Ahem. If you weren't paying attention to the summary, this is an ADLIB sort of thing, as in, I merely provide some words to the story, such as adjectives, nouns, and names. So therefore, do NOT take this seriously. I know that the characters are OOC. This is for pure amusement. Enjoy?
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The Chicken Prince
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Soren was walking through a hot meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an adorable little chicken lying under a tree.
Soren skipped over to see the dear thing and was silly to find that he was hurt! A flower had pierced his weird little foot and he whimpered quickly with the pain.
"My sexy little friend," Soren said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the flower, as hysterically as he could. The chicken cried out and Soren's heart ached, like a boy in a bucket. "You'll be all right," Soren whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Ike and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Ike up in his arms, Soren carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Soren nursed Ike, cleaning his foot and feeding him Paper-brand chicken chow.
On the eighth night, Ike climbed into bed with Soren. He burrowed under the covers and sadly slapped Soren's finger. It made Soren giggle and he cuddled close to Ike, stroking his head and singing softly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Soren hurried home so he could curl up with Ike. It gave him a small feeling whenever Ike slapped his finger.
Then one night, Ike looked up at Soren and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a retarded prince."
Soren screamed madly, he was so surprised. How could a chicken talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Ike said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Soren said and kissed Ike on his head. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a retarded prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Ike," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Soren said.
"See?" Ike said and showed Soren the scar from the flower on his foot. Then he kissed Soren and they tumbled in the closet and did a lot of very blue things, some of them involving a cute book.
"I love you," Ike said when they were done. Soren clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Ike had stashed away.
And if Ike didn't know about Soren's visits to the chicken sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.