Cloud: This is our first fanfic...just so you know...
Kairi: R&R please...
Disclaimer: If you think we own it, you need the 9th floor of Bellview more than we do, and that's just sad...
Chapter 1: Getting Ready
It was an early summer morning in the ninja village of Konohagakure. Villagers were sound asleep in their beds, with sweet dreams dancing around in their heads. Dew was beginning to accumulate on the deep green carpet of grass. The sky was starting to brighten as the sun moved to make its first appearance of the day. Oh yeah, and a bright-eyed Uzumaki and a very disgruntled Inuzuka were hauling a keg of beer down an alley towards the forest.
"I'm telling you, Naruto, we are never going to pull this off," Kiba grumbled as he wiped some sweat from his brow with the back of his tanned hand.
"Shut up, Kiba!" Naruto exclaimed as he grinned idiotically. "I've given this a lot of thought and---"
"YOU?" Kiba interrupted loudly, "YOU'VE given this a lot of THOUGHT? Since when do you THINK?"
"Ha ha, that's very funny. Especially coming from you, Kiba." Naruto said sarcastically.
"Seriously, Naruto...I didn't think that you were capable of it."
Naruto scowled at Kiba. "Whatever, Kiba. I can see that you won't believe me, so I will just cut to the chase and explain. The chunin exams are currently taking place as we speak. The third portion of the exam is scheduled to begin tomorrow. Lord Hokage, along with some jonin and a couple chunin, are already at the exams. And almost every ninja in the village is departing for the Village Hidden in the Sand tomorrow to watch. Since we are already chunin, our attendance at the exams is not required. So everyone invited to our little 'party' will stay here. Tomorrow night, we will come to the cave we have been hiding the party supplies in, and we will drag it all out and get ready. We will have our party, and have it all cleaned up before everyone gets back, which will be about four or five days from tomorrow. It leaves us plenty of time to party, sober up, and then clean up any messes we might make. Nobody will even know that there was a party, except for the people invited, of course."
Kiba stared at Naruto, his mouth hanging slightly open in shock. It was about 32 seconds before he could even respond; he was that amazed and disturbed.
"Wow, Naruto...that's a really good plan..." Kiba admitted, "I don't think that even Shikamaru could have planned it better."
Naruto shuffled his feet and looked at the ground, clearly embarrassed.
"Well..." Naruto began tentatively, "You see...Shikamaru did help plan it out...a lot---"
"AH HA!" Kiba grinned triumphantly. "I KNEW you weren't capable of creating a decent thought process!"
Naruto looked as if he longed to punch Kiba in the face. "Shut up, Kiba, and keep pushing. We are almost there."
After a couple more minutes of pushing, Kiba and Naruto arrived at their destination; a small cave not very deep in the forest. Kiba and Naruto finished pushing the keg into the cave and then collapsed. Kiba looked around the cave, his dark eyes scanning its contents.
"Do you think we have enough?" Kiba asked mockingly.
"If not, I think I know where we can get some more..." Naruto said with a sly smile, his cerulean eyes flashing mischievously.
And so, Kiba and Naruto left the cave, packed with 15 kegs of beer, 30 cases of wine coolers, and so much rum that Captain Jack Sparrow himself would have been swooning.
Cloud: One chapeter down!
Kairi: pats Cloud on the back Good for you, Cloud.
Cloud: grins triumphantly I wrote that chappie all by myself!
Kairi: So if you readers dont like it, it's all Cloud's fault.
Cloud: What? NOOOOOOOO!
Kairi: R&R and we will 3 you forever.