YAHF Unberogen! 1/1
Written By Raziel
A short drabble to clear some bunny's away
Xander watched as Buffy and Willow fawned over the noble dress, he already had most of his of this costume at home, all he needed was a toy gun. A snort from behind him caught his attention, turning round he saw Jonathan with a rather bemused look on his face.
"She's not going out like that is she?"
"Yeah she's doing to impress someone, I find it rather sickening as he's a bit older than her, but what you gonna do…….. What about you jon-boy, what are you going as this year?"
Xander followed Jonathan's gaze to the smallish plies of items in his arms.
"I'm going as a……well you've probably never heard of them or the game"
Xander favoured the smaller lad with a grin, having spotted the orange wig and large axe Xander had a good idea of just what the other lad was going as.
"I hope you find a worthy death my friend"
Jonathan looked more that a little shocked
"You…..you know at it?"
"Yep, Jesse dragged me into it, though I preferred the stories to anything else"
"Well there's some stuff left that you could use"
With that Xander looked over Jonathan's shoulder to the pile of costumes that lay discarded in a corner, one item in particular caught his eye, it was a rather large war hammer the kind that if it was real it could do some serious damage……if you could lift the thing at all, Jonathan caught the taller teenage looking at something that had tempted him but he didn't really have the height or the frame to pull it off, after a couple of seconds he made his mind up.
"I'll make you a deal Xander I'll pay for that one as well, if you help me find a death worthy of a mighty troll slayer"
"Deal"
Later that night
Spike held the powerless slayer in a tight grip, this despite Dru's ranting about an orange slayer and his hammer wielding kitten, this had been a good night, his grand-poof of a sire was being held back my the mini demons he recruited tonight, the slayer's red headed friend was some sort of ghost and droopy was no where to be seen.
The pair headed quickly the alley from where the screen came from, both where lost in this unfamiliar land, and though neither would admit it they took comfort in the fact that they could understand each other.
"No doubt that scream was caused by some poor weakling being harassed by some minion of the ruinous powers friend"
The largest of the pair nodded
"Ha-ha perhaps I will find my glorious death somewhere in these strange lands"
Spike stared in disbelieve as the short orange…….nutter there was no other way to describe him leapt into the groups of goblins and other smaller daemons, but what really worried him was the boy, well at least he thought it was droops, the guy was dressed in some sort of furs and wielding a huge hammer.
The warrior let out his traditional war cry as he made his way to whatever chaos spawned creature held the young woman captive.
"UNBEROGEN!"
He brought the war hammer crashing down onto spikes head, once again reaffirming the mighty weapons name.
Ghal Maraz – Skull Splitter
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Author's Note's
This sprang forth after reading Emperor Xander, anyone who knows about the OTHER universe should get the reference and the character that Xander when as.
Also this is my first real fic so it's un-beta'd and fairly old.
