It was a very usual day in Konoha, Birds chirping, Ninja running across rooftops as dawn arrived, Kakashi sitting outside the adult book store, by himself, three days before the release of the next Icha Icha Book. After Sasuke's leaving he was told not to train the other members of Squad Seven as Naruto was working on chakra control, and Sakura was being trained under the Fifth as a medic. He had just finished his fourth A-rank mission in a row and was on mandatory leave for the next five days.
Kakashi's thoughts were quickly silenced as he heard the female member of his team scream. Now this was not such an uncommon occurrence, but the interesting part was her scream came from the direction opposite of her home. In fact it was coming from the part of town Naruto lived in. It seemed like a very interesting thing to check out, yes, interesting enough to risk his place in line to check it out.
Sakura was pale faced. She was in Naruto's apartment. She was in Naruto's apartment and there was clearly more sake then anyone aside from her master could drink in a day. In the bed next to her were two blondes, both with long hair, both looking to be somewhere around 16 years old. The first she recognized instantly as the form of Naruto's perverted 'Sexy Jutsu'. The other had her worried however even more, at first the fact the woman had a similar shade blonde hair to Naruto made her think it was her master Tsunade after making her Genjutsu look even younger than usual. That thought was quickly crushed as she noticed a large fan lying to the side of the bed; she quickly remembered the Wind technique user Temari.
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Ok, she had to think back to what happened that night. Naruto convinced her to go drinking, and she only accepted when he told her Ino was the one that suggested it. Her memories were fuzzy but they met up with Ino under the transformation technique to look like a group of travelers. They were in one of the lower end bars, the kind that didn't have someone good at detecting the technique.
After the first drink Ino started an interesting conversation.
"Hey, blondie?"
"What, Ino?"
"Ever kiss another guy"
"You know as well as I do, Ino" Naruto mumbled, trying to force that memory away.
"I meant ever tried it and enjoyed it?" Ino asked.
Naruto spit out his drink "What?"
Sakura slapped herself in the face at this. She remembered Ino convincing her to practice kissing on each other. She also knew just what kind of books Ino hid under her bed. Even if the girl never confessed before. 'Must be the alcohol' she thought.
Sakura sipped at the bottle in front of her, she had disguised herself as a young man, only because Ino kept trying to convince her to play up the busty card. 'There are days I wonder if that girl is straight' Sakura thought.
'She won't get away with any of that around us, Sharano!' were the only thoughts her inner voice gave.
Things got hazy again but the next thing she remembered was 'Naruko' coming back to their table having just kissed a man. Ino of course was pouting that it hadn't been his male form.
"Okay, you two got me to do that" the girl spat. "Now one of you has to go hit on a girl who I choose"
Sakura looked at Ino who quickly surprised her by saying "Not it".
Sakura sighed, and decided to do like Naruto, using the male form she had been using to kiss the girl he picked out.
In Konoha the drinking age was 16 for ninja, she supposed it was the same in Suna as she remembered what happened next.
She remembered Naruto telling her to kiss Temari, although she guessed she was too drunk to notice who she was kissing. Things went downhill after that with Temari turning out to be a major flirt who came back to their table already somewhat drunk. Unfortunately she realized Ino had left her without an escape route by leaving.
The haze filled her mind again, random memories of Temari coming with her and the still transformed Naruto back to his place. She remembered clearly him giving her the hand signs for his modified 'Sexy Jutsu' then…
Sakura was white as a sheet. She had lost her virginity while pretending to be male. Add to that that she had apparently had a one night stand with a girl whose brother already had tried to kill her and it should be no surprise she went out like a light, now unconscious.
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Kakashi blinked as he slipped into Naruto's kitchen window. He could see Sakura passed out, lying on the floor wearing one of Naruto's shirts and was now smirking. He had to give the kid credit, although judging by how much Sake those two drank she was going to kill him when she got over the shock of what he had done to her.
Kakashi walked towards the bedroom and his eyes widened when he saw two long haired blondes in his students bed. He knew Naruto's hair was short and he raised his headband, seeing no Genjutsu on the two, convincing him the two weren't transformed Shadow Clones.
"So the kid had three girls in his bed in one night. And here I thought Jiraiya wasn't able to convert him to our ways."
Kakashi chuckled… then paled when the second blonde who had had her back to him sat up, stretched and turned a cute face with whiskered cheeks towards him. Asking in a very sleepy voice.
"Kaka-sensei?" She yawned somewhat cutely "What are you doing here" Kakashi's eyes widened and he began laughing.
Naruto blinked, then his eyes got angry and just as he was about to ask what was so funny he looked down, seeing Temari and more importantly he had a somewhat large pair of breasts.
"WHAT!!!! KAI!!!! KAI!!!! KAI!!!!"
At the last shouts Kakashi stopped laughing, stared at the kid then began laughing again, Only to be hit in the face by a closed fan sent flying at him by the still half asleep wind mistress. "Five more minutes Kankuro …" she blinked and looked around the room. Quickly after she clutched her head tightly "Oi… What did I do last night?"
She looked over towards the blonde next to her, turned around staring at the knocked out guy on the floor, and then stared at the other person lying on the floor.
Temari was a smart girl. She had made chunin after they returned to the village. Apparently the fact that she had held the Uchiha off during the exam was enough to warrant the promotion considering her 'loss' to the shadow user. She blinked and began to think, taking in the pink haired girl, Kakashi's age and Jonin vest and then the whisker marks on the girl's cheeks and the fact that she kept acting like she was trying to release a technique.
She wasn't too happy at the moment; she was glaring at the 'girl' next to her before asking. "You have thirty seconds, after that I kick your ass, and find your manhood so I can cut it off"
Naruto blinked, and went pale shaking his head. After all the commotion Sakura came back around and started to fill in the gap's in Naruto and Temari's memories. Overall they were all somewhat ticked, and Temari and Sakura decided to take their anger out by kicking Kakashi while he was down. The only problem was he had apparently left, substituting himself with a log that had a doodle of Kakashi and "HAHAHA" carved in the bark.
Sakura and Temari then turned back at Naruto both cracking their knuckles and beating 'him' over the head a few times. Sakura reluctantly healed the bruises and actually listened to his complaining on not being able to release the technique.
"I guess we may as well take you to Lady Tsunade. I doubt Kakashi will stop laughing long enough to hear us out and Iruka's teaching class and doesn't need the distraction" she said, muttering.
"But Sakura-chaaan…" Naruto whined in the shy voice his sexy Jutsu used most of the time. He was looking towards a wall opposite of the two Kunoichi knowing what both would do if he peeked.
Sakura adjusted her dress some, as Temari was putting a clean change of clothing on. "No buts, you're coming with me and that's that, it'll serve you right for… Well we're never going to speak of this again." Sakura was keeping her anger in check, but only because she couldn't find herself wanting to hit Naruto in that form. Something about how cute she was and the fact the first hit didn't dispel the technique made her feel she had to give him some kind of break.
"I may as well leave with you two; I have a message from the council in Suna. It requires I tell her in person" Temari added.
"But Sakura-chan… Temari" Naruto tried to tell them both again
"We're leaving" Sakura looked at Naruto then blinked when she saw why the girl was complaining. She blinked then laughed when she saw the girl couldn't get the pants on the jumpsuit to stay up and the fact that she was too busty to close the jacket.
"It's not funny!" Naruto muttered before tripping as the pants fell down again.
Temari sighed, glared at the girl then finally took some pity. "I have a change of clothing that would probably fit; you look to be my size" in more ways than one Temari thought but kept it to herself. She supposed after a moment the girl might have been drunk to the point where she just mimicked her own unbound proportions.
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After a while the trio left travelling down the street towards the Hokage tower. Naruto had his headband around his neck like Temari, at the girl's insistence, and both had their hair down. Both were wearing the same outfit due to Temari only having changes for her Mission clothing.
Sakura dragged Naruto past the Chunin guards at the tower, not wanting to explain any of this. Although once they arrived outside the Hokage's office Shizune stopped them.
"Sakura, Lady Tsunade is in a meeting with the Elders, you'll have to come back at another time"
"But Shizune it's a bit of an emergency"
Shizune blinked and looked at the girl next to Sakura. "I'm sorry miss… I don't believe we've met" she said, scanning over the features, at first assuming Sakura had brought a spy in."
"Err, nope, we haven't met, nope" Naruto said, quickly sitting down and covering the whisker marks on her cheeks.
Sakura glared at Naruto for a moment. While Shizune blinked, recognition soon was showing on her face. "So that's Naruto's Sexy Jutsu huh? I was almost fooled" she said and bopped Naruto on the head, only to see the technique not dispel.
Shizune sighed "Is that why you came here?"
Sakura nodded
Shizune sighed again. "Honestly Naruto you're always finding trouble in one way or another"
Shizune formed the hand signs for a basic diagnostic jutsu then her hands began to glow before that glow extended into Naruto somewhat. Shizune blinked as she felt the Chakara flow in her arms. It was strange but the Genjutsu behind the technique shouldn't be fooling her diagnostic jutsu.
As she moved her hands towards Naruto's chest her eyes widened and she poked the girl a few times, making Naruto blush.
Her mind began racing and she did the only thing she thought would be smart. "Everything's going to be fine Naruto, just wait here a moment while I mention something to Tsunade"
She nodded, shyly. The blush not going away and sat, moving closer to Sakura, who was somewhat unsettled at how clingy the blonde had been since arriving at the tower.
There were a few noises from inside before the two Elders left the Hokage's office, Koharu glancing at the blonde Kunochi she hadn't seen before with disinterest, but eyes old enough to know to remember any new face. She felt unsettled but left without thinking too much. Her mind already wondering how she could take advantage of Tsunade cutting their meeting short.
After the Elder's left Shizune motioned for them to enter while she closed the doors behind them.
"So Brat, Shizune tells me you botched an advanced version of the Transformation Technique"
Naruto Blinked "Eh?"
Tsunade just sighed pointed at her desk, which clearly had quickly had been cleared off. After Naruto laid down she began the diagnostic jutsu. Checking over Naruto for hints at how the technique backfired. Only to be in for a few bits of shocking information. She ran her hands down to Naruto's belly and her eyes widened before she fell back into her chair.
"Well congratulations brat, looks like you get to go through the worst fate possible for a Kunochi's career"
Sakura's eyes widened before Tsunade dropped the bomb
"You're pregnant".
AN: So this is my first attempt at posting a fanfic here. I'm writing this after seeing Kaiya Uzumaki's challanges (/u/1262604). I admit I'm a bit of a beginner and my writing's somewhat dull, but anyone who has any advice please give it
As for where this story goes I don't know really yet, I'll be following Kayia's basic guidelines but after that who knows.