Summary: Once upon a time, there lived a boy, and a girl.
Disclaimer: I don't think House would ever let anyone own him.
Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time.
There lived a boy.
And a girl.
Boy and girl meet, shake hands, exchange 'Hello's.
Boy asks girl out. Girl says no.
Boy and girl sleep together. Girl thinks it's a mistake. Boy thinks it didn't suck.
Girl wants sex. Boy is happy to oblige.
Boy falls in love. Girl doesn't like it. Girl doesn't want sex anymore.
Boy tells girl she likes him. Girl denies it. Boy sends girl flowers.
Boy tells girl he likes her. Girl says she knows.
Boy tells girl that it's Tuesday. Girl gets annoyed.
Boy gets fired. Girl gets annoyed. Girl tells boy that it's Tuesday. Boy corrects her. Boy and girl kiss.
Girl doesn't like it when boy comes to her house. Boy feels hurt. Girl clears out a drawer.
Boy wants to go on vacation. Girl does not. Girl wont tell boy why. Boy breaks up with girl. Girl confesses. Boy gets down on one knee. Girl says yes.
Boy and girl stupidly let former boss plan party. Boy gets kidnapped. Girl knows. Boy gets drunk. Boy has fun. Boy goes in to anaphylactic shock.
Girl kept her husband's sperm. Girl says she has doubts. Boy says he'll wait.
Boy is sad. Girl doesn't know what to do. Girl wants to marry boy. Boy likes this idea. Girl starts to cry. Boy and girl hug. Boy watches girl walk down the aisle. Girl looks beautiful. Boy and girl say 'I do'. Boy and girl exchange rings. Boy and girl kiss. Boy and girl walk up the aisle hand in hand.
Boy and girl are in love.
Boy and girl live happily ever after.