Summary: It is all about Erza versus the paperworks. Let the battle begins.
Pairing: No particular pairing. Pure crack.
Disclaimer: Fairy Tail® Hiro Mashima
Genre: Comedy
Warning: OOC within the boundary of reason. SLIGHT SPOILER AHEAD. You have been warned!
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Looking at the stacks of papers filed inside the room meant for all the Masters of Fairy Tail guild, Erza couldn't help but to sigh in exasperation.
She's fully much aware of the— destructive tendencies of her guild mates but seeing all these stacks of damage bills, complaint waivers and whatnot in front of her, let's just say that Erza is starting to regret accepting the title as the Guild Master.
Sighing Erza grabbed one stack of papers and started scanning it.
Complaints to Team Natsu's group.
Erza's shoulders twitched.
Damage bills to Team Natsu's group.
Cue throbbing angry vein on the forehead here.
Lawsuit waivers against Team Natsu's group.
Suddenly, Erza threw the papers on the floor. "What the hell do they think they're doing?!" she screamed.
The stack of files are all about the complaints against Team Natsu who just had their recent assignment in the neighboring town. The task was to simply stop the illegal guild who was harassing the poor citizens of Orange Town for months. The amount of payment caught Lucy's attention (she was complaining about the payment for this month's apartment rent), and hastily grabbed the sheet of paper from the bulletin before tagging Natsu, Happy and Gray with her.
But it seems that the Team Natsu did more than 'stopping' them and had caused more damage to the Town than the illegal guild members has done before.
"They destroyed half of the fricking town, for Pete's sake!" Erza was so close of pulling out her red hair in frustration.
Then there was a soft knock before Levy entered the room cautiously. Armed with freshly new stack of paper works. No doubt the same paper works like the others.
Levy, who turned into Erza's secretary, laughed nervously before leaving the said stack on the floor joining the others and immediately escaped from the room fearing that Erza would turn her anger on her.
Erza groaned and rubbed her palms against her face. When she accepted the title, she could not remember signing up for this.
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"E-Erza..." Levy nervously poke her head through the door.
With a large eye bags and dark circle under her eyes, Erza lifted her head from the desk.
"Don't tell me—"
And lo and behold, as she had suspected another stack of accursed paper works in Levy's arms.
Cue throbbing vein here.
"Who the hell is it this time?" Erza hissed dangerously.
"L-Laxus and his team." Levy gulped nervously.
Erza eyed the stack of papers dangerously. This probably has thousands of pages depending on the height of the stack. "The hell did they do? Destroyed the whole city or something?"
"S-sort of—"
Erza groaned.
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"NOW WHAT?!"
"G-Gajeel-kun and Lilly..."
Erza tiredly slumped her upper body across her office desk.
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"Please tell me it is not what I think it is. Please tell me it is not what I think it is. Please tell me it is not—"
"Jet and Droy..."
Erza was so close of loosing her sanity just merely looking at these paperworks.
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"Spare me. Please!"
"Juvia went homicidal when a girl tried to flirt with Gray..."
And then Erza curled her body under the desk and cried. "Why me?"
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"What the effin' hell?!"
"Team Natsu."
"B-but... BUT...!"
"Team Natsu."
Suddenly there was a sound of a forehead repeatedly hitting the surface of the wooden desk.
"This." Thud. "Cannot." Thud. "Be." Thud. "Happening." Thud. "To." Thud. "Me." Thud.
Levy eyed Erza sympathetically.
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With half of her sanity disappeared along with the unceasing increase of the stack of paperworks, Erza solemnly stared outside the window of her office and bluntly ignoring the papers surrounding her desk.
When Erza became the Guild Master, most of them gave her a jealous gaze. Obviously, the fools were expecting unlimited power and authory if you became a Master of a guild, what they don't know is that becoming a Master also means accepting these ridiculous amount of paperworks.
Countless of times, she wanted to tie her guildmates inside the guild to avoid them destroying half of their assignment's place. Every goddamn time they went for a mission, might it be a simple task or not, they mostly end up destroying the whole place which cause for more paperworks for Erza.
"Ahh~ today is so beautiful~..." She mused. 'Too bad I cannot go outside to enjoy the sunshine because of these accursed paperworks.'
It seems such a long time when their previous Guild Master Makarov (whom they have successfully rescued from the enemies' side by the way) officially handed the title to her, when in reality it was just three months ago.
Erza blinked thinking about the Elderly Master.
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Three months ago.
"I am now passing to you the position of Guild Master, Erza." He said with a very serious face while handing her down a stack of papers.
"I know that you will be a good Master to your guild mates." He added another stack of papers while the grin on his face grew further.
'These papers are kind of getting heavy now.' The red haired young lady inwardly said while attempting to focus on her Master.
Erza doesn't like how Master Makarov eagerly grabbed his cape from the hook after that. "Fairy Tail will be in good hands now Erza— no, Seventh Master."
Erza blinked when Makarov openly and happily skipped his way towards the door, but before finally leaving the room he turned to Erza with his face pleasantly glowing in happiness. "Good luck, my child." Erza swore the corner of his teeth let out a soft 'ting'.
"I'm finally free~~~!" Master Makarov sang happily tapping his shoes together.
"M-Master..." Was only the thing she said when she was left alone inside the office. Why does this stack of papers gets heavier and heavier by the minute?
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Present time!
"Master... You sneaky son of a bitch..." Erza muttered to herself.
Now, among the guild members, Erza is one of those who have high respect to their previous Master but with this disturbing feeling that she had been unknowingly cheated by the old man she couldn't help to curse him.
Levy knocked on the door for umpteenth time today as usual bringing in more paperworks. But Erza did not even bother to look at her, she kept her eyes at the window admiring the serene scene outside while mentally planning of how to torture her nakama. And she would enjoy torturing them.
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THE END
Sabrina-chan's Musing Corner: Whoops! Who said being a Master is all about power? Hahaha Sabrina is going crazy!
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