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Ladies and Gentlemen, back once again to entertain, inform, and be clownish. The one, the only, T-MONEY!

That's right amigos, I have returned. Big as life, and twice as crazy. Well, I guess some of you have been wondering where the hell I've been all this time. It turns out that I just couldn't find the time out to write anymore stories. This semester, I joined the newspaper at my school, as I'm hoping to get a career in journalism. So now, I have to worry about meeting deadlines. But, I have just recently handed in my articles and I now have some free time until the next time I'm given new assignments.

But in the meantime, I will try my absolute T-Money hardest to satisfy the needs of you with entertaining and riveting fics that I hope you will enjoy.

But about this story, this was inspired from an episode of 'Married…with Children'. In it, the men and women end up getting a cabin for a week. Until all hell breaks loose when that certain 'time of the month' comes around, and all three women get it AT THE SAME TIME. AHHHHHHHHHHH! Just clowning, ladies, I didn't mean to make it sound so horrifying. Anyway, this fic o' mine will feature Vegeta, Goku and Krillin in the roles of Al, Steve, and Bud. And Bulma, Chi-Chi and #18 in the roles of Peggy, Marcy, and Kelly. But you don't have to be a fan of "Married…with Children" to enjoy this, so don't worry. Well, this would take places sometime after the Cell Games, and Goku is still alive because I say so, dammit. If I had my way, he wouldn't have died. So let's just pretend he survived.

And to any females out there who may feel offended, believe me that this was not my intention at all. This is all in fun, but if you feel offended in any way, shape or form, then I apologize to you. So enjoy, ya heard?

But we cannot continue without another critically acclaimed installment of…Interesting Note (just for fun)

Interesting Note (just for fun) – Have you noticed when you are walking with your date, one of you has to change the way you walk? Either the guy has to walk like the chick, or the chick would have to walk like the guy. Ain't that a trip?

GONE CAMPING

Vegeta came in and sat down on the couch with a bottle of water and turned on the TV after completing his daily workout.

Bulma remained busy upstairs with their infant son, Trunks, and Bulma's parents were away on vacation.

At that moment, life was good, until Goku showed up in the living room with his Instant Transmission.

"Hey Vegeta," the pure-hearted Saiyan announced.

"Hello Kakarott," he said sarcastically.

Goku sat down on the couch next to Vegeta. "Well, it's all been taken care of."

"Do you have it all set up?" the Saiyan Prince asked.

Ever since the battle against Cell, the two rivals became friendlier towards one another. Vegeta and Goku developed a much deeper respect for the other, even though they still got on each other's nerves from time to time.

"Yeah, the cabin is all set for next week," Goku said. "My Grandpa Gohan had it kept away as a secret sanctuary for special occasions. The weather is beautiful, the fish are plentiful and it's so peaceful and tranquil since there's no one around for miles. All the things we could possibly want. So what do you think?"

"What do I think?" Vegeta slowly smirked at hearing what his fellow Saiyan said. "You know, when you came to me with the idea of going someplace where we could actually relax, I thought that it would be the stupidest thing I've ever heard come from your mouth. But perhaps, now that Cell is dead, why not? I got to hand it to you, Kakarott. That sounds like a good idea."

"Alright Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed. "I knew you would see it that way. Besides, it's just for the week. And if we need to train just to get it out of our system, we can."

"You've really thought this through, haven't you?" Vegeta chuckled. "Quite an impressive feat considering the planner."

Goku was about to say something until he registered what Vegeta said.

"Hey!" he said with an annoyed look. "Is that a shot at me?"

"Relax, Kakarott," Vegeta said to his companion. "You should know by now that it's part of my nature to insult you now and then."

"So do you want me to come over pick you up tomorrow morning, let's say around 7?" Goku asked.

"That would be just fine."

DAY 1

Vegeta sat on the couch the next morning, sporting his black leather jacket, red t-shirt, a pair of blue jeans and his usual black sneakers.

At that moment, Goku knocked and opened the door. "Cock-a-doodle-do, Vegeta."

"About time, let's go," Vegeta said as he got up from the couch.

As Vegeta grabbed his stuff, Goku and Chi-Chi came inside. Goku was wearing a white t-shirt and black jeans with his brown coat and blue sneakers, while Chi-Chi is wearing a black sweater and blue jeans with white shoes with her hair down.

Vegeta turned around and paled when he noticed Chi-Chi.

"Ready to go, Vegeta?" Goku asked.

"Yeah."

Vegeta made little jerking gestures with his head to which Goku understood. The two walked a little ways away from Chi-Chi.

"Aren't you worried she'll find out about the trip, Kakarott?" Vegeta asked.

"What kind of a guy do you think I am?" Goku asked. "To really go away without my wife?"

Chi-Chi then pops into the conversation. "Where's Bulma?"

Vegeta almost told her, but didn't get the chance.

"Come on, Bulma!" Chi-Chi yelled upstairs. "We're about to go! Get ready so we can go pick up Krillin and #18!"

Vegeta covered his ears at hearing the woman scream her lungs out, before he slowly looked at a clueless Goku.

After picking up Krillin and #18 and dropping off Trunks with Gohan and the Ox King, the three couples finally arrived at the cabin.

Upon entering, Chi-Chi and Bulma gawked and admired everything in the cabin, as Vegeta, Goku, and Krillin drudgingly followed with the entire luggage.

"I'll never understand how you women can bring so much crap with you," the Saiyan Prince said as he unloaded the luggage. "A lot of it is unnecessary."

Chi-Chi must not have heard him as she kept taking pictures of everything in the cabin. "Isn't this place just beautiful?"

Still rubbing his back, Vegeta responded, "Oh shut up, woman."

At that moment, the newly human #18 walked in with the fishing rods.

"What a dump," she said as she dropped the rods on the ground.

"Watch yourself, woman," Vegeta threatened the former android. "I came here to relax. If anything is done to piss me off, none of you are leaving here alive."

"Oh bite me, troll head!" #18 snapped as she rudely walked past the Saiyan Prince.

Vegeta turned to Bulma. "What the hell?"

"It's her time of the month."

"Oh great, I knew something wasn't right when he picked those two up!" Vegeta said before he stalked over to the former android. "Look woman, I came up here for a good time. Now I understand why you have to do this, but what I don't understand is why it has to be now?"

#18 looked up at Vegeta coldly. "Go away."

"Don't you push me!" he said.

"Yeah whatever, so where's mine and Krillin's room?"

Goku walked over to the couch. "This is it."

#18 slowly turned her gaze to the other Saiyan. "You mean there are no other rooms besides this one?"

"Of course not," Goku said. "It's a cabin."

"It's an outhouse, that's what it is," she remarked.

"Now, just calm down," Krillin said before his girlfriend did something drastic. "After all, here we are in the great outdoors. So, I suggest we all kick back and relax. I can't really remember the last time any of us had time to do so without having to worry about some threat."

"He's right," an upbeat Chi-Chi agreed. "I know what we can do. Let's go out on a nature hike. We can look at birds, collect leaves and arrowheads, and take pictures of the wildlife."

"Yeah and then we can all get naked and sing 'Kumbaya," Vegeta mentioned sarcastically.

Chi-Chi and Bulma looked at Vegeta sourly.

"I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going out to relax," the Saiyan Prince said again. "Who's with me?"

"I'm with you, Vegeta," Krillin piped in.

Goku piped in as well, "Alright, now we're talking."

With that, the three men exited the cabin with fishing rods in hand, leaving the women alone.

Sometime later, the men returned with numerous fish in tow.

"I must say, Krillin," Vegeta said to the former monk. "It's different to patiently wait instead of blasting the fish out of the water. It certainly makes it easier to collect the fish."

"I told you, Vegeta," he said.

"So, what do you women think of this?" Vegeta announced as he and the other two men displayed the numerous fish they caught to their respective significant others

The girls didn't respond, but rather, they appeared feral and ready to kill.

The look of confidence vanished as the men noticed them.

"Oh no," Vegeta gulped, with this feeling of dread coming over him.

Krillin stuttered, "That's impossible."

"What is it, guys?" Goku asked.

Vegeta turned to Goku as he swallowed the lump that formed in his throat.

"Periods…all three of them," he slowly said.

Krillin jumped behind Goku and hid, quivering like a Chihuahua, while the other two become more frightened.

TO BE CONTINUED

Wow! Isn't this suspenseful or what? What kind of madness will happen next? You'll soon find out. And once again, if anyone is offended by this. Please believe me that is not the case at all and I apologize if you are offended. I also apologize for the OOC factors, if there is any. I'll catch y'all later. Peace.