Title: Miss
Independent
Rating: K+
Warnings: Shounen-ai, Luffy singing
a Kelly Clarkson song
Pairings: My usual Zoro x
Luffy
Song: "Miss Independent" by Kelly
Clarkson
Disclaimer: You know the drill. Not mine. Belongs
to Oda. Kelly Clarkson and her songs do not belong to me,
either, and I very highly doubt they ever will.
Miss Independent
Luffy has been listening to the radio.
"Miss
Independent! Miss Self-sufficient! Miss Keep-yo-distance. . .
."
Zoro cracked an eyelid at the high-pitched voice. What was going on and why couldn't it wait until after he was done napping?
"Miss Got-it-hard! Miss Play-it-smart! Miss If-you-wanna-use-that-line-you-better-not-start! Ooh oh ooh oh!"
Zoro's eyes widened as Luffy danced into the room, belting out a song at the top of his lungs. "Miss On-her-own! Miss On-her-phone! Miss Never-let-a-man-help-her-off-her-throne!"
"Luffy, what the-?"
"Oh, hi, Zoro!" Luffy waltzed over and sat down at Zoro's side. "They played a new song on the radio. I like it, so I'm going to sing it a lot and make it my theme song."
"Why would you want to make that your theme song? It's about a woman, for one thing, and it's also about not needing a boyfriend."
"Oh. Then I guess I should choose a new theme song. Sorry."
"Whatever."
"I better go find a song about being Zoro's boyfriend. Bye!"
Zoro blinked. "What the-?" He watched as the younger boy ran off.
Zoro's boyfriend, huh? Whatever.
It was something he could easily learn to live with.