RANDOM CHRISMAS SHERLOCKIAN MUSICAL
Cast: Sherlock Holmes, Client, Dr. John Watson, Random Mariachi, Professor Moriarty, Inspector Lestrade, John Openshaw, Mary, Mrs. Hudson (in order of appearance)
Holmes: Do you see what I see? Do you see what I see? A clue, a clue…
Client: Here I come a worryin' across the streets to you!
Watson: We look up, and see a star, shining past our intellect, outdoing us all…
Random Mariachi: Hey! Macarena! One and a two and a three Macarena…
Holmes: Deck the walls with bullet holes, Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Watson: Dons he now his many disguises, Fa la la la la, la la, la, la!
See his blazing mind before us, fa la la la la la la, la, la!
Moriarty: I'm getting' nuttin for Christmas, everybody is mad, I'm getting nuttin for Christmas, cause' I ain't been nuttin but bad!
Random Mariachi: La cucaracha, la cucaracha!
Lestrade: Here I come a fumblin', across London to you…
Holmes: Six Napoleons….
John Openshaw: Five Orange Pips!
Mary: Sign of the Four!
Watson: Three Garridebs!
Mrs. Hudson:221B!
All: And a Scandal in Bohemia!
Random Mariachi: Feliz Navidad!