MONSTER BASH

Everybody knows and loves the song "Monster Mash", so I took it and twisted it a bit. So here you are, folks, and with impeccable timing! A very happy Halloween to you all; don't get too scared, now!

Original Song © Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Lyrics (to an extent) © unicorn-skydancer08

All rights reserved.

I was at the party on Halloween night
When my eyes beheld a gruesome sight
At first, everything looked okay to me
And then, quite unexpectedly—

(It was a bash!)
It was a monster bash
(A monster bash!)
It was a literal smash
(A monster bash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(A monster bash!)
It was a monster bash!

The whole room was in a complete uproar
They wrestled like rabid werewolves on the floor
Everybody was everybody's foe
How this mess started, I don't rightly know

(They had a bash!)
They had a monster bash
(The monster bash!)
It was a literal smash
(They did the bash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(They did the bash!)
They did the monster bash!

The zombies were in for one
The trouble had just begun
Someone just took out Wolf-Man
Dracula's down and done

What a sight it was; you wouldn't believe the sounds
Like a massive pack of snarling hounds
The coffin-bangers have all been laid low
Dr. Hyde's just been chucked out the window

(They did the bash!)
They did the monster bash
(The monster bash!)
It was a literal smash
(They did the bash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(They did the bash!)
They did the monster bash!

In the corner, where Drac's body lay,
Seems the guy had just one thing to say
He held up his head and shook his fist
And said, "Vutever happened to the Transylvania twist?"

(It's now the bash!)
It's now the monster bash
(The monster bash!)
And it's a literal smash
(It's now the bash!)
It's caught on in a flash!
(It's now the bash!)
It's now the monster bash!

Now everything's cool, all the heat has gone
Those guys will be sore as heck, come dawn
The skeletons rest in little tiny bits
When will they learn, those dimwitted twits?

(And that's the bash!)
And that's the monster bash
(The monster bash!)
And it's a literal smash
(The monster bash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(The monster bash!)
And that's the monster bash!