so this is chapter one of the Crackfic my friend Pontiac1968, and she wrote this chapter. we gave eachother 30 minutes to write a chapter, and then we publish it after we spell and grammar check it (thats MY job) and so we decided that if she wrote the How To Train Your Dragon parts and I wrote the Cats parts we would be epic. so i just told you what will happen. meh. so PONTIAC1968 WROTE THIS CHAPTER! if you leave a review, do not praise me but her. save my praise for chapter two. she may not have posted hers yet so...read on. leave loving reviews. flames will be used to cook banana boats and other great campfire food like mac'n'cheese.
On the isle of Berk there lived a half dragon, named Dragon. Well actually her name is Zia Dragonflower Thorn but her nick name is Dragon. She has long black hair, that is usually in a ponytail, neon green (night fury) cat like eyes, she wore a green kimono that ended at her waist, black bell-bottom pants and brown boots. She lived with her best friend and almost boyfriend toothless and her friend hiccup. Every morning hiccup would go for a morning fly with Toothless, and Dragon would tag along with her night glider. Her night glider is an invention the Hiccup and Toothless had put together for her after her battle with her archenemy, Zartic Alivin Zemtan, Zartic for short. Dragon was an excellent flyer. Her parents, well adopted parents were Fire, a monstrous nightmare, and Ice, an ice dragon. Like I said earlier Dragon was a half dragon, you might be wondering 'if she's a half dragon, what kind on dragon is she?' well my friend, Dragon is half Night Fury, hence the night fury eyes. Dragon was also friends with Hiccup's girlfriend Astrid, that's weird. One day Hiccup was working in the blacksmith shop, Astrid was helping some of the new recruits practice their swords-fighting and axe throwing so, Dragon and Toothless were alone in the cove where Hiccup first met Toothless. Toothless was showing dragon the place, and Dragon was enjoying every minute of it. She looked over at the lake in the middle of the cove, then she saw some delicious cod swimming, her natural dragon instincts kicked in. She crouched down, used her shoulder blades to open the wings (a quick little flick from the shoulder blades is all it needs to open), took a running start, jumped, and took off, she dive bombed the fish. Toothless sat on the side of the lake watching her very amused, Dragon popped her head out of the water with the biggest cod wiggling in-between her teeth, just the sight of Dragon was enough for Toothless to fall backwards in laughter. Don't blame him; it's really funny to see a half dragon (who likes like a regular human being) with a big fish in their mouth. Dragon spat the fish into her hand and swam to the edge where Toothless was laughing, she tossed the fish on shore, gabbed Toothless' tail with a strong grip, and pulled with all her might, she pulled Toothless right into the water with her. He tried to keep himself from entering the water but Dragon was to strong, besides he was sort of weak from laughing so hard. They both surfaced, Dragon had a smirk in her face, Toothless narrowed his eyes, and with a quick unearned attack he dove down pulling dragon down with him. Dragon had just enough time to take in a deep breath. When they both were submerged in the water, Dragon wriggled out of Toothless' grasp, instead of going her surface, she backflip off him, and then gave him the 'come get me' hand signal. And they had a playful underwater battle. After the battle they both came back up to the surface.