Rosalie: *Death Glare*
Alice: Ohh Stop Being So Dramatic Rosalie: *Death Glare Intensified*
Alice: Im Gonna Go Find Jasper Now Rosalie: *Stares After Her*
*A Crack In The Wall And A While Later Alice Comes Back*
Rosalie: *Still Stares At Alice*
Alice: Damnit Woman Stop!
Rosalie: Why?
Alice: Cos.. I ll Give You A Mirror If You Do
Rosalie: SERIOUSLY =O
Alice Yahh :
Rosalie: Hand It Over Pixie Bitch
Alice:*Runs Off and Finds A Little Mirror*
Rosalie: Awhhh Its Soooo Cute Whos A Lil Cutie Wutie..Yes You Are..Yes You Are
Alice: *Awkward Cough* O k?
Rosalie: Jeez What Happened, Your Hair Looks Like You Got Electrocuted
Alice: Whhhaaaat?
Rosalie: Seriously ..Look *Holds Up Mirror*
Alice: It Looks Perfectly Fine To Me
Rosalie: Its Suppose To Look Like That?
Alice: Yesssssss
Rosalie: Riiiight
*Emmett & Edward Burst Through The Door Singing & Dancing To Hot stuff*
Edward: Lookin' For Some Hot Stuff Baby This Evenin'
Emmett: I Need Some Hot Stuff Baby Tonight
Edward: I Want Some Hot Stuff Baby This Evenin
Emmett: Gotta Have Some Hot Stuff
Edward: Gotta Have Some Lovin Tonight
Emmett: I Need Some Hot Stuff
Edward: I Want Some Hot Stuff Both: We Need Some Hot Stuff Baby Toniiiiiight
Edward: Lets Go Find Jasper I Feel A Britney Spears Song Coming On Emmett: Hellz Yeah
Rosalie & Alice: No Comment
*After A Few Minutes Of Shock, And Another Few Hours Of Laughing, Rosalie Notices A Crack In Her Mirror Que The Scary Music *Scary Music Plays*
Alice: Rosalie ROSALIE.. Look At Me Damnit *Slaps Her Across the Face*
Rosalie: ..
Alice: No No I did Not It Was Perfect When I Gave It Ba-
Rosalie: .MY.F******.MIRROR.
Alice: No I Didn t..I Ga-
Rosalie: YOU BROKE MY MIRROR.
Alice: How Did I Brea-
Rosalie: YOU SEE WHAT YOUR UGLY HAIR DOES TO MY MIRROR.
Alice: My Hair Is Not Ugly Its Simp-
Rosalie: *Throws Couch At Alice, But Misses*
Alice: Physic Powers *Taps Temple*
Rosalie: Ill Show You Physic Powers
*Rosalie Lunges At Alice But Misses & Goes Flying Through The Wall *
Alice: Bahahahahaha..You Missed
Rosalie: Well Ms Pineapple Head..We ll See About That .
Alice: Ms Pineapple Head?..WTF?
Rosalie: Fiine..MRS. Pineapple Head
Alice: Good
*Rosalie Goes to Lunge For Alice, when Suddenly The Door Burst Open And Edward, Emmett & Jasper Come Out Wearing Britney Spears Outfits?*
Alice:What The Rosalie: Fudge Alice: Jasper What Are You WEARING?
*Jasper Wore A Red, Skin Tight, Leather Jumpsuit, & Had A Long Blonde Wig On*
Rosalie: Emmett ?
*Emmett Wore A Mini Skirt & A White Shirt Both 100 Times To Small & Barely Covering His Erm Bits*
Alice & Rosalie: Edward?
*Edward Wore A Blue Air Hostess Uniform.. Showing Half His Nut Sack Lovely*
Jasper, Edward & Emmett: You Want A Piece Of Me