"… So that's how I broke his leg!" We all stared at Emily in confusion. It was a truly amazing story! I clapped quietly, and turned back to Morgan.
""We asked if you wanted Chinese for dinner…" Morgan said, she was the strict one but can be AWESOME when she wants. Its probably good she is like that or we would all be dead out of irresponsibility. Second is Emily; she has long, wavy red hair, green eyes, and tends to wear Lolita dresses. I never understood why is Em. Yes, there's an Em and an Emily. Em has short, blond hair, and blue/green eyes. She's pretty mellow. Mora, but we call her Moon. She has long auburn brown hair, dark blue eyes, glasses ad has a similar style to Em. Don't know how, but she does. Lorelei is the tallest of the group. She has long, dark hair that's usually braided, hazel eyes, and pale skin. I started a joke that she's a vampire and the others are in on it. And then there is me, Chloe... I have short brown hair and blueish-grey eyes. Call me short and I chop off your feet and stick them on your head. The most important thing is that we are all weird.
As I shall say many times (maybe), there are different definitions of weird. We are 'anime nerds' weird. I would say otakus but that is an insult in Japanese, and why would we offend the almighty Kiku Honda? Anyways that is how we are, weird anime lovers who watch Hetalia, Sailor moon, Pokemon, Kuroshitsuji, Soul eater, etc. and listen to Vocaloid. Of course, we all have our secrets and maybe soon you will learn my secrets and the others' secrets. But that has to wait because I have one cracktastic story to tell you. And who doesn't love crack stories? I know I love them, they are hilarious.
Well to kind of explain what happened, we all found where Morgan lived and we slowly started to move in. It worked and now we live there without paying rent or buying ourselves food. Its pretty sweet! Lets hope Morgan doesn't found out! (well maybe I am the only one who doesn't I am not sure about the others. I have my way with the IRS xD) Lately we have been just talking about the thing in this universe that is better than any anime, FOOD. We want different types of food because of a certain anime/web comic. Like we want Spanish, Chinese, Japanese (skinny knees look at these! xD I couldnt resist!) and other stuff. But tonight we settled on Chinese-aru.
"I'll go call in an order then~!" I said and ran to get the phone to order. I went into the kitchen and dialed the number to order.
"Nihao! Thank you for calling Wang Yao chinese palace! May we take your order-aru?" The person said. Heehee, I thought to myself. Wang Yao was China's name.
"Yes, I want 3 orders of orange chicken. 2 orders of chow mein-" I began, but then I heard a commotion going on in the living room. I put my hand over the phone's microphone and said, "They better not be looking at yaoi fanfics without me... Unless it is GerIta. Ugh I hate GerIta." Then I uncovered it and began talking again.
"2 orders of steamed rice." Suck it losers, I hate fried rice. "1 order of sesame chicken. 8 egg rolls, 2 orders of edamame, 3 orders of gyouza... And... 5 met- I mean 5 spring rolls..." I finished. The man thanked me and told me the cost, $56.39. Better go get money from Morgan~! I strided into the living room like Dave Strider and Noticed Morgan screeching at Kitty. "Kitty… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Hey! The guy should be here any… Huh?" I began. Morgan then chased Kitty around with a bat, lucky I was going to do that tomorrow at 4 PM.
I was having a wonderful dream about Prussia, Dave Strider, Soul, and Ciel Phantomhive until a loud blowhorn woke me up.
"FUCKKKKK!" I shouted. I got up sluggishly and walked to where Morgan was.
What the hell do you want us up for?" Moon looked ready to kill me as she said that.
"Well, we seem to have some box on the steps. Apparently, it's the unit Kitty 'persuaded' me to order."
"You're welcome!" Morgan looked as if she was about to attack Kitty with a fry pan.
"Shouldn't you-" I began but yawned," See what is exactly in the box first?" I handed her the manual, and her face suddenly fell as she flipped it open.
"Kitty…"
"Yeah?"
"I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You."
Oh crap, she might go on rage mode. HIDE YOUR KIDS AND HIDE YOUR WIFE!
But as I peeked at the manual I died and went to heaven. Someone, Pinch Me Now~!