10 ways to piss off Kuja
NO.10- Tell him he'll never be Shakespeare just by thinking that life is like a play.
NO.9- Ask him if he has a house in Malibu.
NO.8- If so ask him if he's met a nice guy.
NO.7- Ask him if he made Vivi, if so tell him it's ironic that Vivi lived longer than him.
NO.6- tell him that Square didn't think he was good enough to be the final boss.
NO.5- play 'dude looks like a lady' at full volume outside his desert palace.
NO.4- tell him he looks like a transvestite.
No.3- tell him his skirt makes him look fat.
No.2- say to him that he only destroyed Burmacia because he thought Freya was prettier than him.
No.1- dress up like Garland and say 'No Kuja,I am your father'.