Lame OMGWTFBBQ Jokes!
Author's Note: Lala. Second fan fic. Very OOC, because I can and it's free. Athy felt happy when she wrote this. Athy was quite happy, Athy was bouncing off walls. Then she saw Mr Pen and was like OMG, HI MR PEN! And then she saw Mrs Paper and she was like OMG, HI MRS PAPER! And then she put Mr Pen and Mrs Paper together and out came Athy's randomest fanfic since the last one! Athy also warns you that you have to be as retarded as Athy to laugh at these jokes, and if you don't think you can do that, then read anyway and criticize Athy as much as you want to. Enjoy! =D
Disclaimer: Athy does not own Vampire Knight. Heck, she probably doesn't even own the jokes. (:
Athy: Hello everybody, and welcome to LAME OMGWTFBBQ JOKES chapter one!
Kaname: …
Athy: Our first victim is Kaname!
Kaname: …
Athy: Say hi Kaname!
Kaname: …
Athy: OK, and now that it's all awkward, I shall begin! Where does Kaname keep all his money?
Kaname: [Wouldn't you like to know?]
Athy: The blood bank!!
Kaname: *head desks* That joke isn't even YOURS.
Athy: Read the disclaimer Kaname, read the disclaimer.
Kaname: *sighs but reads*
Athy: Next joke! What did Zero say to Ichiru?
Kaname: Why are you asking me Zero jokes?
Athy: Kaname, shut up, you're meant to drumroll.
Kaname: How am I meant to drumroll when I'm meant to shut-
Athy: OMG, WE HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME!
Zero: O.M.G. *head desks*
Athy: Haha, he gets it! *beams* Now we have the OMG, the first part to
OMGWTFBBQ!
Zero: … I don't think most people know that the punchline was already said.
Yuuki: What punchline?
Zero: Yuuki, when'd YOU get here?
Yuuki: Ever since Athy said Kaname.
Zero: … *head desks* Someone kill me. Please.
Athy: Anyway, the joke was what did Zero say to Ichiru, and it's like he said omg, we have the same last name, get it…?
Zero: Stfu Athy. STFU. Your jokes SUCK CRAP!
Athy: Did someone say crap? =D
Zero: …
Kaname: …
Yuuki: …
Athy: FIND THEN, NO ONE SAID CRAP! *storms off*
Yuuki: Did we hurt her feelings?
Zero: Who cares, now we're alone now *gets hair away from neck*
Kaname: *clears throat* *chess piece comes out*
Yuuki: Ew.
Zero: Like, ew, OMG, did that like, just come OUT of you? *strokes Chihuahua*
Yuuki: *stares at Zero*
Kaname: Like, yeaa, chess pieces are like, so hot right now!
Yuuki: *stares at Kaname*
Athy: *comes back juice high* HELLOOOOO EVEERRYYYONNNEEEE!!!!!
Yuuki: Is she drunk?
Kaname: No, she's likee, juice high, DUH!
Zero: Likee, yeah Yuuki, you're so OUT OF IT these days! Uh! *Flops hand*
Athy: Yuuki, what happened to them?
Yuuki: No idea.
Athy: I'll continue telling jokes then.
Yuuki: Please don't.
Athy: How do you kill a blue Vampire?
Yuuki: Do I really want to know?
Kaname: Yeah, like, seriously, your jokes suck crap darling, like, no offense of course, HAHA *giggles with Zero*
Zero: HAHA, like, yea, totally!
Athy: … Umm, anyway. WITH A BLUE VAMPIRE GUN =D
Yuuki: What? O-O *head desks*
Zero: Honey, that is like, so lame! Likee, no offense, HAHA!
Kaname: HAHA! Zero, that's like, sooo funneh!!
Zero: Yeah, we should like, totally hook up some time!
Yuuki: Uuh. Excuse me?
Athy: … Ok, now how do you kill a red vampire?
Yuuki: … With a red vampire gun?
Athy: NO! YOU PAINT IT BLUE AND SHOOT IT WITH A BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!
Everyone: … WTF? *head desks*
And then everyone went and had a BBQ while Athy was duct taped in the corner somewhere. And that's where the BBQ comes from. YAY.
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Author's Note: YAY, that was fun. Now review, and tell me I'm lame, because I know I am -.^