BPOV
It had been a pretty hectic weekend at the Cullen household. We were all getting ready
for the wedding, which was only a week away. The thought of getting married to Edward,
the perfect being, still sent shivers down my spine. It was at that moment in time that I realized something. I hadn't seen Edward, Jasper, or Emmett almost all weekend! I shivered at the thought of what mischief they could get themselves into.
I walked over to Alice, who was busy working on the hem of my wedding gown, and trying not to display any concern, asked, "Alice, do you know where the boys have gone?" She looked up at me, and replied, "I think they went hunting. Why?" It calmed me down when she said that. I had been worrying over nothing. "Oh, no reason. I just wanted to know where Edward was." She straightened up, and a hazed look came over her eyes. "Well, you don't have to worry about that for much longer. They'll walk through the doors in about 5 minutes." And, like always, she was right.
300 seconds later, the 3 missing vampires bounded through the door. Each had a stupid grin on their face, and Emmett was carrying a video camera and a laptop. I asked, quite stupidly, "What did you guys do this weekend? Emmett just said, quite boisterously, "Well, you're about to find out! To the living room!!!" And with that, he bounded into the living room, and put a DVD on. I just thought to myself, 'why would they tape whatever they did?' All was answered when the movie started. It showed Emmett, Edward, and Jasper standing in a field, holding paintball guns, and grinning. Emmett walked forward and said in a perfect imitation of Johnny Knoxville's voice, "Hi. I'm Emmett Cullen, and this is Jackass, Vampire style!" And as he ended that sentence, he turned around and shot Edward and Jasper with paintballs, who returned fire. I just stared at the screen, and started laughing hysterically when Emmett got shot so hard in his… male parts… that he fell backwards into a lake!
I remembered seeing Jackass when I was younger, and I wondered what mischief they'd get into during the couple of hours of filming that they'd done. The first stunt, obviously Emmett's choice, was Spring Grizzly Bear Wrestling. In this skit that Emmett was explaining onscreen, you had to go find a grizzly bear, still sleeping, and wake it up. After you had one the first step, you had to attack it, or provoke it to attack you. Then, you had to wrestle with it, and see who won!
Of course, Edward had to be up first. Likethat didn't make me nervous enough! He found a giant male grizzly, picked up a giant boulder, and threw it at the grizzly. That woke it up! It turned around, and focused its beady eyes on Edward, and lunged. It didn't get too far, though, because faster that I could see, Edward had gotten it in a headlock and was wrestling with it. The poor bear was no match for him, and soon was on the ground, exhausted. It looked dead. I don't think it was, because I saw it breathing. The camera went from the bear's nearly lifeless body to Edward's triumphant face, and it swiveled to see Emmett give Jasper $100. They had bet on the outcome?!?!?! Ooh, I was SO going to get them when I was a vampire! Emmett better watch his back!
Next, Edward thought of a challenge. He announced, "And now, we will perform a stunt called Werewolf wrestling. It is the same as Grizzly bear wrestling, except you have to find a werewolf instead. Emmett will be performing this for your viewing pleasure!" . I was surprised that Emmett was doing this challenge, but I wasn't so surprised when I saw Emmett's Werewolf choice. It looked like it was Jacob! Emmett started grinning, and I realized it was Jacob!! Emmett, I'm sure, was aware of it, and I'm sure he did it to get back at him for me. I still hadn't forgiven him for kissing me. He walked up to Jacob's sleeping form, and yelled in his ear, 'Bella's a vampire!!" Jacob shot out of is sleep, and jumped up. His eyes took in Emmett's laughing form, and he started growling. Emmett stopped laughing, motioned with his fingers, and said, "Bring it on, mutt!" Jacob charged at him and slammed into his rock-hard form. Edward and Jasper raced in, and started helping Emmett defeat Jacob. Jasper leapt onto his back, and started trying to pin him to the forest floor. Edward went for his legs, and tripped him up. Emmett grabbed a rope (I have NO idea where it came from) and started tying him up. I looked over at the guys. They were shaking in laughter, and I guess reliving this must be funny as Hell for them. It's not every day that you get to tackle and tie up a werewolf! It cut to the next skit, and I wondered what they did with Jacob. Oh well. No use dwelling on it.
Suddenly, the power went out. It was so sudden that I jumped, and landed on Emmett. He and Jasper started laughing like two loons. I, as always, started blushing, and Edward picked me up. He had a worried expression on his face when he asked, "Are you okay, Bella?" "I'm fine," I replied, and on a second thought said, "Well, I guess we'll have to finish this tomorrow!" Everyone, Esme and Carlisle included, (They had snuck in during Edward's Grizzly Wrestling match) was saddened at the thought. I suddenly remembered something. "Hey, Emmett?" "Yeah?" "What did you do with Jacob?" He grinned evilly at me. "Let's just say I hope he likes Jamaican food!"
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