AN: It is short. It is terrible. I warned you.

My name is Wesley Masen and yes- that is not my real name. I'm just in disguise because some lunatic thought I'd be a great undercover agent. My real name is Edward Cullen, astronomer and undercover agent. Okay, okay, so I work at a vitamin store. But that's only because people can't know I'm a spy; and while I went to college to be an astronomer the government won't let me be one. But hey- vitamins are vital to life. You're probably wondering why I'm an agent. As I said before, a lunatic thought I'd be a great agent because my father, Edward Cullen Sr., was such a great agent that no one could ever recognize. Since people always stereotype sons and fathers (you know the saying "Like father, like son") they automatically thought I'd be great too – not that I'm not. But it's not like I'm bragging.

You're also probably wondering how many Vitamin World employees are undercover agents. Well, I'd like to say there's a surplus of us, but I'm the only one. On the contrary most of us do work at loser jobs like thermos tester, garbage truck driver, and janitor at the mall. On the surface we're just normal people, on the inside- well; we're just normal people with killer jobs. Literally. So I bet you're wondering what I do when I'm not at either of my jobs. Okay…

"So it's called a lunar (moon) eclipse." I tell Jessica, the twelve year old daughter of Cassidy, my neighbor.

"I just love Astrology Wes!" she exclaims.

Yeah, astronomy is what she loves. I don't even correct her any more when she calls it by its wrong name.

I wanted to tell her to get out.

But instead I smiled and said, "Thanks Jessica. So get the thermostat, tetrameter and telescope and I'll show you how to find asteroids.

This is how I spend my 4th of July, teaching a preteen, that's out of control, annoying, and loud.

"Kay"

As she scurried to get my items I flinched as a burst of dynamite went off, sending an explosion of green and blue into the night sky. As soon as I recovered from it I hurried off to hide from Jessica. It's no use though, she ALWAYS finds me. ALWAYS.

I told you you didn't want to know. Yep, so my life at Vitamin World isn't really different from my life at home. Sometimes it's different though, like when I teach her about Chinese dynasties, instead of stars.

Okay, so I might not have the most glamorous life, and I wish I was happy. But I'm not because my partner Bella aka Sarah doesn't like me. She likes Jacob, her neighbor. I hope that one day she'll see the light. She'll come running to me, tell me that I'm the one that she wants. We'll hold hands and cry and talk the night away.

But for now I'll just have to settle for staring at her all day at Newton's Camping supplies, the store across from mine. That's where she works.

*Buzz* *Buzz*

I look down at my phone. It's Bella! Excited, I answer it,

"Edward? We have another mission…"

So she doesn't want to confess her love? Oh, well there's always tomorrow.

"I'm coming"

Gotta go. Bells a-calling!

AN/ Yes I know. It sucks. It was origanlly a Stem story so it uses sophisticated words. Also I had different characters, so I rewrote it for Twilight. I felt like I should publish something since Ive been a member for over a year. You can critizite me, just tell me what I can do better....