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Ok guys this is my first attempt at fanfiction so please be nice. I'm totally open to constructive criticism on anything you guys think I can improve. This story is going to be a pretty lighthearted comedy romance for Brittana. For now it will be rated T for minor language, though it may change to M if I start swearing a lot (sometimes I do that without noticing).

Anyways without further ado I present "Ghost Hunting for the Paranormally Impaired"

Enjoy!

Chapter 1

Santana is beginning to regret her decision to set up an interview for a job working with ghost hunters, considering the fact that she's kinda stretching the truth about her qualifications (she's sure there can't be that big of a difference between psychology and parapsychology) and she's not even sure she believes in ghosts. However, she never realized that finding a job with a bachelor's degree in psychology would be this difficult and she needs money to live so this would have to do for the time being.

So here she is in front of this sort of sketchy looking office in a two story building in Philadelphia with Pierce Paranormal Investigations written on the door. When she finally works up the confidence to knock on the door she hears someone scramble to answer the door, something fall and some mumbled curses. When the door finally opens to say she is surprised would be quite the understatement. She doesn't want to stereotype but she may or may not have been expecting some weird fat loser to answer the door, she definitely was not expecting a gorgeous blonde with beautiful blue eyes to answer the door.

Eventually after a staring at each other for longer than was probably necessary someone from behind the blonde screamed, "Could you maybe stop staring into the pizza guy's soul and get the food cause I think I'm about to die of starvation over here."

The blonde rolled her eyes and responded, "You ate like an hour ago Sam there is no way you can be that hungry, and I'm pretty sure this isn't the pizza guy. Although if you are the new pizza delivery girl then I am going to be ordering pizza a lot more from now on."

That seemed to finally break Santana from her silence, "Actually I'm Santana Lopez, and I'm here for a job interview."

"Oh yeah! I'm so sorry Ms. Lopez come right on in." The blonde politely stepped aside to usher her in.

Once Santana got inside she was surprised to see that the office was actually bigger than she had anticipated. It had a few desks which had paperwork and pictures scattered all over them, a nice enough looking couch, a big Ghost Busters poster on the wall (seriously?), and finally some other rooms down a short hallway.

Finally the blonde spoke again, "Well allow me to introduce everyone I'm Brittany S. Pierce and am the owner of Pierce Paranormal Investigations. The ever so rude and hungry blonde guy is Sam Evans, he is in charge of making sure the equipment is working and any other computery stuff."

Santana smiled politely in Sam's direction and then turned to the final person sitting in the room, a girl that was looking at something on her phone and didn't appear to be paying attention to anything happening in the room.

"And last but certainly not least we have Sugar Motta, she handles all our social media and finds different possible sites for us to investigate."

At the mention of her name Sugar finally looked up and smiled, "I also handle all group fashion choices and am the unofficial sponsor of PPI (Pierce Paranormal Investigations) cause my dad is like super rich. I'm so excited that we finally got an applicant! Who knew that finding someone who wants to investigate paranormal activities would be so difficult?"

"Um, well it's nice to meet you all."

"Anyways," Brittany started again "let's get this interview started Ms. Lopez. So in the resume you sent us you said that you were familiar with the field of parapsychology?"

Santana began to shift uncomfortably in her seat, "Please call me Santana, and when I said that what I meant was that I have a degree in psychology from the University of Pennsylvania, but I'm a super quick learner."

"Hmm, ok are you good at researching things and interviewing people?"

"Definitely, I had to do a lot of research projects to get my degree and I'm a real big people person." So maybe Santana was stretching the truth again on that last fact, but it's not like she hates peoples. She actually gets along with people just fine, except when they're being idiots (which now that she thinks about it is most of the time), but honestly who doesn't say that they love people when they are being interviewed?

"I guess the most important question is whether you believe in paranormal occurrences or not?"

Santana had been preparing for this question since she sent in her resume. She knew that no paranormal investigator would hire someone who was skeptical of whether or not ghosts existed. So with a deep breath Santana said, "I've always been fascinated by paranormal occurrences ever since I was a child. I know I don't have any experience with actual ghosts or anything but I think I could be of great assistance to you if given the chance."

"Ok could you just excuse us for one minute Santana? I need to have a quick discussion with my colleagues." With that Brittany, Sam, and Sugar got up and walked into one of the rooms down the short hallway.

"So what do you guys think?" Brittany asked as soon as the door to the small kitchen closed behind them.

"I like her, plus no one else really wants the job soooo beggars can't be choosey." Sugar states immediately.

"I don't know if I'm buying her whole I've been interested in this since I was a kid thing." Sam says more skeptically.

"Hmmm, yeah I don't know if I believe that story either but she does have a degree in psychology and Sugar's right we don't exactly have people lining up to get this job." Brittany finally added after some thought.

"You just think she's pretty." Sam teased.

"Shut up!" Brittany mumbled as she began to blush.

"Ohmygod! Am I gonna get to play matchmaker again? You know that's one of my specialties." Sugar stated excitedly.

"I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news but I feel like someone should remind you that the last time you played matchmaker for someone we ended up almost being arrested because the cops thought we were in the Russian mob. Which is coincidentally also why we even need a new member for the group in the first place." Sam pointed out.

"Please, that was all just a small misunderstanding and they are still together aren't they. Plus it's not my fault that she couldn't handle one night in the slammer." Sugar defended.

"Be that as it may, no more matchmaking for you Sugar and besides we don't even know if she would want to date me and it's kinda unprofessional." Brittany decided.

"Unprofessional? We're freaking ghost hunters not politicians and you own the place don't you decide what's professional and unprofessional?"

"She makes a valid point Boss." Sam adds.

"Ok we've gotten really off topic, let's focus, so should we hire her?" Brittany changes the subject quickly.

"Sure, why not?" Sam says.

"Yes!" Sugar shouts.

"Ok then the decision is unanimous." With that Brittany left the kitchen to go inform Santana of the news.

"You're gonna play matchmaker aren't you?"

"Sam don't be ridiculous, of course I am. I have a gift for these things and I need to share my gift with the world, it's the right thing to do." Sugar said before she to left the kitchen.

"This is going to end interestingly." Sam mumbled before he joined everyone in the main room.

"Ok Santana we would like to offer you the forth position on our team!" Brittany said excitedly.

"Really? Thank you so much, you will not regret this decision."

"Welcome to PPI Santana! I'll have your team jacket made in no time! Quick question though would you say you're a bigger fan of the color fuchsia or macaroni and cheese yellow? Actually never mind I'll just pick for you." Sugar practically screamed at her before bouncing away to make a phone call.

"Glad to have you on board." Sam stated much more calmly.

Santana wasn't sure what she had just gotten herself into but at least she had a paying job, and really what's the worst that could happen?

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So what say you? Yay? Nay? Should I move to another country, change my name, and never write again? Let me know!

Thanks for reading!

-Caitlin