Sasuke made this as a chance to escape as he believed that his wife couldn't see him through all of these nurses around her. The Uchiha made a bee-line to the door, praying that he might escape.
Just as when he was about to reach the door, a chair was suddenly thrown at the Uchiha. Thanks to his reflexes, he was able to dodge it barely. Sasuke's face paled in horror as he turned to face Sakura, who was smiling sweetly, and in a calm voice, she spoke to her beloved.
Even though the pinkette's voice was sugar-coated, it's evident that there's a threatening tone underneath. Threatening enough to scare the stoic Uchiha, that he might piss in his pants, even if he doesn't show it.
"Sasuke-kun, don't you dare leave me alone, because you're the one who's responsible for this. So, come here right now." Just when Sakura finished her sentence, her raven-haired husband swiftly went to her side.
Suddenly, two familiar voices came inside the room.
"SAKURA-CHAN! SASUKE-TEME! I heard about the news so I came here!" Naruto barged into the room, his eyes showing concern for both of his former team-mates. Sasuke sighed in relief as he had a friend by his side through the entire procedure.
"Why don't you girls tell me that Sakura's in labor?!" Tsunade's booming voice was laced in anger, frightening the nurses, as they bowed down in respect. "Tsunade-sama! Sumimasen!"
The former Hokage crossed her arms and glared at them in a threatening matter, "I'll be the one who's going to help her with the delivery." Tsunade put a reassuring hand on her apprentice. "Don't worry, you can have a payback." Both kunoichis smirked, Sasuke felt that he's going to meet his doom.
'They're devils in disguise.' Sasuke thought while inwardly shivered in fear.
"Uhh, I'll be outside if you need me." Naruto put a hand on Sasuke and whispered. "Good luck." Just after that, the seventh dashed out of the room. The Uchiha sweat-dropped. 'Thanks, because I really need all the luck I can get.'
"Uchiha, are you staying here for the delivery?" The 5th hokage asked Sasuke. "Uh, well-" Just before he could finish his sentence, he practically felt his wife, oh, his scary, violent wife glaring daggers at the back of his head.
"Yes." Sasuke managed to utter out a word.
"Yosh! You're ready for the delivery! Try hard! Alright, Sakura!" Tsunade encouraged her daughter figure and went to her position. Sakura grabbed her husband's hand firmly, Sasuke's eyes stared his wife's green orbs, assuring them that he's here.
"I regret staying here."
"You should be staying here, since you're the one who put me through this." Sakura hissed at her husband. Sasuke inwardly gulped.
"Alright Sakura, push!"
Sakura gave a scream of pain as she crushed the Uchiha's hand with her brute strength. Sasuke tried his best not curse out loud, and endured the pain. The rosette began to scream out curses, most of them concerning her husband.
"DAMN YOU SASUKE! Damn you, you horny bastard!"
"Well done, Sakura! Try again! Curse at him again!" Tsunade yelled out, encouraging the pinkette, which later, earned a glare from the suffering Uchiha.
"Argh! Sasuke! You're going to pay for this!" Sakura squeezed his hand one more time, which made the poor Sasuke cringe in pain. She's breaking it! The pinkette panted heavily and gave the Uchiha an 'It's-all-your-fault-' glare.
"Excellent Sakura! Again! I can see the head! Just one more push!" Tsunade reminded the couple.
"SASUKE! You stupid, good-for-nothing asshole! You're gonna die for putting me through this torture! AAH!"
Meanwhile with Naruto:
"SASUKE! You stupid, good-for-nothing asshole! You're gonna die for putting me through this torture! AAH!"
Naruto cringed, feeling sympathy for his best-friend as well as amusement. "Ooh, that's scary, I have to admit that it's even scarier than when Hinata was in her labor."
The blonde's left hand began to ache again, as Hinata too, broke his hand. However, the seventh knew that it wasn't as bad as what Sasuke might been facing now.
"Sasuke-teme, good luck because you're going to be a total mess when you come out of the room.."
"Naruto cringed again when he heard another scream, but laugh again afterwards, imagining his poor friend.
The poor Uchiha was certain that his hand was broken since he heard the bones cracking just a while ago. He suspected that Naruto was probably laughing his ass off outside the room.
Sakura deeply inhaled and put all her might into this push, as well as gripping Uchiha's hand with all of her strength. It took all of Sasuke's self control not to curse out in pain as well. Finally, the grip was loosened, and a loud wail was heard.
Both sighed in relief as they knew that it was over. Sasuke glanced at his broken hand and was glad that it's finally over, because he will need medical attention later on.
Tsunade cut the cord and handed them the baby. "It's a girl, Sakura. She's a beauty."
Sakura faintly smiled as she carried the baby in her arms. "She's beautiful, Sasuke. She got your hair and eyes." The baby opened her round dark eyes, giggling when she saw her mother smiling.
Sasuke felt warmth blooming all over his chest, and he knew that it's happiness he's feeling. The Uchiha wiped the sweat from his wife's forehead and kissed the side of her head lovingly. "You did well, Sakura. Well done."
Sakura handed the baby to her husband and lightly giggled at his expression when he desperately tried to not drop the baby. The raven-haired Uchiha's heart swelled with pride when his daughter gave him a bright smile, a smile that's similar to Sakura's. "She got your smile, Sakura." Sasuke smiled a true smile, not a smirk or a mock smile.
"What shall we name her?" Sakura's melodious voice was heard. Sasuke thought for a while, and spoke up. "Sarada. Her name will be Uchiha Sarada." The tired rosette smiled as she repeated the name. "Sarada. Alright then, Sarada it is."
"Our beautiful daughter, Uchiha Sarada."
"Yes, our beautiful daughter and the new beginning for our clan indeed."
Whew! Well, that's the first one-shot! Stay tune for the next one, alright? See ya guys! Reviews are much appreciated, you know? Ja!~
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