This is mine. ALL MINE. ITS all mine. I OWN IT ALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Ooh a muffin.

LUKE LEARNS A LOT



(There are many pointless pop culture refrences.
Reader Discretion advised.)
Luke was having a good time fixing a moisture vapirator when a jawa approached
him. "Seena ohba nakanis" it said. "What?" said Luke. The jawa left muttering
obscenitys. "That was strange" luke said. Then he was run over by a landspeeder.
The Jawa had tried to warn him but Luke just said "What?" Theres a lesson here.
In fact if you look hard enough I bet you could see this as a metaphor for world
war 2. But to be honest I didn't intend any symbolism. I just wanted Luke to be run
over. Han Solo is cooler anyway.




More to come... Unless I die of course. That'd just be weird.