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'I LOVE RAMEN' thoughts
"I LOVE RAMEN" dialog
'I LOVE RAMEN' demon/summon thoughts
"I LOVE RAMEN" demon/summon dialog
I LOVE RAMEN jutsu/spell/special technique
Auhtor's note: hi everybody! this is my first fic hope you like it (if you don't i'll slit your throat *sweet smile*). a couple of facts that you must know:
1) this fic will have as a protagonist an OC and naruto, but naruto won't appear till later because the fic will start in the time of the third great ninja war so it will be a while before naruto gets to the screen.
2) there will be a cookie for the first one who gets which animes were mentioned ^^
on with the storie...
The legend of the wolf and the fox book 1:
The shinobi nations
Prologue: "memories of life"
The soft wind brushed gently his face as he stood in the deck of the ship, his shoulder length messy black hair with a glowing grey color on the tips danced around his light green eyes were calmly gazing to the approaching land.
How many years had it been?... he didn´t know the last time he was in this continent he was nothing but a kid with the dream of living an adventure, saving people, beating the bad guys and maybe falling in love with a cute princess or something like that...how stupid he was. Seriously, he had leave his home town at the age of 10 in the hopes of starting an adventure and all he got in the end were troubles one after the other.
First he had gotten in a fight on the first town he stopped after he defended a thief (he didn't know he was a thief till later) off getting beat by a group of men (he was kind of an impulsive idiot at that time) an after that fight he had realized his wallet had been robbed, unbelievable. Then after twelve days of living in the streets stealing and deceiving people to survive he met him his first friend and one of the only people he considered family…. Kain….the two of them became friends immediately having been both orphans they understood each other pretty well they lived together on the streets for a couple of months doing odd jobs and other things saving all the money they could and finally after a while they left the town and started travelling together.
They travelled for 5 years helping anyone who needed help and learning everything they could from martial arts to first aid. Life couldn't have possibly been more fun for him, all of the adventures they had lived together, and the people they had met had made their lives incredibly funnier than just living a normal and simple life. but all that had changed when they had visited an isolated temple in the mountains, they had heard a rumor that the group of monks that lived there were extremely knowledgeable in the arts of sealing and getting in tune with the nature, intrigued by this information they had traveled to the temple and once there after seeing and confirmed the rumors they had decided staying there and learn as much as they could from the monks and for 3 years they had stayed there learning, until one night the temple had been attacked by a group of men looking for the power that the monks in the temple possessed a battle had started that had provoked a fire in the temple, the monks and them had fight the men off and for a while it looked like everything was under control but one of the men had stabbed the Great Schema (highest level of monks) and everything had gone downhill from that point. Turns out the Great Schema was the jailor of a very powerful demon, or more precisely a demon god called Fenrir.
Fenrir was one of the three major demon gods that ruled the Makai but after an attempt of extending his domains Fenrir had tried taking over the human world luckily (or unluckily depending on your viewpoint) he had been stopped by one of the Great Schema a thousand years ago when the Great Schema sealed him inside his body, because of this the demon had resided inside the body of the Great Schema ever since corroding yet at the same time healing his body in a large chain of suffering for the old monk who couldn't die of old age because the constant healing made impossible to grow old (well at least older than what he already was) and if he were to by murdered the demon god would be released into the human world.
With the death his jailor Fenrir was released and seeing the opportunity went rampage and started to destroy everything in sight.
With the panic of the moment and without any hope the monks decided to take one last desperate shot and with the help of him and Kain tried to seal Fenrir again in one of the monks. But none of the monks were powerful enough to withstand the power of Fenrir so in a desperate (and probably looking in retrospective idiotic) idea he offered himself for the sealing (yep truly idiotic) and so it was done but something unexpected had happened (at least for him that is he learned later that all the monks new about this) he became immortal of some sorts.
The monks explained that his immortality came from a constant regeneration from his cell which traduced itself in him never growing old and healing faster from injuries except fatal ones; the monks also mentioned that with time he could gain some other abilities if he talked with the demon god and improved his "relationship" with it.
Also another tragedy occurred exactly two years later Kain died from an illness that he got from their travels, at 21 years old (he was a year younger than Kain) his best friend and stepbrother died living him completely alone in the world. He had cried himself to sleep for months after that he had nothing, he had been an orphan after his parents died in a fire and he had no other family to turn to. So now he was alone completely alone but the worst part was that he would probably be alone for the rest of eternity, he would live forever with no one to talk to or to make him company…..life was a bitch he had thought.
Many years later after much travelling the continent he had actually met someone mildly equal to him, he too had seal inside himself one of the three major demon gods, to his surprise. He had sealed the demon god known as the Juubi a beast whose power rivaled those of Fenrir, the man was none as the Rikudou Sennin (sage of the six paths) and had been equally surprised after knowing of their similar conditions though Rikudou(or riku-chan as he liked to call him despite the man's annoyance) wasn't immortal he had gained the ability to unlock the energy known as Chakra that while every person had it inside them no one up to that point knew how to use it or unlock it. After one very one sided fight between the two of them which he had lost despite his immortality and vast fighting experience, the two of them had become friends and after some nagging, begging and actual blackmailing from his part about a night that the two of them had gone to a bar an Rikudou had gotten drunk and ended up making out with a very girlish GUY (he didn't actually blame him he had though it was a girl too if not for the moment when the "girl" had trip and fall unceremoniously to the ground flashing everyone with his/her underwear he would have probably tried to take the "girl" from Rikudou and had her/him for himself, he still had nightmares of that one though *shudders*), Rikudou had agreed to teach him how to use chakra.
He quickly learned all of his uses and along with Rikudou created a large number of techniques or Jutsus as Rikudou had called them and after sometime he had developed one of the most useful (at least in his perspective) jutsu of all that he called the Kage Bunshin no jutsu (shadow clone jutsu) which created replicas from himself that were solid enough to fight or realize other activities but disperse in a puff of smoke after been hit with enough force once, also the jutsu enabled the caster to gain the memories and experience that the clone had gone through. Though at first he hadn't quite see the utility in learning what the clone had learned Rikudou had pointed him that with that he could actually learn more things at a more fast rate which had resulted in him creating over six hundred clones and told them to start training everything that could help and then disperse themselves. That little stunt had ended with him knocked out for a month after all of his clones decided to disperse themselves at the same time and with him not used to the set back of the technique (unknown at that moment) it had been quite amusing (at least to Rikudou) seeing him walking one moment and the next seeing him fall face first one the earth completely knocked out.
Years passed and Rikudou grow old and at the same time closer to his death, and him not wanting to see one of the people he had come to call family die before his eyes he decided to leave the continent after hearing rumor of other lands with people capable of incredible things like swords that changed forms when certain phrases were pronounced by the wielders and people gaining powerful artifacts out of simple cards trough a ritual that consisted in kissing (apparently).
So with those thoughts combined with his carefree and at the same time knowledge hungry and curious attitude he embarked himself in a journey to this foreign lands and with a promise to never forget and coming back to his homeland one day he departed leaving behind a great friend and the land that had give him so much and at the same time take from him.
'and now I'm back…' he though.
"The elemental nations…it sure has been a while….." he mused to himself as his clones worked on the ship.
'it sure has isn't boy' a deep voice called from his mind.
'aaaaaaaaaghhh….what the hell do you want now?' he spoke in his mind exasperated.
'geez boy one would think that after almost five hundred years together you would treat me a little better considering that I'm literally the only thing that has keep you going for this long, seriously no respect whatsoever….' said the voice with a mock hurt tone.
'Fuck you Fenrir! It's not like I wanted to live for this long. You fuzz ball' muttered the man.
'geez ok, ok…sooooooooooooooooo any idea of why are we going to this place again, I though you didn't have anything left here?' asked the demon god.
'I don't but that doesn't mean that I can't find anything to do here. Who knows I might meet someone interesting enough to actually make my trip here worth it' responded the man.
'seriously, how easygoing can you be Nack?...even after five hundred years I still can't believe you make most of your important decisions by flipping a coin or jankenpon with one of your clones…' said Fenrir to the newly named Nack.
'Hey you fleabag! Don't go saying my name out of nowhere. you totally ruined the narrator's idea of saying my name in a melodramatic and slightly heroic way, while I'm looking at the horizon with the sun rays washing my face!' Nack snapped at Fenrir suddenly.
'….'
'….'
'…what the fuck are you rambling about? Are you a bloody idiot?' asked Fenrir.
'we-' started Nack.
'NO! don't answer me you would probably say something incredibly stupid again…. Seriously what's wrong with you? Have you been eating those weird mushrooms that you get from that weird guy with that weird hat and that fan? Because I told you that shit wasn't good for you at all!' continued the demon god cutting Nack in mid sentence.
'but they taste sooooo good it's almost a crime not eat one once in a while!' replied in a sing song voice Nack.
'you moron! Listen to me you are not going to eat another one of those mushrooms unless you want me start singing that stupid song of that kid with the voice of a girl! Am I clear?' yelled Fenrir.
'tch…. Fine, just don't ever, ever sing that song ok?' asked Nack to his lifelong friend (though he completely denied if asked).
'Ok.' Answered the demon god.
'so. Fenrir….'
'what?'
'is it true that you don't sense the presence of Juubi anymore?' asked intrigued Nack.
'it's not that I don't sense it. it's more like I sense multiple presences similars to Juubi's' stated Fenrir.
'oooooooooooohh….'
'what does that means? Did Juubi divided himself or something?' asked again Nack.
'nah. It's more like someone divided his spirit by force. probably that idiot of Rikudou after you left probably in an attempt to stop him from completely resurrecting after he died' answered the wolf demon.
'ooooooh… I see… hehe riku-chan was never one to do things without thinking'
'unlike other people I know….' said Fenrir under his breath.
'yeah…..HEY!'
'hehehe….dumbass'
'why you!… you stupid fleabag!….'
As the two mentally linked companions lunched themselves in a bloody fight of insults the ship closed distance with the elemental nations the new place where this odd duo (though it was technically just one person) will start a new journey and probably get into a lot more trouble that they had already got.
-(at the same time, location: konohagakure no sato, hi no kuni)-
"MINATO-SENSEI!" a loud voice yelled.
"uh?" spoke a blond haired man dressed in the usual jounin attire while he continued to eat ramen seated in a stool on ichiraku ramen stand.
"ohayo! Minato-sensei, aren't we going to train today?..." asked a black haired boy wearing goggles and a konoha hitai-ite (hope I'm writing that right) and wearing a dark blue and orange jacket with the symbol of a red fan on the back and dark blue pants and sandals. he was better known as Uchiha Obito, a.k.a. "the dope" (Kakashi), a.k.a. "the Uchiha outcast" (a better part of his clan and some people of the village), a.k.a. "one of the few Uchiha without a stick up his ass" (most of his graduating class and other ninjas that had worked or knew him), among others.
His sensei, Namikaze Minato, who was currently in an internal debate to whether eat his miso ramen first or eat the pork ramen first, didn't actually paid much attention to his student until said student tired of his sensei lack of attention towards him muttered the one phrase that got Namikaze Minato, a.k.a. "konoha no kiiroi senkou" (konoha's yellow flash), future hokage and newly husband of one Uzumaki Kushina a.k.a. "Akai Chishio no Habanero" (red hot-blooded habanero), completely and utterly terrified.
"if you don't come with me and help us train I'm going to tell Kushina-san that you throw the bento she prepared for you to the trash and went to eat ramen instead…..again" muttered the Uchiha with a sickening smile on his face.
"you wouldn't dare!" cried out Minato in disbelief and fear. He loved his wife really, but the bentos she prepared where not meant to be eaten, not even by prisoners in the I&T department or the ones sentenced to death.
"…"
"… oh my god. You would dare isn't it!" the nod he received in response from Obito had him up a running to the training grounds faster that Jiraiya can say boobies.
"hehehe…. so easy!" exclaimed Obito and started running to the training grounds as well towards his teammates Kakashi and Rin who judging by the speed his sensei had taken off towards the training grounds where most probably already training.
Little did this young boy knew that in a couple of months more he and his team where going to take a mission that would probably change theirs, and a technically immortal jinchuriki, arguably boring lives into a roller coaster of adventures…
A/N: ok that's the prologe the next chapter will be posted in a aouple of days so wait for it. about the chapter, i know that the kage bunshin was supposed to be created by the first hokage but this is an AU fic so i can do whatever the hell i want also i wnat to know should i keep obito alive or not? (i'm giving kakashi the sharingan regardless of the desicion). the question will be open till chapter 3 so let me know your thoughts about it.
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Next: chapter 1 "daily life in konoha and arrival"
