Here's a short, strange, oneshot in honor of Shinsetsu13's birthday. If you have a brain, you'll know that Full moon and it's character aren't mine. They're the property of the fabulous Arina Tanemura.
"Izuuuuuumi~"
Izumi cringed at the sound of his partner's voice. Jonathan might be a good laugh, but a fair amount of the time he was just downright irritating. But he had his uses. A normal partner probably would have complained about Izumi's 'habit' of spying on Negiramen. Or understand exactly what KP was. He turned to face the ghost.
"I saw you~" Jonathan sang. That was another thing Izumi found irritating about Jonathan. He never simply spoke, he always had to sing, chant, or giggle. As far as Izumi was concerned, Jonathan wasn't capable of talking like a normal person.
"So?" Answered Izumi. "You see me all the time. We work together, Jona. Or did you get memory lose somehow?"
"I saw you," Jonathan paused dramatically. "Kissing Cat-kun."
"Who the heck do you mean by 'Cat-kun', you ghost!" Izumi exclaimed loudly. Of course, he knew exactly who and what his partner meant, but he liked feign ignorance to such… awkward topics.
"Takuto, you Doggie~" Jonathan continued his singsong babble.
"And?" Izumi resigned himself to discuss his lip lock with that failure.
"You kissed the old woman AND the kitty-cat but not me~" Jonathan pouted. Izumi froze. If… if… that ghost thought he was going to get a kiss… how could he even think that? Kissing Jonathan would be just wrong. Of course, Izumi did have the kiss of death, but that was only for taking the souls of attractive girls. And boys.
Izumi smiled and kicked his partner into orbit.
"You never loved meeeeeee!" Jonathan cried melodramatically as he became airborne.
And Izumi couldn't resist. "Never." He stated with as much indifference as he could as Jonathan hit the ground.
That's all folks!