right i was watching the telly and this british sketch comedy show call (tittybangbang) was on (its my favorite show and im british too) so i decided use the girls from tenchi muyo as the cast of a some sketch(the vampire slayers)

i don't own Tenchi muyo or tittybangbang(i know!)

intro

while walking very wierd pass the supermarket

Once in every generation, a person is chosen and they alone must do battle with the dynasty of the vampires. They will be named the Vampire Slayers. (LOL!)

at washu's house

Washu puts her leg on a table

Washu:last night wesley snipes from blade trilogy

all do the cross sign

Washu:was in me dream

Ryoko gormless

Ryoko:never,u lucky bastard

Washu:i know!,you know what he said,
he said there will be loads of vampires in this part off okamaya today,
so ladie's looks like are time has come,so..

Picks up a neck protecter

Washu:here's u neck protecter!

throws it to Ayeka

picks up a cruifix

Washu:cross

passes it to Ayeka

Washu:and heres some shallots

throws and hits ayeka in the face with them

Washu walks up to a mirror

Washu:hey(picks up a mirror)and use this mirror to confuse bastard

Ayeka sniffs the shallots

Washu:Right!(puts up her hands with the peace sign)death to vampire's!!

Ryoko does the same

Ryoko:death to vampire's!!

Ryoko looks at ayeka

Ayeka:death to vampire's

Washu:come on lets do it!

The 3 walk threw a park and ryoko with the neck protecter on and ayeka with the mirror,washu spots something and stops the ofter two.

Washu:THERE'S ONE!RIGHT (Points at ayeka) you start with the mirror (points at ryoko) you put the shallots down his necks,
and ill finish it off with sword

Washu runs up to the old man in on the bench

Washu:VAMPIRE,VAMPIRE FOOKING VAMPIRE

Ryoko and Ayeka go next to the old man

Washu:(pointing at the mirror)look into the mirror vampire or al scare the living shit outta ya!

Ayeka while holding the mirror

Ayeka:Vampire,Vampire u cheeky bastard Vampire u violet you are

Ryoko throw's an animal jacket over his head and brings out a cross agaisn his face

Ryoko:look at cross soft lad!!

Washu:SEND IN THE SHALLOTS

Ryoko gets them out throws them on his lap

Ryoko:eat on,u neck pest and get back to u own planet

Oldman:ugh am phoning the police

Washu:no! we got to get out of here he's someone in bat army

they start to run away

Ryoko:OH! garys animal jacket,a can't leave it behind

Washu runs up to ryoko

Washu:leave it ryoko its not worth it!!

Ryoko:be hes his bastard!!

Washu:A SAID (gives Ryoko a full on slap)FORGET ABOUT IT!

Ryoko:FUCKING HELL!

Oldman:OI!!

there continue to run

Washu:DEATH TO VAMPIRE'S

Ryoko and Washu continue to run as fast a they can while Ayeka takes a breath and run's slowly

review

what do u think?