Wanna Fight, Dobe?
Warning: This fan fiction includes yaoi and mature content/words. If you do not like, then do not read. Thanks.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters. -dramatic sighs- --
Summary: What if Naruto and Sasuke had been dating throughout the whole series, starting from the kiss? -Gah, bad at summaries- This fan fiction is basically what it would have been like if Sasuke and Naruto were dating between what we didn't see in the anime, if that makes sense. -sighs-
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"Naruto, I'm going to kill you...!" Uchiha Sasuke growled with disgust as he wiped his mouth angrily with the back of his hand. Naruto was still sitting on the desk, his head turned to the side, his tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth, as he tried to get all remnants of the kiss out of his mouth.
He could barely hear Sasuke, and turned his head, seeing a swarm of Sasuke fan girls. 'I sense danger...' He thought, looking at the swarm who cracked their knuckles, a murderous look on each of their faces as they looked at Naruto.
"Baka! How could you steal Sasuke's first kiss?!" Haruno Sakura said, her tone deathly. Naruto gulped and tried to escape but he was cornered by the fan girls who ended up beating him up.
"Class, sit. I am going to put you into your genin teams that you will be training and doing missions with. They are selected so that all groups have around the same amount of skill." Umino Iruka-sensei stated and Sakura took a seat next to Sasuke, Naruto right next to her.
He was beat up pretty bad, his head in his hands that lay on the desk. Iruka started to name off the teams. "Team 7, Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto.." Sakura sweat dropped, hitting her head against the table as Naruto jumped up in the air, feigning happiness.
To tell the truth, he hated the pink haired bitch. She always beat him up, called him stupid, and made fun of him, all the while drooling over the Uchiha kid. It annoyed Naruto beyond belief, but he pretended to like her, because so many people believed that he did.
He knew telling the truth would cause more attention his way, but it would be unwanted attention. More mobs to beat him up, more problems in school. Naruto liked Sakura at one point, but one could only survive a certain amount of abuse.
"...And Uchiha Sasuke." This was the time for Naruto to be disappointed as Sakura cheered on, turning to Ino and winking at her. "Ha! I got Sasuke on my team." She said, giving Ino a peace sign, getting an annoyed glare from the blond haired girl.
Sasuke sighed, looking at Naruto from the corner of his eye. Naruto was grumping. 'How could Iruka-sensei put me with my rival? I'm so much better than him!' Naruto thought, standing up.
"Iruka-sensei! How could you put me, a skilled ninja, with him!?" He asked, pointing to Sasuke. "His skills are far below mine!" Iruka glared. "Naruto, sit down. Uchiha Sasuke graduated with the top scores, while you, the lowest."
Naruto grumped as he sat back down, embarrassed by the laughing students. "You'll see...all of you.." He mumbled under his breath, near an inaudible level, before turning his head to Sasuke. "What did you call me?" He asked, enraged. He had missed the name in his grumping. "Dobe." Sasuke said, smoothly, his voice like silk. "Why I ought to..-" Naruto started before he was rudely cut off by Sasuke's "Quit pulling my leg, Dobe."
Naruto balled up his fist, threateningly, his eyes piercing, a low growl emitting from his mouth. "Wanna fight, Dobe?" Sasuke asked, finding quite a bit of amusement watching the Kyuubi-carrier blow up. "That's enough, you two." Iruka said, holding back some laughter, telling the teams where they would be meeting their new teachers, and then excusing them by team numbers.
"Uh...S-Sakura-chan..." Naruto started, looking at her, a fake blush rising to his cheeks. "Would you like to-" but he was cut off by a slap to the face and a loud, "No!" before she stormed off. Naruto sighed. "I didn't even get to finish speaking.." He mumbled, watching Sasuke walk by with a cocky smirk planted on his handsome face.
"What, Sasuke-teme?" Naruto hissed at him. "Oh, nothing, Dobe." Sasuke said, walking out of the classroom. "I'll show him...I'll make all the girls hate their beloved Sasuke..." Naruto said, a devious look making its way to his face.
-End of Chapter-
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A/N: This is my first Fanfiction. There will be Sasu/Naru in the chapters to come, I just have to get it started. XD. I hope you like it. Please, review if you did. Thanks.
-Alchemist of the Flame