I got this idea from mentalgal, who is writing The Mentalist parodies of various Christmas carols. I know a bunch of other people are probably doing them but hopefully you'll enjoy mine!
This is JINGLE BELLS - any suggestions for my next one?
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
Wolves the size of horses play
Through the trees they go
Barking all the way (woof woof woof!)
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Hear Renesmee sing
Even Rose looks bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight
.
Oh!
Jingle bells, Jacob smells
Emmett seized the day
Oh what fun it is to slide
Down the stairs on Christmas day - hey!
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Jingle bells, Esme yells
Sends Emmett away
Soon enough he's back inside
Coz Jasper led the way!
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A day or two ago
Bella took Edward aside
And requested something light
To play on Christmas night
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Alice prepared a prank
In case Emmett forgot
Suddenly her face went blank
And she missed the whole lot!
.
Oh!
"Jingle bells, Jacob smells
Team Edward all the way!"
Rose writes on the underside
Of the wolf-boy's special tray - hey!
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Jingle bells, Esme yells
At her daughter with dismay
But even Esme can't deny
It was true what Rose did say!
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"Jingle bells, Jacob smells
Better than you any day"
Nessie writes back Rose with pride
She defends her man her way - hey!
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Jingle Bells, Carlisle yells
And halts the disarray
"Hey, it's a mess but let it slide!
It's a Cullen Christmas Day!"
Did you like it? Let me know! And make a request for my next Cullen-ised Christmas Carol! :)
TotallyTeamCE