Konichiwa readers! This is my third story posted on this website in general… how's it been? Well, today is Halloween and I decided to do an Akatsuki story with Karaoke singing Halloween! The star is the one and only smexxy and crazy, supposed to be Madara, Tobi!He will be doing the disclaimers here. (Bold=Tobi) (Regular= me)
"Tobi! Read the script for Kumi-chan!"
"Yes Kumi-chan! Tobi will read the script and Tobi will read the script good! Remember! Tobi is a good boy!"
-Opens script and reads-"Remember boys and girls, Kumi-chan does not own Naruto or his world! That son of a bitch! I will claim the nine-tails from him!-Says in Madara voice-
*I look at him in shock*
-Changes voice back to Tobi-
"I mean Tobi is a good boy!"
-Runs off- (o_o)
Akatsuki Costumes for Halloween
Pein- * His words* "For Halloween, I amand I will be a tattoo parlor. I will be the best goddamn tattoo parlor for Halloween this fucking place has seen! Ahem… actually, I wanted to be the dude's who pierce the bodies, but I really, don't know what they are called…Maybe I'll go ask Konan… she's smart!"
Konan-*her words* " For Halloween, I'm gonna be a paper fairy.. yeah, Ima rock that shit, too! I will announce to all of the kids, I am the fairy who gives your snot nose asses paper for writing! Yeah! I'll do that!"
Sasori-*his words* " For this 'Halloween' all of the kids speak of, well I wouldn't know because my parents were killed by some bastards and Gramma Chiyo said that Halloween was for pussies and that it's the devil's birthday….anyways, I'm going to be the pumpkin king, Jack…"
Deidara-*his words* " Hm.. for Halloween, I will be a clay bird yeah! Such beauty and art! No, wait.. I'll be Rapunzel, maybe I will even get Sasori to be my prince and carry me around all night… Nah! My hair is beautiful and flowing. I use a quality conditioner, but it's not that long. I know! Barbie or Polly Pocket! Yes! I will have the Akatsuki vote, yeah!"
Kakazu-*his own words* " Hmph! Halloween? Think of all of the green, cheese, cabbage, cash, cheddar, pesos, yen, money, being spent on shit like candy! All it does is rot those shit face's teeth out! I could be hugging it and it could be safe in my vault! But no! It has to be spent on candy! Fuck! They all ask me what the hell am I going to be for Halloween. Im going to be a guy with 5 different hearts named Kakazu! It's not like they would know it's me anyhow! They would think it's a costume! I'll even wear a fucking nametag that says Stitches!
Hidan-*his words* " Fucking HALLOWEEN? Ha! Ima be the grim to the fucking reaper! Watch out shits and fuckers! Here I come!"
Tobi-*his own words* " What should Tobi be for Christmas?" Deidara yells "For the last time it's Halloween!" " Ohhhhh! Tobi will be a pirate with the eye patch and all! Tobi will even have a nice pirate hat and Tobi will say Argh after every sentence! Argh!"
Kisame-*his words*"Christmas, huh? Oh, Halloween-hiccup!- Well, I WILL BE A DAMN SHARK, SHIT! I even got the gills and shit!-hiccup-! Itachi, pour me some more sake!"
Itachi-*his words*" For Halloween, I will be a toaster, a blind one that is…maybe, I will even get free candy for being a Handicap. Plus, I get to park in Handicap spaces, when I best and safe neighborhoods for the kids.. I mean Akatsuki members. I will even make sure that we all hold hands and walk at the same pace and stay in a group, so we don't get picked up by strangers or the predator Michael Jackson.*Sighs* I am a good mother, aren't I? I hope, I see my little brother trick or treating, too. He's going with that delinquent Orochimaru! Apparently he's too cool to go with us….He's afraid of toasters, y'know. Got burned by one when we were kids. Been afraid of them ever since. That's why I want to be a toaster, this year… Am I a horrible person?"
Zetsu-*his words* "We will be a plant. NO! Fuck a plant,Hannah Montana. Oh, well.. I wanted to be a plant, don't you think that's nice? FUCK A PLANT!Hannah Montana!I bought the wig and everything!Including a crimsoned tank top with neon green skinny-jeans!Those shits are hard to find, so we are Hannah Montana!Don't you think we should be a team and agree on something? I mean couple should not argue! Don't you love me? What the fuck! Iain't gay! What the fuck are you smoking?I told you not to grow that marijuana shit in the official green house of Zetsu! Gosh! It Hannah Montana!That settles it! But….*sniffle* you'd just eat the wig anyways... What did you say? Nothing..."
The end of this chapter. This is the costumes they would be wearing. Thanks for reading! Please forgive me for putting MJ in this a a gay and invovling that rumor with raping little boys, I was watching SM4(SCARY MOVIE 4) AND HE WAS IN IT... free cookies for all who review. This story will be about three chappies and they will be long. The end is twisted... tee-hee. Stick around for the Akatsuki singing!
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