Author: BlackGold Ficcies Inc.
Rating: T Summary: The Seigaku Tennis Team regulars, ichinen trio, and some girls are assigned the infamous egg project! (insert corny horror music)
Warnings: CRACK! Shounen-ai, sugar-high authoresses, death fic (with a twist), Fuji, OC's- NOT MARY-SUES! (They can't be, since they don't have too much personality in this ficlet.) First attempt at a PoT fic. Characters may--no--WILL be OOC.
Hokay, OC bios! Takita Seimi: Crush on Yuuta, from Osaka (think Oshitari), second year. Copper-colored hair, brown eyes, member of Seigaku's girls's Tennis team.
Takamori Saki: Crush on Kawamura, 7 siblings, first year. Purple hair, brown eyes, Seimi's unofficial doubles partner.
Takeda Rika-sensei: Just Takeda-sensei by her students, she's pretty young, only twenty-eight years. Assigns the hated egg-project.
Sakaki: Itte yosh!
Takeda-sensei sighed. She was hoping there would be more girls in this health class. She had the same problem in first semester when there were too many girls. It seems the girls wanted to be paired up with cute guys so they all take it first semester. Boys wanted to hold it off as long as possible. This caused problems for 'it'
The bell for class rang and everyone took their seats. Takeda-sensei stood up and braced herself for the groaning. "Class, today we will be starting 'it.' The egg-project." She was met with shocked silence. 'Could it be that these students are willing to accept the project with no complaints?'
"What!"
"No!"
"My perfect grades!"
'I guess not.'
"I'll be sent back to Osaka!"
"Is this a required class, sensei?"
"Do we get to choose our partners, Takeda-sensei?" The class was silent.
They all looked back at the calm brunette in the back of the room. The heads turned back to the front of the room, it was dead silent. Takeda-sensei stood calmly in the front of the room with her hands behind her back.
"Of course you get to choose your partners..." A sigh of relief resonated throughout the room. "...From this hat." In her hands was a gray pinstriped hat with slips of paper in it. "Who's going first?" She asked with a smile on her face.
"I will, Takeda-sensei." The brown-haired boy from before goes to the front of the room.
"Your name"
"Fuji Shuusuke." "Yosh, anyone who draws Fuji-kun's name will have to throw the paper away and pick again."
Fuji turned his head away to assure there would be no cheating. Cause cheating is wrong! Good Fuji. There was no noise as Fuji slowly drew out a piece of paper. All were in silent prayers.
'Pick me, pick me, pick me. If he gets me, I can name an egg-baby after Yuu-tan.'
'Don't pick me, don't pick me, don't pick me.'
"Tezuka Kunimitsu."
'Shit! I'll name my baby after Yuuta in a more subtle way, then.'
'Shit! FuckFuckFuckFuck-NO! Don't Fuck! No thinking about fucking! SHIT!'
Groans and relieved sighs were heard all throughout the room. "Did you hear that, Kuni-chan? It must be destiny!" A few soft snickers were heard. Tezuka decided NOT to answer.
Takeda-sensei smiled in delight. "Who's next?" One energetic red-head answered her request. "Alright then Kikumaru-kun." She remembered his name. The one in class always having exaggerated reactions to the facts she presented.
He seemed so energetic as he ran up to the hat, closed his eyes, and picked up a paper. He glanced at it for a millisecond.
"OISHI!" The boy in question blinked as his love- ahem! Partner ran up and glomped him.
Takeda-sensei picked up the paper from the garbage. Kikumaru Eiji it read. She smirked. "Alright then, who's next"
Two girls near the front of the classroom both jumped up, volunteering. "You can both go at the same time."
They ran up, closed their eyes, and put their hand in.The copper-haired girl, Seimi, drew out a name first.
"Oishi Shuichiro?" Everyone looked either back at Kikumaru (still cuddling his boyfriend) or Takeda-sensei (still waiting for Saki, the other girl.) in confusion.
Oishi was forgotten in a fraction of a second as Saki suddenly jumped up yelling, "Kawamura-sempaaaaaaaaaai!" While this was happening, Seimi quietly slipped her paper into the garbage and picked another one.
"Kato Kachiro." She smiled and waved at him as she planted her butt right beside him. Saki had long since sat next to Kawamura, who was blushing and wondering when this first-year was going to stop cuddling his arm.
Takeda-sensei smiled. So far, almost everyone seemed happy with their partners. "How about Echizen-kun next"
"Hai, sensei." He slowly made his way toward the front of the room. Something bad was going to happen, he just knew it. He closed his eyes and put his hand in. As he pulled it out, the class was silent.
He tried to put the paper back in. "Oi! No you don't!" Takeda-sensei grabbed his hand and took it. "Osakada Tomoka. I wish you luck." Ryoma had a slight twitch in his brow as he took his seat. "You are supposed to sit by your partner"
"You never specifically said that, sensei." He shivered as he heard the deafening sounds of his 'partner.' Sakuno was congratulating her.
He wished he'd gotten Sakuno instead. At least SHE was QUIET. It's not like he liked her or anything. She's just quieter than her friend. And she'd go along with anything he said. Instead of wanting joint-care 24/7. Yeah. That's it. Of course he doesn't LIKE her like her, like THAT. Because um. Yeah. Oh look it's Momo-sempai's turn.
"You can't cheat. You just can't..." He said as he turned his head away and closed his eyes. Digging around a little, he finally pulled a name out. "What! Sensei, can I PLEASE pick again"
"That's cheating, Momoshiro-kun. Kaidoh Kaoru is your partner." Gasps, whispers, and laughter was all he heard for the next two minutes. Even worse, he thought Inui-sempai was glaring at him. He sulked as he followed his kohai's actions and sat in his own seat. Takeda-sensei smiled, "How about Sakuno-chan next?"
She got out of her seat and hurried to the hat.
She quickly pulled a name out. "Mizuno Katsuo." At least it's not anyone too horrid, or a complete stranger. But. It still wasn't Ryoma-kun...Other random students went up and by this time Horio had fallen asleep. "Alrighty class there are only two names left in the hat. They are..." She paused for dramatic effect. "Inui Sadaharu and Horio Satoshi!" Horio woke up at the sound of his name. Why was everyone laughing. Did the teacher catch him sleeping again?
"No, sensei! You've got it all wrong! I wasn't sleeping, I was um... correcting mistakes on my worksheet"
"Horio-kun, we are not working on a worksheet, you were sleeping, and your partner is Inui-kun. Congratulations." Partner? Inui-sempai? Congratulations? What was- then it clicked. The egg project. "Alright then, class. Since Horio-kun is making a spectacle of himself, I'll use him to demonstrate how many egg-babies you'll have and of which gender." She turned towards said freshman. "Horio-kun pick a letter between a and c"
To which he responded, "Err...b"
"Now please come up and pick two eggs from the carton." Horio grudgingly did so.
"Wha? they say 'B' on the bottom. Two boys"
"That's correct. Everybody got it"
To which she got a "Haaai."
Fuji walked up, and bowed his head a bit to Takeda-sensei. "C." "That's two, pick your eggs, Fuji-kun. Now remember, A won't always be one, B won't always be two, and C won't always be three, class."
Fuji frowned, and picked two eggs. "Kuni-chan, both girls! ...G is always girl, and B is always boy, ne sensei?"
"Yes, Fuji-kun, G is always girl, and B is always boy."
"Ohh...Kuni-chan, both girls! Can we call them Fuka and Mitsu?" Fuji sat back down next to Tezuka. "Yes, we can. Did you plan this, Fuji?" (A/N: Zomg! Tezuka talked)
"Of course not Kuni-chan. My plans were to have two girls AND a boy. Named Kunitaro!" He smiled in delight. Looking just like a puppy who got a pat on the head. Tezuka silently groaned.
"Kikumaru-kun is next. A, B, or C?"
"Nya, A."
"That's one. Pick your egg." Eiji pouted as he picked out an egg. "It says B, hoi! That means it's a boy!" He got a few pity laughs.
Saki's hand went up, "I'll pick next!" She skipped to the teacher. "B please."
"That's one again. Pick your egg." She sulks like Momo and picks an egg. "We have a girl Kawamura-sempai!" She brightens back up and rushes to his side. A couple more people go up. Seimi and Kachiro end up with 2 girls, Katsuo and Sakuno also got 2 boys.
Tomo volunteers to pick eggs. "That'll be A please."
"Three, please pick your eggs." Everyone who wanted three burst out into "WHAT?"
"Oishi, I'm jealous, nya!"
"I'll trade you!"
"You're so lucky!"
"I'm sorry, Ryoma. Good luck."
"Oh SNAP!"
She happily went back to her seat with one boy and two girls. Takeda-sensei sighed, now was the moment of truth. Time to see what Momoshiro-kun and Kaidoh-kun would get. "How about Kaidoh-kun picks?" He hissed and tried to keep his cool.
"C"
"Congratulations, Kaidoh-kun! Go pick out your three eggs!" Everyone was really in shock now.
"Now I'm REALLY jealous, Shui-chan!"
"Eiji! Don't call me that in public"
"I'll trade YOUUU!
"Geez, more lucky people..." (A/N: Sengoku DID apply to Seigaku)
"Momo-chan-sempai! Daijoubou?"
"OH DOUBLE SNAP!"
In the midst of the bedlam, the bell rings, signaling the end of the first chapter. DON!
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