A/n: Hello! I am back, but not with a Yu-Gi-Oh story this time! This time I've written one about my favorite book series, Harry Potter! ^_^ It's insanity, chocolate, and cheese its. This is also co-written by my sister, Chloe, who has helped me a lot when I get stuck (which happens A LOT) Ahem…-coughs- So, anyway, read, review, and sip tea. And enjoy the story!
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Delirium (Chapter One)
Hermione Granger was sitting in the Gryffindor common room while reading her new book that her friend, Harry Potter, had given her for her Non-birthday. Ron Weasley walked up to her while munching on Harry's firebolt.
"What cha readin'?" He asked in between bites.
"'So You Want to Become A Muggle' By Arthur Weasley" Hermione replied while reading the book upside down.
At that moment, Harry decided to come rolling down the stairs. He jumped up, dusted himself off, and struck a pose.
"BATDOG!!" He cried. "My firebolt senses are tingling!" He pointed an accused finger at Ron. "What is that in your mouth that Hermione sees?" He bellowed. Ron dropped the firebolt.
"Blue! Forty-two! HIKE!" Ron screeched.
"Go long!" Harry yelled in reply.
Ron began running backwards while looking forwards and flailing his arms crazily in the air. "I got it! I got it!" he screamed.
"Got what?" Hermione thought aloud.
"The flying Camel!" Ron screamed before tripping over the table that held his chess game and Hermione and sending them both flying. Ron and Hermione landed in a very interesting position.
"Eek!" Hermione squealed, as she just comprehended what had happened. "COOTIES!"
"Mmm…" Ron mumbled deep in thought. "If only I had some whipped cream right about now…"
"Ronald! Do you not forget the little chitty chat we had a couple of minutes ago?" Harry said.
"Cheese!" Ron screeched
"Now is not the time, dear. Now answer the question!"
"Ronald 'members dat, sir…" Ron said in an oddly Dobby-like voice.
"And tell me, Ronnie-kins, what did I say?"
"You said whipped cream is not good. You said you must use ketchup, animal crackers, marshmellow fluff, and peanut butter on a woman." Ron mimicked what Harry had said a few minutes ago.
"Very good!" Harry beamed. "Who's a good boy? WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!" Harry said in a cutesy voice that woman use on babies and dogs.
"Woof!" Ron answered.
"Go get the stick! Go on! GOOD BOY!" Harry screamed as he threw a stick and Ron chased after it.
"I can't take you anymore! I'm going to bed!" Hermione said then paused on the stairs to the Girls' dormitories. "Love you, Ronnie!" She squeaked then ran up the stairs to her room and crashed on the bed.
Ron stood up and shook his head at Harry. "I'll never understand Hermiones," he mumbled.
"Me neither, Ronnie, me neither…" Harry said.
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And thus ends chapter 1! Did ya like? Huh huh huh huh?! ^____^ -coughs again- Umm…yeah, I'm leaving now…-scurries off-