The book fell out of her hands, as Kathryn stared incredulously at her former XO.
"Excuse me, Commander?"
Chakotay didn't even try to hide his smile.
"Well, we were just speaking about how Voyager and her Captain are the media's new darlings," he shrugged, nonchalantly "and you did just ask me what I thought was next."
"I think I may have been overestimating your intelligence all these years..." Kathryn retrieved her novel with a false air of bad grace "How could I have been so wrong?"
"I'm serious!" Chakotay said, sounding anything but "What's wrong with an autobiography? A motion picture, even."
"It's a ridiculous idea, Chakotay." The Captain sniffed, sending him a death glare before opening to her previous page. "Care to drop the discussion?"
"What about a holonovel? We could give Tom Paris a call, I bet he'd love to help..."
"Drop it, Commander."
Chakotay wiggled his eyebrows suggestively, ignoring her incredibly blatant 'captain's voice'. " I even have the perfect name! Want to hear it?"
"Not really."
"Five Minutes to Self Destruct, The story of Captain Janeway!"
Kathryn threw the book at his head.