Just a short little side-intermission story to keep you entertained.
May make more chapters, depending on if I feel like it.
Deidara and Envy chaos!
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST! OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
I do own a nifty new Rock Lee action figure!
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While utter chaos was going on with other people, and while Fullmidget Alchemist was writing the next big chapter of 'All in the Name of Randomness', Envy and Deidara were busy being the bored little genderless people that they are.
"I'm not genderless, un."
"Neither am I." Envy said in his girly voice.
"What exactly are you, un?" Dei-Dei asked the palm tree.
"I'm a guy! They said so"
"Really? I never woulda guessed, what with the skort and all, un." Deidara laughed.
"Anyways" said a mysterious voice "Lets get on with the story."
"SHUT-UP! AND WHATS WITH THE WHOLE 'MYSTERIOUS VOICE' THING! WHO ARE YOU!"
The mysterious voice stepped out to reveal he was actually...
Shino's dad!
Yay! So Shino's daddy is the 'mysterious voice' for this story!
"Anyways...like I said, get on with the story or I'll beat you with a spork."
So a few minutes later, Deidara was talking with Envy about..hair!
"Yeah, so..Deidara, how DO you get your hair like that? So silky smooth and fluffy..." Envy whined. "Mine's just SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES"
"Well, I like to use the salon-quality shampoo and stuff, so I borrow Itachi's, un. He gets discounts because he buys so much of the stuff!"
"Do you think you could fix my hair to make me more...uh...un-spike-ified?" Envy asked.
"Sure, this will be easy." Deidara took his hairband out, causing his long blonde hair to spread across his shoulders and back. OMFG DEIDARA IS SO HOT WITH HIS HAIR DOWN. "Ok..now we need another hair-doohickey." so one poofed out of mid-air! Actually, Shino's dad threw it at Deidara.
"Ok! Now for the fun part, un!" Deidara began messing with Envy's hair.
Messy messy messy messy messy ROCK LEE messy messy messy messy...
A few minutes later, Deidara's 'masterpiece' was finished.
"Ok! Now..." he picked up a mirror, glancing in it briefly. "Damn, I look GOOD." he thought. "Ok, so what do you think?"
Envy stared at his reflection in the mirror. In it, he had two spikey pigtails on the sides of his head. "I...look..." she started shaking with either anger or glee. It actually turned out to be the latter. "I LOOK ADORABLE!" He hugged Deidara "THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!" Deidara hugged him back. "Yeah! Now we're two hot amigos!"
I'll just leave you with the image of Deidara and Envy hugging.
FIN
So, whattya think? Should I write another chapter? REVIEW PLEASE!
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