Disclaimer:With permission from Camilla Sandman. I do not own any of the
YYH characters.
A/N:HIII! I noticed there wasn't one of these yet, so I took it upon myself to do so.
Tulio:But you actually stole the idea from other fics!
Die. Anywah, here's my ficcie! (blah)=thoughts blah=telepathic message
CRASH! A various assortment of candy,oatmeal, and fruit fell from the shelf Meggi was standing on.
"Damn...."
Her father came running into the kitchen. "What in the name of cornbread is going on??? Meggan Renee Dallas!" Grinning sheepishly, she crawled off the counter.
"Why in the hell were you trying to get cookies at-" He checked the clock. "Three in the morning?"
Meggi looked at him reproachfully.
"It's only two fifteen, and I couldn't sleep, so I tried to work on my stories, and I needed brain food, and they're not cookies, they're Fig Newtons!!"
Her father just sighed and waved her away.
"Go to bed."
She did so, skipping down the hall towards her room. After kissing her Hiei desktop goodnight, she scrambled into bed and tried to sleep. It didn't work. Tossing and turning, Meggi wondered why she couldn't sleep. Maybe it was because there were three men in blue spandex standing over her.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Spandex people!!!"
The first man stepped forward.
"I am Agent Y. This is Agent Y and Agent H."
Meggi curled up in her covers. "Yea, YYH. Hillarious. Now who the fuck are you, and why in the name of cornbread are you in my room?" The second man spoke up.
"We have noticed that who have started, then discontinued, several of your YYH stories. You must get a diploma to continue writing."
"Diploma? I'm 14! What college is gonna accept me?" The third man held up a form.
"The Official Fanfiction University of Yu Yu Hakusho. You must take, and pass, 4 years of school before you can continue writing YYH stories. Fill this out as truthfully as you can after we leave, or your dorm will be outside, on the lawn." They left the forms with Meggi and flew out the window.
"Okay. This is unbearably cool. Let's get this filled out, shall we?" She started on the first question. That makes sense, because if she started on any other question, she would have had to go back and answer the other questions, but that would be a waste of time.
"Name. Meggi Renee Dallas, call me Meggan and die a slow and painful death. Age. 14. Sex. Female. Race. Lesse here, human, youko, koorime, diety, unimaginably strong creature that can take over all three worlds and their inhabitants, other."
As tempting as it was to check unimaginably strong creature that can take over all three worlds and their inhabitants, she didn't. But being a plain human wasn't too appealing either. So she checked youko. "Hair, BLUE!!" Really, it was brown, but who cares? "Eyes, green. Power if not human....hm.....ice!" She quickly went through the rest of the forms. At the bottom of the last page, it said, Pack clothing and essentials. So she got her toiletries, a few shirts, and her hoodies. (Hafta have the hoodies!) As soon as she had, a light green cloud floated outside her window.
"Wazzat?"
The cloud sniffed. Well, made a sniffing sound. "My name is Taito, I will be your ride to the university. Hop on!" Uncertain, Meggi started to, but then paused.
"Waittasec!" She ran around her room, grabbing Hiei and Kurama posters. Snatching the forms off her bed, she jumped on the cloud. They started to fly off.
"Um, Taito?
"Yes?"
"Why, excatly didn't I fall through you when I jumped on?"
"Hey,it's your fic!"
"Ooookay, next question. Not that this isn't the most incredibly schway thing that's ever happened to me, but where are we headed?"
"The Makai."
"WHAT???????" Meggi nearly fell off the cloud.
"The Makai. That's where the OFUY is."
"Oh fu e?"
"O-F-U-Y. Official Fanfiction University of YYH."
"Ah."
They rode in silence for awhile, until Taito yelled, "HANG ON!" At that point, they were whipped around in every direction, going at an incredibly high speed, colors were blurring, sound was absent, flashing lights,etc.
They collasped on the other side, hitting the ground.
"What.....in the....name......of.....Enma.......was.....that?" Meggi gasped.
"A dimensional shift," explained Taito. "Climb back on. We've got a little ways to go."
Meggi gasped and scrambled onto the pastel cloud. "Look in the pouch," said Taito. "You should find a black glove."
"Yea. Now what?"
"Put it on, dumbass!"
Flaring slightly at the insult Meggi donned the glove.
"Okay. One more question, then I'll shut up. Won't my parent's notice if I'm gone for 4 years?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because when you went through that dimensional shift, everyone you know's mind was wiped of any memory of you."
"Ah. Okay, scratch that, I do have another question. What's with the glove?"
"It'll help you control your powers."
"Okay." Grinning evily, she began her favorite road game.
"Are we there yet?"
"Does it look like we're there yet?"
"Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"We're there!" Cursing Meggi under his breath, Taito landed in front of a large building.
"Buh bye, Taikun!" She jumped off the cloud and ran to the large group. A myriad of color zoomed away, and Meggi relized that they were the other student's clouds.
"Attention! Attention, please!" A large woman holding a clipboard tried to get the students attention. "Now. Boys this way, girls this way. Unknowns straight up the middle. Your names are on you dorm doors. Put your things in your room, then come back down here. You will go to assembly, then to bed."
She disappeared. Literally. Into thin air.
The students filed off to their respective staircases, and Meggi watched a "girl" with a dic hanging out of her micro-mini walk towards the center. (Mental images for the rest of my life!) She ran up the stairs to a long row of doors. She walked by, carefully checking each one. "Jasmine Collier, Dana Taran, Kiana Burroughs, Ah! Meggi Dallas and Michelle Austin. Huh." Meggi pushed the door open was faced with a giant Hiei. It was a cardboard cut out, but Hiei's voice was coming out.
"If you are not Michelle or Meggi, you will leave immediatley. Otherwise I will find you and chop you to tiny squares and flush you down the toilet." Laughing, she pushed it aside and found two pallets on the floor. Choosing the one without stuff on it (Duh!), she laid her bag down and ran back downstairs.
A/N2:This is possibly the longest chapter I've ever written. Of anything.
Tulio:I did all the wrk!
Learn to spell, dork. Anywah! I need reviews. If you like this story and want it to continue, review! This chapter maybe sucked, but it can only get better!
Tulio:Actually.....no.
**kills Tulio** That takes care of that! Please please please review! I like reviews! 5 reviews and I will continue!!
A/N:HIII! I noticed there wasn't one of these yet, so I took it upon myself to do so.
Tulio:But you actually stole the idea from other fics!
Die. Anywah, here's my ficcie! (blah)=thoughts blah=telepathic message
CRASH! A various assortment of candy,oatmeal, and fruit fell from the shelf Meggi was standing on.
"Damn...."
Her father came running into the kitchen. "What in the name of cornbread is going on??? Meggan Renee Dallas!" Grinning sheepishly, she crawled off the counter.
"Why in the hell were you trying to get cookies at-" He checked the clock. "Three in the morning?"
Meggi looked at him reproachfully.
"It's only two fifteen, and I couldn't sleep, so I tried to work on my stories, and I needed brain food, and they're not cookies, they're Fig Newtons!!"
Her father just sighed and waved her away.
"Go to bed."
She did so, skipping down the hall towards her room. After kissing her Hiei desktop goodnight, she scrambled into bed and tried to sleep. It didn't work. Tossing and turning, Meggi wondered why she couldn't sleep. Maybe it was because there were three men in blue spandex standing over her.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Spandex people!!!"
The first man stepped forward.
"I am Agent Y. This is Agent Y and Agent H."
Meggi curled up in her covers. "Yea, YYH. Hillarious. Now who the fuck are you, and why in the name of cornbread are you in my room?" The second man spoke up.
"We have noticed that who have started, then discontinued, several of your YYH stories. You must get a diploma to continue writing."
"Diploma? I'm 14! What college is gonna accept me?" The third man held up a form.
"The Official Fanfiction University of Yu Yu Hakusho. You must take, and pass, 4 years of school before you can continue writing YYH stories. Fill this out as truthfully as you can after we leave, or your dorm will be outside, on the lawn." They left the forms with Meggi and flew out the window.
"Okay. This is unbearably cool. Let's get this filled out, shall we?" She started on the first question. That makes sense, because if she started on any other question, she would have had to go back and answer the other questions, but that would be a waste of time.
"Name. Meggi Renee Dallas, call me Meggan and die a slow and painful death. Age. 14. Sex. Female. Race. Lesse here, human, youko, koorime, diety, unimaginably strong creature that can take over all three worlds and their inhabitants, other."
As tempting as it was to check unimaginably strong creature that can take over all three worlds and their inhabitants, she didn't. But being a plain human wasn't too appealing either. So she checked youko. "Hair, BLUE!!" Really, it was brown, but who cares? "Eyes, green. Power if not human....hm.....ice!" She quickly went through the rest of the forms. At the bottom of the last page, it said, Pack clothing and essentials. So she got her toiletries, a few shirts, and her hoodies. (Hafta have the hoodies!) As soon as she had, a light green cloud floated outside her window.
"Wazzat?"
The cloud sniffed. Well, made a sniffing sound. "My name is Taito, I will be your ride to the university. Hop on!" Uncertain, Meggi started to, but then paused.
"Waittasec!" She ran around her room, grabbing Hiei and Kurama posters. Snatching the forms off her bed, she jumped on the cloud. They started to fly off.
"Um, Taito?
"Yes?"
"Why, excatly didn't I fall through you when I jumped on?"
"Hey,it's your fic!"
"Ooookay, next question. Not that this isn't the most incredibly schway thing that's ever happened to me, but where are we headed?"
"The Makai."
"WHAT???????" Meggi nearly fell off the cloud.
"The Makai. That's where the OFUY is."
"Oh fu e?"
"O-F-U-Y. Official Fanfiction University of YYH."
"Ah."
They rode in silence for awhile, until Taito yelled, "HANG ON!" At that point, they were whipped around in every direction, going at an incredibly high speed, colors were blurring, sound was absent, flashing lights,etc.
They collasped on the other side, hitting the ground.
"What.....in the....name......of.....Enma.......was.....that?" Meggi gasped.
"A dimensional shift," explained Taito. "Climb back on. We've got a little ways to go."
Meggi gasped and scrambled onto the pastel cloud. "Look in the pouch," said Taito. "You should find a black glove."
"Yea. Now what?"
"Put it on, dumbass!"
Flaring slightly at the insult Meggi donned the glove.
"Okay. One more question, then I'll shut up. Won't my parent's notice if I'm gone for 4 years?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because when you went through that dimensional shift, everyone you know's mind was wiped of any memory of you."
"Ah. Okay, scratch that, I do have another question. What's with the glove?"
"It'll help you control your powers."
"Okay." Grinning evily, she began her favorite road game.
"Are we there yet?"
"Does it look like we're there yet?"
"Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Taito?"
"We're there!" Cursing Meggi under his breath, Taito landed in front of a large building.
"Buh bye, Taikun!" She jumped off the cloud and ran to the large group. A myriad of color zoomed away, and Meggi relized that they were the other student's clouds.
"Attention! Attention, please!" A large woman holding a clipboard tried to get the students attention. "Now. Boys this way, girls this way. Unknowns straight up the middle. Your names are on you dorm doors. Put your things in your room, then come back down here. You will go to assembly, then to bed."
She disappeared. Literally. Into thin air.
The students filed off to their respective staircases, and Meggi watched a "girl" with a dic hanging out of her micro-mini walk towards the center. (Mental images for the rest of my life!) She ran up the stairs to a long row of doors. She walked by, carefully checking each one. "Jasmine Collier, Dana Taran, Kiana Burroughs, Ah! Meggi Dallas and Michelle Austin. Huh." Meggi pushed the door open was faced with a giant Hiei. It was a cardboard cut out, but Hiei's voice was coming out.
"If you are not Michelle or Meggi, you will leave immediatley. Otherwise I will find you and chop you to tiny squares and flush you down the toilet." Laughing, she pushed it aside and found two pallets on the floor. Choosing the one without stuff on it (Duh!), she laid her bag down and ran back downstairs.
A/N2:This is possibly the longest chapter I've ever written. Of anything.
Tulio:I did all the wrk!
Learn to spell, dork. Anywah! I need reviews. If you like this story and want it to continue, review! This chapter maybe sucked, but it can only get better!
Tulio:Actually.....no.
**kills Tulio** That takes care of that! Please please please review! I like reviews! 5 reviews and I will continue!!