A/N: An amusing drabble I thought up. I am an Isaac/Jenna fan, and this was developed for humor(mostly). To as not to upset the Isaac/Mia fans, I set up what hey definitly wouldn't like before the series. Don't worry, everyone'll like this.

Convorsation 1

Convorsation 2

Convorsation 3

Golden Sun (c) Camelot

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A short while ago, somebody died and decided to ask Isaac to come back. This backfired and they died again, in front of Ivan. The two decided to gather everyone up and just get Alex to do it,

"Okay, you want me to revive this chick and her brother, right?" Alex looked down at them from both he sun and the chicken he was eating.

"No, these two." Ivan held up a pair of pictures.

"Oh, I remember them! By the way, Mia, how are the kids?"

"Wait, what kids?" Isaac questioned.

"Oh, I thought you two would have been married by now."

"Are you saying I don't stand a chance!?" Jenna snapped, "I'll have you know Isaac and I went all the way the night before I was kidnapped!"

"You two were having sexual relations!?" Mia gawked.

"To tell the truth, yes, we still are." Isaac replied.

"Are you certain about that?" Piers felt a horrorfying aura in the air comming from behind them.

"...Not really." Isaac gulped, staring behind the girls and Piers and into hell itself.

"Then can I get fresh with Jenna?" Garret questioned.

"Keep your dick to yourself!" Jenna snapped, "I'll go with Isaac!"

"I'll have Isaac. He's mine." Mia got between them.

"You just go ahead and stick it with Piers."

"What do I look like, a pedophile!?" the lemurian jolted.

"Are you calling me a child!?" Mia snapped at him.

"No, I'm--"

"You know, since Felix saved me, I've been positive he's covering something large with his pants." Sheba said out of the blue.

"WHAT!?" Ivan whipped around to face her. "What do you mean by that!?"

"'Large'!? That's my brother!" Jenna frowned, grabbing Isaac as he made for a retreat.

:"Sorry."

"Just use something better and it's fine."

"Ah, the joys of Youth..." Kraden smiled, "Miss it, don't you, Piers?"

"...WHAT?" the mariner gave the sage an odd look.

"Isaac, you remember how we did it back in my old place, right?" Jenna pressed.

"Vividly." Isaac blushed over his ears.

"Come on, Large? That's nothing compared to Isaac's!" Garet grinned, ignoring the girl's right and speak with Ivan and Sheba.

"Just how would you know that?" Ivan blinked.

"Uh...welll....you, err..."

"...You were spying on him in the shower, weren';t you?" Sheba deduced.

"....I wanna screw Jenna."

"Right." the Jupiter's gave him a side-glance.

"How much you want to bet he'll die before us?" Piers asked Kraden, looking at Isaac and Garet, away from their convorsation.

"Not sure...It would seem nice to have them both...but still..." Kraden mused.

"Yes, I suppose..." Piers smiled nervously.

"It was really nice, the smell of those Jasmine flowers." Jenna continued to rub it into Mia's face.

"I bet you were horrible in bed!" Mia snapped, "I'm far better than you! Tell them, Alex!"

"Uh..." the older clan member blinked, "Wha?"

"YOU WERE BANGING MY SISTER!?" Felix suddenly roared in a way that made the Doom Dragon seem like a pink fuzzy bunny slipper.

"Ten gold." Kraden started.

"Double that." Piers added.

"Deal." Kraden shook the older male's hand.

At that moment, they watched the fireworks--of what he could, in Kraden's place--and the battle of the angry bother vs. running would-be-boyfriends trying to escape for their lives.

"...I save them from my brother, you save them from their injuries." Jenna told Mia.

"Done." she replied.

The end.