hey guys so sorry for the wait, but when I had read the story 1 month later, i think it was a little bit immature and has a lot off errors in the spelling and the plot, is too quick, but I promised for fluffiness so I decided to rewrite it. Hope you like it

It was a lovely morning in Olympus, bees buzzing around, different deities in the palace grounds taking their morning walk, fresh grass scented the gentle summer breeze, and fresh baked ambrosia scones and pastries wafted the air, everything was perfect until a shrill scream fill the air, so much for perfect. 2 figures were running, their boisterous laughter could be heard, and they were clutching their stomachs, making it very difficult to run faster out off with their own laughter.

These two figures were Apollo and Hermes, the two were the best of friends, half-brothers and partners in crime. Hermes in the lead and Apollo was close behind, passing by Zeus and Hera who were rolling their eyes with an amused smiles playing in their lips. "let's go to the cafe! I know your twin and Athena are there, which can help us save our lives!" Hermes shouted frantically with the wind whipping on his handsome visage.

The duo dashed in to the cafe, not caring when Hades and Persephone spilled their drinks unto Poseidon's lap, who was sitting on the next booth with his wife and Hestia chatting. Poseidon felt something very hot spilled unto his skin he screamed high pitched in a manly way, which surprised His wife, Amphirite and his sister, Hestia causing to add the 2 degrees burn and turning into it a 6 degrees burn with their hot ambrosia latte's a in his lap, and boy, the sight of it is nasty.

The two spotted their sisters in a secluded spot of the cafe, Athena reading her books, and Artemis sipping coffee, the sisters have a exasperated expression donning their lovely faces and delicate frowns to match. "Who is the weak and poor victim now, Apollo?" Athena asked casually, "Now, Now Athena, weak and poor is not exactly the adjective to describe him, more like ugly and crazy." Apollo looking quite terrified for his immortal life, "What do you mean, ugly and crazy?" Artemis looking amused, "Arty, please have mercy on us! Hide us!" Hermes begged. Before Artemis can have a short fuse blown about no one will be calling her 'Arty', Ares stormed into the little cafe looking down right murderous, ears and face red like a strawberry and his calloused hands squeezed in a fist. "Now were are those little ungrateful, idiotic, and moronic brats?" Ares bellowed in a very high pitched tiny voice, for a moment everyone was stunned to move, then dissolved into fits of laughter and giggles from everyone except Hades, Persephone, Hestia, Amphirite, and Poseidon who were looking murderous also.

After the laughter everything went back to its normal state full of small chats and talks, the deities that who were not amused stalked up to the duo with angry faces, the duo went silent wondering how how will they die. "Hey guys, how ya' do'ing ?" Hermes attempted to lighten the stormy mood, "nice toga, Uncle P" Apollo noticed, holding down his laughter, well let us say that episode did not end pretty, with a few bloody noses and a fractured skull. Well again, so much for a perfect morning.

Zeus sits on his throne of platinum and gold looking proud and stern, with his queen and wife sat next to him with her own throne adorned with peacock feathers and ivory " Dear Olympians and dear brother, Hades and sister, Hestia, I, king Zeus of the gods, opened this summer solstice to you all" Zeus welcomed the gods formally, to the solstice. "I would like to make a complain" Demeter announced while looking pointedly at Hades. Zeus, who knew where this is going merely roll his blue eyes and muttered 'oh, boy', "I would like to complain that 'Mr. Death is my middle name', had killed my rare and precious plants and exploded them in my face while I'm in hostage, tied down by ropes!" Demeter burst out in sheer rage. "For the record, my middle name is not 'death', but 'sunshine and rainbows' , Ms. Demeter" Hades said, sarcasm dripping in his baritone voice, Hera snorted in amusement in a very not queenly manner, "Hera, dear, can you please stop snorting loudly, its embarrassing me." Zeus muttered, Hera shocked at his words, and raw rage painted on her heavenly face "So I'm embarrassing, huh? well fine by I AM JUST A WORTHLESS WIFE, DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO KEEP HERSELF, HUH? IF THAT IS HOW YOU SEE THINGS IN ME, OLD AND UGLY, SELFISH, CRUEL, AND DOWN RIGHT EMBARRASSING! CAN YOU JUST WAIT FOR A MOMENT, FOR ME TO ADJUST IN YOUR NEW PERSPECTIVE OF ME, CAUSE I AM JUST ANOTHER WHORE OF YOURS, TO KEEP YOUR BED WARM!" Hera shouted in frustration, "BURRNNN..." Hephaestus muttered, while smirking, on that cue, everyone except Hades, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Poseidon, and Hestia started to fight.

Athena and Ares, started fighting with, you guys guess it, fudging trash talk here's a sneak peak...

"Yo' mama is so stupid not even Athena could translate her." Ares retorted, " Hey, Ares did you know my dear mother is Metis was one of the titans, a daughter of Oceanus and Tethys; therefore, she was considered an Oceanid. She was the first wife of Zeus, our dear father we share, and became the goddess of wisdom, prudence and deep thought. and I am Athena, dumbass. Beat that you overgrown bloodthirsty pig!" Athena bellowed with an all-knowing smirk.

"Oh this going to be personal, Ms. I-know-it-all!" Ares seethed rage clearly written on his face, "It's already personal, you heartless warthog!"

Apollo and Artemis were also bickering...

"C'mon, sissy!, let's play hopscotch!" Apollo whined, even he is the god of intellectual intelligence, he tends not to show it. "nobody calls me SISSY!"

Hermes and Demeter were also quarreling...

"...so then, Hades tortured my precious plants, which were planted on my front yard, I have already put a sign that says 'DO NOT TOUCH PLEASE, PRECIOUS AND RARE PLANTS UP AHEAD, BE WARNED DEMETER FURY UP AHEAD!" Demeter finished telling her 'sob' story, "now, now woman, that is just horrible planning, it's called reverse psychology!" Hermes said in return. "DON'T YOU DARE SHOUT AT ME NEPHEW!" Demeter bellowed, "I was trying to help you woman, GOSH YOU, OLYMPIANS ARE JUST CRAZY!" Hermes shouted in return, He could hear Artemis commented 'we are!'...

While the royal couple, were not doing any much better...

"Come, now dear, I only meant, your actions, not you my lovely cupcake... OWW!" Zeus was cut short with one of Hera's books hit his head

while the others were...

Hades and Poseidon were laughing their 'vareli' or butts off...

Hestia and the couple were watching the typical 'scandal' (well scandal is an understatement) with Hestia's famous bread filled with different fillings, from ambrosia to blueberry... sure those were delicious, well again another meeting ruined.